[Unique] ITT we post sentences that have never been uttered before [Novelty] (24)

1 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8703 23:57

Every one of your boys I see snooping around here is gonna end up rubbing Vaseline on a little kid's chest.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8704 06:33

Why do you need a vasectomy when there are dozens of books you haven't finished?

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8704 08:01

Grasp the maitre d's ears squarely, young scholar, lest his friendly milk soil your corduroy!

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8704 11:55

if you keep doing it like that, my ears will fly away

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8704 20:04

One advantage of this product is that the user can be rewarded with the robes of martyrdom.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8704 22:00

My name is Squeeks and this thread is called [Unique] ITT we post sentences that have never been uttered before [Novelty]

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8705 02:20

I like fruit gjafgodugfeufghjahflasfghudeghuiedhvdfvkjashfjbsifbkahsbf iuebkjvbnsvkjdn kugvhaukjbvdk afjhbsaiufh iufhiuahfiuafasgfiugsau fguifgasjfgiasdjfg iadugfaudsigtfjadkbfiuadgfuiaf caghsdiufgasiufgh ashjlsnboivdjb oivcjb clk oivbuviobjoifxjboifnglk gjhgfbduiasgkasghclkjahvkldshvo;isdfb 4b5f4 89s789 sd7vgdnf aksjh dhsjfvasfcuasdgfuvisad health and nutrition follows by the bucketload.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8705 03:49

I want to lick Kuroki Tomoko's armpit while she pees in a diaper.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8705 23:49

Look, you are a boogie nose bolphin.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8706 07:23

>>8
I think that's definitely been said before

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8706 16:37

Why do you need a vasectomy, young scholar? If you keep doing that, you can be rewarded. My name is Squeeks and I like fruit. I want to lick your boogie noise bolphin and I think that's definitely been said before.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8707 10:29

oh god it smells like a rotting burnt onion died of halitosis then rusted

13 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8708 19:21

You're a big doopy baby with a fat stinky delly

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8708 21:45

By mixing vaseline and baby powder we can create the ideal marinade for our celery sticks.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8709 05:37

>>10
It's just specific enough to be unique.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8710 09:51

The man dreams of a prosperous future; a chippy on every corner of the new colony of Viëdvxie, as much salt and vinegar as you like.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8710 20:53

As part of the development process, internal dialectics commence a process of objectification, in which the subject detaches the idea of his own self into an easy to comprehend concept, this concept we can refer to as the ego.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8710 23:55

Hold the newsreader's nose loosely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my slacks!

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8717 10:50

As the word count of a sentence increases the likelihood that that exact sentence has been uttered word-for-word decreases, doesn't anyone remember how old /r9k/ worked before it became the containment board for lonely retards?

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8717 12:46

>>19 I had a look on the day of its introduction but I never took a second look, my alert and alliaceous amigo.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8717 14:33

I think I should reboot this thread to [Unique] ITT we post ideas that have never been thought before [Novelty] as posting unique sentences is actually trivially easy.

22 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8717 19:43

>>21
The intention of "[Unique] ITT we post ideas that have never been thought before [Novelty]" is to post sentences you have actually said in conversation or similar scenarios rather than coming up with them for the thread, but that wasn't implied hard enough.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8717 21:47

There's a rule in my house, you can't say "bloodwank" and then not have a bloodwank, so sorry I've been off the radar for a bit.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8718 19:27

>>20 Actually me too, but I did check back in a few years later and was pretty shocked and disappointed to find out that it had become the board for idiot frogposters instead of verified original content.

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