A nipple in the hand is worth two in the bush
Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
thx /dqn/ i cum on cat she hiss at penis
MILLHOUSE not a house, I have been duped.
I propose we rename /dqn/ to /assvomit/
I break mirrors with my face in the united states
>>403
you might like this:
https://soundcloud.com/djskullvomit/dj-skull-vomit-antigoon
>>404
How could anything I've seen in a JAV not be fit for public display?!
>>407
Don't be so crude. Reevaluate what you're doing if you look at sick things like that.
Picture this:
The two dumbest, gayest retards you've ever laid eyes on come into your house. They are arguing about which of them is the gayest and most retarded and eventually they start shitting and pissing everywhere and throwing it at each other. If they'd just stop shitting and pissing all over everything they'd fit in perfectly (I forgot to mention, your house was already a halfway home for gay retards to begin with) but pointing out this simple fact causes both of them to go into tard-rage mode and start shitting and pissing all over the place even harder than before, with both of them saying things like "fence sitting won't get you anywhere!" and insisting that they are on the "right side of history". After a while, all the other gay retards in your care are swayed to one side or the other and join in in the shitting and pissing. Your whole house has been irrevocably claimed by the shitpiss storm. You can't take it anymore. You go upstairs, get the gun out of your safe, put the barrel in your mouth and squeeze the trigger. Only instead of a bullet, a dollop of shit plops out of the barrel and lands on your tongue. All you can do is weep for what was lost.
Such is the downfall of DQN man.
>>408
There is nothing vulgar about the members of lesbian unko club eating each other's shit through tubes, not once during the entire video did they take the lord's name in vein or profane their ancestors. It's probably even kosher so long as neither of them ate shrimp or pork beforehand.
>>411
You're going to have to supply links or at least video titles so we can verify this claim.
>>411
So edgy. I can only imagine a typical neckbeard giggling while writing this.
I want to enjoy life and SHITPISSASSVOMIT in the air
>>412
http://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javlijtl3q
http://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javlij3t54
I don't know about downloads but I'm sure there are some out there.
>>413
Good porn is nothing to laugh at.
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>>411
I think digestion might count as 'cooking' so you'd have to be very cautious not to violate basar bechalav. Probably safest if the ladies are vegetarian.
Also, if it's Passover, consuming bread which is then converted into farts might be equivalent to leavening it. Watch out for that chametz. Unless it's within the first 5/12s of Passover Eve and the lady whose mouth is being shat in is a gentile, in which case mechirah would apply here.
Anything about forced eating?
http://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javlijrh2i
The lesbian shit should be spread across all the workers.
I try to have legitimate discussion here, then people imply that I'm new (which I'm not), and then go on to post about literal shit. Yeah, it sure is summer. It's so much better when people post about scat fetishes instead of meaningful topics. Eternal September! Let's have the same exact thread for the billionth time since we can't handle anything new or different!
You're either just being edgelords with shock value humor (which is really lame), or you have serious problems. In either case, it's funny that people here want to act like this board is so bad when people want to have meaningful discussions that aren't just cheap jokes or ancient 2ch memes.
>>422 You still don't get it you fucking retard, what you think of as "legitimate discussion" is in fact twitter-tier "debate." I know you can't tell the difference because you are a low iq american teenager who thinks the entire world has to stop and listen to you because you read das Kapital or watched some "redpill" youtube video or whichever one of the idiot fucking political trolls you are because I can't even tell, but the truth is that you are dumb and your posts are bad. Ok?
people who are unironically sharing videos about scat porn are saying they pity me
oh no, I'm not popular with the neckbeards
terrible
>>425
Not sure you are very clear on what a neckbeard is.
https://i.imgur.com/XY30Uf6.png
Want to answer these questions and see who follows closer in the dread lord's footsteps?
>>426
Wow, an awkward person wears a hat! Well, you sure showed me, even though I'm not like that and don't wear that kind of weird hat. But whatever.
But then again, aren't you one of the people who was sharing links to scat porn videos? Seriously, get some help.
Anyone I dislike is a neckbeard!
>>428
Are you seriously defending the posters who were talking about scat porn? Or are you one of them?
>>429
I'm just begging for some semantic accuracy, good sir. Call us what we are. Chocoholics.
>>430
XDDDDDD epic humor man +1 upboated liked and subscribed owning the normies epic style XDDD
Anyway, let's settle this in the democratic(ally socialist) way.
https://strawpoll.com/fa78ppsc
Cast your vote, ladies and gentlemen.
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Anything I dislike is scat porn!
Free scat porn for the masses, especially if there is ass vomit!
There is nothing wrong with liking Japanese arty movies
The insane modern world
I don't really mind political debate, I just don't come here for it. Especially tedious recycled one-dimensional Americentric tirades.
>>436
I watched Throne of Blood the other day. It's pretty great.
One of DQN's 6 users sure has a lot of IP addresses! I bet it's the Russian guy.
>>442
Everything is a Russian conspiracy. Or maybe there are a lot of people who disagree with you. There are more lurkers than posters.
yes, actually USSR was a big conspiracy project started by jews
American politics are a joke, just as much as those who think their opinion is worth anything!
i like ice eh puts mexicans in cages and doesn't afraid of anything
Blame everything on Russians. Then you don't need to take responsibility for anything.
So the results are in and people prefer political posts over scat porn. Who would've thought?
Not sure what you're trying to accomplish here, bucko. Unless it's some elaborate joke on the nature of democracy.
So what do people think of Erdogan's reelection? It seemed almost as fair and balanced as internet polls to me.
>>455
Every single election ever is a conspiracy. There is no such thing as a real vote (well, unless they support your ideals).
Rigging a poll makes no sense when the general sentiment on the actual website will reflect (what would be) the accurate results
Imagine getting upset that there aren't very many people on this site who like scat porn. Wow.
this dumbfuck actually thinks being slightly more preferable than scat porn is an argument in his favor
Sic transit gloria dokyundi.
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sic semper dokyunis
I don't mind a bit of scat porn, not that I seek it out. It's a pretty weird thing for humans to do, so it's interesting.
I wish there was more lesbian scat porn that didn't have males helping them out at all, just girl to girl shit eating action.
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>>467
Don't need any help getting lesbian scat porn thank you for the offer. It is however too rare that they use ass to mouth tubes between two girls instead of just piping their own hot brown desert through it. There could do to be more like that, maybe 69 with both girls running a tube from each other's mouth to their ass.
dqn: haha poop jokes
me: hey let's talk about problems in society and what we can do to fix them
dqn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE only poop and weeb topics allowed
me: why are you like this
dqn: TROLL!!!!!! only a troll would want to post about anything other then the like 4-5 topics we repeat ad infinitum
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>>473 It's not about the actual discussion for these "people", it's about winning converts, or at the very least silencing dissenting opinions by drowning them in endless shitposting. It's a classic forum sliding technique, it happened on /po/, it happened on 2ch. It doesn't matter if you're coherent or even factually correct, just post and keep posting; inundate the board with shit until the entire original userbase is so disgusted that they leave the board. Then it can be colonized and turned into yet another political echo chamber.
This guy claims to have been here since the beginning (14+ years ago!) and yet is unfamiliar with basic textboard etiquette (like not shitposting the entire board to death) or terminology (like ネトウヨ).
Tubgirl for president.
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1127516543/
Part II is required it seems.
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you: youtube memes from places who you are affiliated with which carries a connotation some might find unpleasant
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>>473
Those boards get maybe 2 or 3 non-spam posts per year.
>>476
I haven't been here consistently. I was on 4-ch, world4ch, and some other textboards back in the day, but I took a multi-year hiatus. I think the first board I posted on was /o/ on 4chan, then I got into /lounge/ and /prog/ on world4ch. Then I branched out into a lot of other boards before giving up on these kinds of sites for a very long time. So I'm an oldfag who has taken a long break and recently come back. That means I'm not deeply entrenched in your echo chamber, but I'm not new either.
But you know what? It's good to get outside your bubble. I can't imagine posting on the same sites, living in the same city, only surrounding yourself with people who are exactly like you, etc. for years and years. I gotta change it up. I'm just visiting, but it's not the same. That's the thing -- this site seems the same, but it's me who has changed. It would be weird to not change over time.
Think of where you were years ago. Now compare that to today. Are you the same? Why or why not? I hope you're not in the same place. That'd mean you're going nowhere.
Also, I think academia has been a huge influence on me, and it's definitely contributed to who I am now. No offense or anything, but how many of you didn't go to college?
>>480 Yeah. I post on lots of boards too. You seem to be under the weird impression that you're the only one that visits multiple websites and everyone else here lives in some kind of eternal nostalgia-bubble of ancient 2ch memes and AA art. Not every website you visit has to cater to every single interest you have, that's why it's possible to visit more than one, you know?
>>482
I never said you don't visit multiple sites, just that this site's culture is antiquated. Maybe you use Snapchat and GitHub and Hacker News. Maybe you use Slack and Discord and GroupMe and shit too. I don't know. But the fact of the matter is that this site seems like it's still stuck in the early 2000s.
Personally I like that this place hasn't changed much. After a while of navigating the social-media integrated, 600mb of javascript to display a .jpg having, data harvesting cancerous modern web, it's nice to come here and find a place that not only reminds of the "good old days" but is also fairly active.
Besides, you're all acting like I'm the only person who's more political these days. Guess what? More people are political than in the past. A lot of people are really fucking pissed off. Way more than a decade or two ago. So it's not a conspiracy of people trying to invade your board. It's just that people are really fucking mad and increasingly political pretty much everywhere now. I am not the only one like this. There are a lot of modern political issues that either affect my everyday life or have the ability to affect my everyday life in the near future if current trends don't stop. It's in my own best interests to advocate for the issues that matter to me. And no, I don't just post it here. I post political shit elsewhere too!
I'm Canadian so your political shit is irrelevant to me. Since I am one of the 6 users on DQN, you are now required to post 1/6ths less political shit.
None of us up here are really fucking mad and increasingly political. Unless laughing at Trump claiming that people are smuggling shoes over the US-Canada border counts. Sorry.
whups what happened to my quotes
>>487
I am talking about in the grand scheme of things. As in, not just the few people who use this site. A lot of people are more political than before. I am not talking about this site's user base. I am talking about real life.
>>489
He looks really dreamy in traditional Indian clothing though. After politics I hope he starts a career in scat porn.
>this site seems stuck almost a decade into the future
Whoa there Buck Rogers, good design doesn’t go bad just because some retard puts out a newer product that autoplays music when you load the page, kareha will never be out of fashion
>>485
Then leave your shit elsewhere, no one else here is spamming every thread because they think anyone else cares about their top 10 fortnight white genocide conspiracy theories and figit spinner unboxing.
>>490
(・ω・) You don’t seem to grasp the scope of this.
(・ω・) This is the Elitist Superstructure, there is no grander scheme and no other more real life.
>>490 I am talking solely about this site. And on this site, you are the only one that feels the need to make every thread about their politics, and by extension, about themselves, on an otherwise anonymous board. Frankly I don't care what your politics are, but even more frankly, from what parts of it I was subjected to, I think we'd agree on more things than we'd disagree on. Still doesn't mean I want to see them plastered all over the front page and the thread list.
>>491 I know this post is ironic but Trudeau really is cute. He gives off this vibe of silent willpower that reminds me of '90s David Duchovny (who I also thought was super cute)
I don't give a shit about political crap as long as that keeps the fucking ironic nazi away, honestly.
I really hope these new STRONG flavored すっぱムーチョ stay around for awhile, they're the best thing to happen since pineapple chuhai
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