Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
>>493
Sorry, no clue as to what happened to neither mastro nor eizi 42th Japanese Old Boy. Ask on the IRC maybe, I'm sure someone there will know.
>I am returning to these boards after a prolonged absence and trying to uncover information surrounding past events.
Here's a short summary of some important stuff from post-2014:
The original SAoVQ died sometime late 2014, and was never fully archived, most of its content was lost forever. Capey revived SAoVQ at secretareaofvipquality.org.
Tablecat's lounge died sometime 2016 or 2017, only to be revived another short while and then die again. Both RedCream and Futuripastica went missing shortly before the first death.
World2ch.org died late 2018, after going down a few times, the wiki breaking, and being moved "temporarily" to espeon.info. 0037 probably masturbates to Shii to this very day. Partially archived at w2ch.14get.heliohost.org.
Tokiko ran a wiki for a while on 4x13.net, which filled with memes from #jp from irc.sageru.org, which was kind of fun until it also died.
/prog/rider also died sometime 2017, but was archived and revived on freesoftwarefoundation.org, which also features a full world4ch archive. There was some fun debating over the successor site, with goatfinger.ga being shat on repeatedly. There are still some somewhat dead /prog/s around right now.
Some other stuff happened as well, but this is most of the big site death stuff.
ROT IN HEAVEN
CAUSE YOU'RE FORGIVEN IN HELL
I love you, LaTeX.
still blown away by Gundoh Musashi existing at all
She knee tie.
>>537
Why do you love me? What have I done to deserve this honor?
Not >>539, but I also appreciate that someone pointed out what happened to /prog/rider. I mean, that shit died a million times now and cudder never a working web browser.
For ref, the link w2ch.14get.heliohost.org is not actually working for me.
Also it should be noted that we here on fourchyuh got an image board! And then it was removed.
what if different DJ's have been swapping in as daft punk
like, how would we tell?
>>543
It should be working now!
Sorry, I forgot to check up on it for a while and heliohost shut it down. That being said, the wiki still isn't up, but an html-only archive of it (no images were saved, and links are broken) is up on w2ch.14get.heliohost.org/wiki_test/. Some images related to world2ch are up on w2ch.14get.heliohost.org/images/, including the oft dreamed of tokiko photo gallery.
consider:
clownfunding
>>544
Did it? I stopped checking the front page forever ago. Never noticed. I posted a post there once.
I've fucked it all up.
I just want it to be over.
i still don't know what tokiko is, but at this point i suspect i won't like the answer
I drink water STRAIGHT from the bottle and you can't FUCKING STOP ME
feels nice and still
the good thing about brown is it always will
megan rapinoe is hot
3 hours of cats eating kibble noises [ASMR] [cromch]
Lie to me.
>>560
There are more kanji in the Japanese language than there are stars in the sky.
moon cancer: u mad
avenger: I MAD
ruler: i never mad
i wanna touch mulder's hair
TFW no kabedon gf
cloaca cola
gahhh I'm a married 30 year old man lusting hard over my hot 20 year old underling, my life is a fucking cliche
of course traps are gay, what homo doesn't love a guy with a shredded upper back
he lured me to his domicile
Nothing beats the smell of an indoor water park
I truly dislike Code Geass and want to give it so much shit but I can't honestly do that without rejecting CLAMP and frankly I can't let me get away with that.
>>572
it was a bad show, and it's a ten year old bad show now i'm amazed people haven't just forgotten about it
death note scratches the same itch but did it a lot better
Next time the nurse visits I'm going to lie. Just a tiny lie. Like "I went shopping today" when I didn't actually go outside today. Just to see if I can get away with it.
Best punctuation marks:
as an adult, i don't like teachers they're all fucking useless idiot assholes
>>573
The GBF crossover event is partly responsible for a resurgence in discussion. Oh well, at least the tenor of those discussions is a lot closer to how I felt during its run. And it had some top tier waifubait and shit, too, I guess.
Best punctuation mark band names:
I have literally never seen an interrobang used outside of DQN.
>>580
I have only ever seen it used by the kinds of people who quote xkcd.
Heavenly ham...
>>578 It's not for "exciting questions" but exclaimed questions. They make me think of Tintin
Read a comment where someone called that butch terminator chick in the new movie the LGBT-1000 and I smirked quietly to myself.
> ‘What!’ said the master at length, in a faint voice.
I for one am not at all against the introduction of new symbols to the written form of the English language, nor experimentation to improve its emotional expression, fitness to purpose, speediness, or (dis)ambiguative power.
This Frankenstein's Glyph, however, serves no such cause. May demons drag it back through the crack in the earth whence it came (may Allah forgive me for uttering its name): Madison Ave.
posting from my hackintosh lol
still no voiced Tokiko
when will I get the punishment I finally deserve
>>585 The master's "what" would be a question, though I'd still go with "what!?" instead of "what‽". The interrobang does serve a cause, in situations like these it means you can use one character instead of two, and I'd argue it also has a slightly different emotional expression than using !?. Not that I'm arguing for its wider use, but it's not true to say it has no cause...
I remember the children's books I used to read invented a punctuation mark as a joke.
Something like a question mark and a comma combined.
It's late...
every man a mastodon instance
The other night I slammed my massive erection against a wall and GUEss what!??!?! IT HURT
So that';s when I went ot a restaurant name d wtf I don't know what resuarrmemn name to put i suck at names
this sotry is fiction btw I ve got ' no coue as to where its going ERECTION SLAMM WAS TRUE thoughHGHHHG
and tat the rESTAUARNT we ate CUMMIES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why do I always fuck everything up?
>>597
NO! Spell chekers aree just another form of illumiunati control mannnnnn
people are starting to be younger than me on the internet and i dont like it
same
25 and i feel like some kind of ancient gnarled gremlin
There's probably at least one person posting on 4-ch who is younger than it is.
I went through some of my old bookmarks from 2012-2014 but almost all the links were dead. I'm glad this site is still around.
God, I just love this penguin so much.
wow... something was exactly as terrible as people said, for once
getting Glenn Howerton to read the yoshinoya rant
Crash and burn.
tadanotation
going to log in just to dislike your video
Everybody here was 25 back when I was 13 and pretending to be 25. I'm 23 now.
You are all little tiny babies. I'm 27.
however, computer science was born ex nihilo, as though from out of Turing's gay butthole
Wow, that was a lot of words.
Please stop saying how old you are. The more I know about people in the real world, the less I want to interact with them over the internet. Keep yourselves as pleasantly inhuman phantoms. Vanish into the rain when I am through with you; I shall return the favor.
>>614
I'm sorry, I just want to say that I'm fairly sure that 80% of the 10 people that go here are roughly between 20 - 30. Consider though that Zuckerberg knows with remarkable precision the age composition of his entire userbase yet he doesn't regard us as equal beings as himself.
by: matthew, 7 years old
being shōwa is suffering
suffering
heisei-umare boomer
zomg teh rei
wa
Oh my God.
non non binary
Firefox is committed to your privacy. Now give us your e-mail address!
let us invade your privacy... through the medium of email
flopstep
so many porn tabs
sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiit
pnors
$ unzip dick.gz
I'm 22, should I hit on this woman who is 9 years older than me?
fortnight you tuba
>>625
So committed we will insist on openly defying a sovereign nation and believe they will continue to allow our unrestricted operation if we do so through the mind of magical thinking exclusive to bronies.
>>629
33 deaths in the KyoAni arson. For perspective, the sarin gas attacks left a toll of 13 deaths. Shit's fucked up, man. What a garbage world we live in.
>>635
I mean, it's open source, even if bad orange man sends the entire Mozilla foundation to the gulag (wouldn't be much of a loss tbqh) it'll keep being developed by other people like those currently working on Waterfox.
except pale moon, fuck that guy
there are a few other features that kinda help, but the only thing that's really keeping me on FF is the url bar right-arrow completion
can't wait for mozilla to randomly decide it's got to go
>>635
alright, what'd they do this time? i can't stay abreast of every headass thing they do.
>>641
Something about refusing to cooperate with the UK's new porno loicense.
>>641
They're planning on removing the ability to add in extra SSL certs as a user in order to defy Kazakhstan government MITM cert requirements.
> central asian former SSR doing central asian former SSR things
(´ぅω`) i sleep
> they can't use firefox
(`・ω・´) real shit?
Yeah, the Kazakhstani government is overreaching but I don't see what Firefox gains by doing that. All it means is people will have to use a different browser and get their web browsing snooped on anyway.
There are presumably cases where developers or w/e would want to add their own certs for testing too, now they're being inconvenienced just so Mozilla can pretend they are more morally upright than their competitors somehow.
Web browser features don't oppress people, governments oppress people.
the old quarter circle forward internet radio program (we'd call it a podcast today) got memory-holed hard, damn
i'm a hopeless case for skincare, i ain't never gonna be a trap (´;ω;`)
>>647 i gave up on that a long time ago, just go masc4masc instead and fuck dads off grindr
reading through literally every current thoughts thread all the way back to the beginning while i'm sitting around at work with nothing but my phone and crappy phone internet
>>648 i ain't that kinda guy, that's pretty degenerate, shame on you ( ゚ -゚)
resumes surfing for hyper herm furry porn
DQN is the cutest site on the whole damn 'net!
WIELDING THE TIME CUBE MY VOYAGE BEGINS
WESTWARD INTO THE UNKNOWN
these hoes treating me like a corn dog, only wanting my meat when i got bread
Heath ledger (n)
a method of cataloguing areas of woody shrubland
It's 2019, every snake's eating its own ass
Tried to explain Vaporwave visual/audio tropes to Dad and he blurts out "Jimmy Buffett".
studio草
plot abundance of lewd derivative content as a function of game quality
I wish I was petting a cat right now.
all I've ever wanted out of life is to suffer a traumatic brain injury and wake up after a 2 year coma and be perfectly fine except I now have a nigh-unintelligible Scottish accent and an unquenchable thirst for Irn Bru
>>661 The thirst remains unquenched since they changed the recipe recently...
Grocery Outlet had boxes of Peanut Butter Crunch cereal for 99 CENTS and I bought a box because I hate having good heath and good teeth and I'm eating it dry by the handful right now and its so good my eyes keep rolling up fucking hell I thought I'd grown up by now but NOOOOOooooooooooo oh god this is good
On one side we have a professional with many public contributions, all of which appear well thought out. On the other side we have someone who says that, of all their tarot decks, the MLP-themed one is most accurate.
There's something in the water.
"vaguely homoerotic DINK"
"I can't come in to work today. I HAVE to download 20GB of porn."
>>667
To be fair that was obviously rather tongue-in-cheek. Though the website was obviously sockpuppeted which is not cool.
This is a lot.
watching people age into adults and going "i like men" kinda scares me
I wish this lady in front of me would piss off and get her story straight before she comes asking for something.
listening to guile's theme at the gym made me want to slam down my bar and scream GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN at all the twinks doing brosplits
i love seeing some friendly faeces around here
[DeadFish] Cardcaptor Sakura - Batch [BD][720p][MP4][AAC]
the plankalkül defender has logged in, i see
Existing is getting too intense for me.
>What struck me a while back was how outright alien laugh tracks sound if you're not watching the show. My roommate's watching any sitcom from the 60s to today, and I'm in my room doing whatever. I can barely understand the dialog, and the laugh track sounds like some bizarre percussion device made from people's voice boxes.
yeah i know how that is. it's not just sitcoms for me, a lot of half-heard shit on TV is mildly disturbing to me. the worst, i think, is that mom watches a lot of korean dramas, the kind where people go ballistic, to reinforce her belief that it's okay to throw over-the-top adult tantrums because it's her culture. so i'm not just sensitive to that sort of conflict and yelling, but it keeps. fucking. happening.
.title hello
term_name: .ascid /SYS$INPUT/
term_chan: .blkw 1
out_iosb: .blkq 1
msg: .asciz /Hello, world!/
.entry start,0
; establish a channel for terminal I/O
$assign_s devnam=term_name,-
chan=term_chan
blbc r0,error
; queue the I/O request
$qio_s chan=term_chan,-
func=#io$_writevblk,-
iosb=out_iosb,-
p1=msg,-
p2=#13
blbc r0,error
$exit_s ; normal exit
error: halt ; error condition
.end start
i just now made the connection that the jupiter probe was called juno
NASA literally sent the dude's wife to check up on him and make sure he wasn't having too much fun with his harem of nymphs and catamites, poor zeus can't get a fuggin break
>>682 maybe she hooked him up with the blessed curse of pr0n over dial-up
postimg my current thought in the comment thread and someone else's comment in the thoguhts thread
>>681
Reading this I just underwent spontaneous gene expression and sprouted a necktie of flesh and bone
getting your name legally changed to your public key that decrypts information that exposes the big conspiracy to own the reptilians
>>686
Finally we know the truth of the Swedish kid named "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116".
What does it all mean?
>>688
It boils down to Children have ankles and we're all better for it.
Clear your mind.
Resentment is corrosive. Also, it really brings out your nasolabial folds in an unflattering way.
i should stop stuttering like a retard
I should go to sleep soon
>>693
I only ever met one guy with a really bad stutter. But he also had a genius IQ and holy fuck I could see and hear the frustration of him trying to get out one sentence in the time it took him to think of 20.
Fortunately, you don't need that to play a musical instrument, which is what he does for a living today.
sauvage smells like straight doodoo on me
Maybe if I just ignore this problem for long enough, it'll go away.
looked at r/Metal
they have a "blacklist" in the sidebar because every repost is repost repost
it's clearly a recommendation list tho
Adobe finally decides to start doing the creeperware thing after ignoring the same bug-ass pirate copy of CS6 for 7 years.
Fair enough, but I don't have a lot going for me, dudes, and you're going with the manipulative subscription route where my wallet just cannot follow. Please... let me have this.
Bring out the GIMP.
Two in the FUCKING morning
THANKS A LOT CREATIVITY you fuck
Bakara's nose
Braid but Dio or Sakuya is the main character
What do other people think about?
about what?
imagine unironically
>>704
how i should be maybe a little offended by hilarious dysphemisms for suicide after having an unsuccessful attempt under my belt (according to modern insanity and not any genuine wisdom)
but they're too funny
The cock's relentless swing
what a swinging guy
lmao did exhentai just die?
It's a DQN!
ah yes the hosts file
wish i could fucking sleep already
At least I never fell down the online game rabbit hole
Ladies: if your man's reaction to being stabbed in the back is to walk into Homebase, scream "GET ME A FUCKING AXE!", slam a tenner on the counter, then run outside and chase down the dude that stabbed him with the axe
that ain't no man, that's a fucking orc
> In contrast to the original game, OSRS offers minimal micro-transactions, and has a playerbase that heavily opposes them.
I'm concerned with the implication that RuneScape 3 has micro-transactions.
call the police then bitch, tell em to send the OD unit too cause they'll have to pump my stomach to get your FUCKING HEART OUT OF IT
ahegao skull mask
screamed at my cat because he kept running around under my feet while i was trying to clean, now i'm done cleaning and he's still hiding and i feel bad ._.
Stop it! Just stop!
The ominous feeling when you accidentally say, "Bye," instead of, "Goodnight."
Guns! Bring out your guns!
how the fuck do you explain 相手は死ぬ
Wow, this sure is fucked up, huh.
The purpose of Black Books was to make me want to fuck Fran
nightshade is a very diverse family of plants including tomatoes, peppers, eggplant, tobacco and chili peppers
vc: wow
"would you still marry me if I only ever gave you oral?"
>>732 tfw no male lesbian husband where we just suck each others dicks like once a week then order pizza
You know, we’re all heading straight to Hell
Yes, it’s like riding downhill with no brakes.
You mean, there’s no way to stop?
No, you stop all right - when you crash.
Yet another article about how terrible lootboxes are uses a picture of an Overwatch lootbox.
overwatch is terrible overall, so that's fine.
I <3 dildos
>>737 i believe there's something fundamentally dishonest about railing against p2w while using a screenshot of something that's strictly cosmetic and so time-wasting to open that many streamers have thousands they just refuse to touch
[to the tune of two tickets to paradise] i've got, constipation
give me the gep gun
When children in the West get a haircut that looks like a mushroom, it's known as a "mushroom haircut"
When children in East Asia get a haircut that looks like a mushroom, it's known as a "shiitake mushroom haircut"
When they have to revalue the the pound, the £ sign will be replaced by a full color emoji of Boris Johnson's stupid grinning face.
"Boris Bucks"
People were making jokes the other day about Jeffrey Epstein dying in jail because he knew too much, and now he has.
Can we give the modern world a bad review for having such a predictable plot?
Is this real?
no
>>745
Yes. All things are real.
Even false things?
Yes.
How can this be?
Fuck if I know, I didn't do it.
>>744
It must be a sign of decaying times when even the conspiracies \involving the highest echelons of society become too transparent and obvious.
London is bad.
Astol-Fou tbh
i'm the operator with my pocket calculator. bleep bloop.
boku wa ongakuka dentaku katate ni. bleep bloop.
Astarotte no omocha
I just took an interview where they use python and asked if they use a Django, and they answered that they weren't using any frameworks, and it just dawned on me that they might be writing cgi scripts in the year of our lord 2019, holy shit, nope.
>>754
Nevertheless, I hope Team YouTube doesn't mind the question and that you will make my end-user experience less shitty :V
>>754
"a Django"
anyway CGI is dead for new software, it'll basically boil down to a socket listen loop. There are plenty of libraries you can stitch together to do what a framework does.
Mike: The Pope told her that the boy was fine and to leave him be. He is a special needs child. I'll pray for you, sounds like you could use it.
Keith PhD: uhmm and you know what the Pope said? Special needs or not it's still not appropriate. I'll pray for you. Sounds like your cognative skill need it.
Mike: Thank you for that. I need them, and you need the practice.
Keith PhD: And I'll pray for you. Seems you have the "gift of prophecy" since you know what the Pope told the child and what type of prayer life I have and you never met either of us!. I'll pray for you, ego is a sin you know!
Mike: Thank you again, for twice the prayers!
Keith PhD: I hope they will help guide you toward a more spiritual path!
Mike: Thank you, God bless.
yuckurry is the thigh gap youkai
I wonder if anyone likes me.
who's stalking me online
And what about the ghost that jerked him off to completion? Could that have really happened?
>>754
CGI or single-script servers are the way to go. Web 3.0 is dead, long live the telnet!
>>766
serverless architecture built on independent unikernels managed by a specialized hypervisor coordinated by a robust message broker.
tbh I'm looking for 100% buzzword compliance for future employment. I personally don't give a shit unless it looks good on my resume, CGIs are fine, really.
>>766
We have forgotten the golden rule: KISS, Kubernetes Instances for Static Sites.
I suspect that 4chan captchas are such a pain in the ass nowadays as payback for renigger.
Maximum gay.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's coming 'round to put it back the way it ought to be
>>767
You've failed your DevOops buzzword exam. No mention of Docker or k8s.
>>766
With CGI you need a separate server (basically only Apache) to take http requests and format them for the script. It's also one OS process per request; even with mod_perl or mod_php it's still a thread per request. Heavy on server resources. But that doesn't matter for a forum with 3 users.
The alternative (socket bind + listen loop) can be much lighter and doesn't try to abstract away the concept of network sockets (reducing bug surface area). You get to take advantage of green threads and non-blocking IO. You also don't need a separate server unless you don't want to deal with HA or TLS yourself (and then you can just shove it behind nginx). You can use any language, too, basically, since all it needs is a handful of socket functions rather than an entire CGI library. Low OS resource usage per request also raises the bar for DoS attacks like slowloris.
TL;DR CGI works, sure, but the alternative is simpler and therefore faster and safer.
>>772
Since I am a huge retard, can you link me some resources for further research on this sort of material?
attempting to scrape a tumblr that claims to be exclusively women its anonymous owner likes because it sufficiently meets my aesthetic and i'd like unlimited reference works, before the porn detector finally makes it a fucking nightmare to scrape
problem: there are enough ladies therein to populate a substantial city-state and just crawling the links has taken the parser an hour and counting
i am the boner of my penis
unlimited reference works
It's okay to be GRAVE ME GRAVE FOR YOU
Holding hands under the moon.
Do people actually enjoy dev ops
The same people who enjoy networking and administration
How long have you been on 4-ch?
I remember posting in the first Grandpa thread, so about 5000 days I guess.
I did take a very long break though. I think the "Love & Sexuality" board still existed when I left (looks like it was nuked for being a pedophile haven in 2013.) So did WAKAChan, which is how I found 4-ch.
I am so thankful for the rain I hear outside right now. 💙🌧
>>781
It's almost 2020 now, I think I remember posting on here as far back as 2009.
>>781
sometime before sept 5000
was only really interested in rei's diner and clonepa threads so i can't tell you much about what it was like tho
What do you call a FAQ for questions that aren't frequently asked at all, but may be asked?
The time of drifting is cum
>>781 relative latecomer, I've been here since the late september 6000s or so
but you knew that
captcha: wow
The standard numerals drive me nuts. They're unwieldy to write. They have too many easily confused glyphs, which seems unreasonable considering they're a recombining set of ten, and a lot of shorthand systems don't touch 'em at all because they're already shorthand.
Not sure what to do except kvetch; this is something I simply haven't found a decent way around, and few seem to share my objections. Even conlangs that try to overdo simplicity rarely see a need to fuck with 'em.
Anxious for absolutely no reason.
Nurse my boner back to health
In Asia, do old men feed leeches in the same way that old men feed birds at parks?
byzantine copmutations
🥚
>>799
Blame the Arabs of old. There's plenty of numeral systems to choose from.
When is someone gonna write the next rails is omakase
The American dream is to become a NEET.
The American dream is to become baby
The American Dream: Prepare to Die edition
*unless you are already wealthy
>>805
they not only have more strokes that fly in different directions, they also have the too-similar-to-each-other problem even worse! e.g. the four corner codes for the digits are
1030, 1000, 1010, 1010, 6021, 1010, 0080, 4071, 8000, 4001, 4000
Meaning half of them have a horizontal upper-left corner, and three of hose also have a horizontal lower-left corner as well. The "legs" on 689 are not only infamous gaijin-killers, but it's a liability for low fi / poor vision problems.
>>807
arabic is the only one in common use that's noticeably better than "arabic", but only by a hair. plus the 2 and the 3 are almost the same goddamn symbol.
kuripipe
big brain
i'm am going to say the n word
Nigger
>:)
wtf why am i the one who has to pilot this giant robot to save the earth
what's the deal with tree emoji twitter
(。・ω・。) I'm glad Win 10 now gives me the option to shitpost in kaomoji
8chan retards begone.
"how is that coming along, anyway?"
"mother of god i had no idea a LARP vagueposter on any chan could get that much boomer attention, TV truly has gotten that incompetent."
I've looked at a ton of Japanese porn in my lifetime and yet, to this very day I still get "Wtf am I looking at?" moments.
I totally didn't make the connection between the recent amount of shit lately and 8chan going down. You'd think from posting on a barely active site they'd be a bit accustomed to putting more effort behind their posts, but noooo, it's gotta be shitposting right out of the gate.
hear me out with this thread idea: posting your intrusive thoughts
>>824,826
"They are sometimes said to take their victims for the purpose of drinking their blood, eating their livers, or gaining power by taking their shirikodama (尻子玉), a mythical ball said to contain the soul, which is located inside the anus"
That is something I learned about kappa today Kappa
>>829
It lets you do soul vore and anal vore at the same time, except the predator/prey dynamic is reversed between the two. Pretty kinky right?
>>828
it was in an episode of the recent Kitaro
captcha: noshass
Literally "snack on ass"
We think that golden touch of honey makes every bowl un-bee-lievably tasty.
Not sure if astigmatism or display glitch....
> Have some of Column A
> Try ALL of Column B
> soul vore
miss me with that gay soul shit
captcha: pessad
it looks the same upside down
It's not gay if the souls don't touch
Chamber of Commerce, aka my sex dungeon
Progress report from dumbass trying to fix my vision (myopia) "naturally"
Basically, yeah, it's possible. I'm not good to drive or anything--it's very back and forth throughout the day--but I think it'll get there within a few weeks, the rate things are going. I'm not sure which technique has really helped the most, except that the most dramatic improvement occurred after I started trying to frequently pay attention, using my peripheral vision, to well lit long range parallax effects and (in moderate doses) bright screens. It seems it stimulates some nerve cells towards some process I don't/can't have control over. Also, it's probably the safest thing I'm doing, too.
I try to cover all the bases, so in addition flexing ciliary muscle, using conscious control over the extraocular muscles to reshape the eye (probably a simultaneous tug on opposing recti from the feel of it, with some assistance from the eyelid, like a really hard squint), and stretching them so the range of motion doesn't feel imbalanced.
Unlike claims online that it's all in one thing or the other, I think the various parts of the eye exist the way they are in part because they adjust each other and maintain multiple equilibria, as far as shape is concerned. Even down to the springiness of the eyeball--it seems its natural resting shape/position can be adjusted somewhat by what I'm doing. Binocular vision also helps one eye tell that it's not seeing clearly sometimes, so now and then I can "walk back" the range of depth by squinching the eyes alternately.
Bonus: I figured out how to have a weak orgasm just by thinking about it during this time... odd benefit to trying to find obscure muscles most people don't bother with.
sksksksk and I oop
Whatever did I do
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce
I feel like I'm slipping away again.
I used to be a romantic, mainly because I had abusive parents and tried pursuing other emotions to distract from getting hurt real bad, but it turns out that's not really a good idea if you're not okay with getting hurt real bad.
I wish I had abusive parents. I had neglectful parents. It's why I'm here.
Not afraid to call David Spade a spade
Not afraid to call David Spade a spade
fiscally irresponsible, socially inept
why should I be beholden to the tyranny of time?
I won't go unnoticed like a fart in a storm. Witness my undying stench
Is politics shitter gone?
yeah, you can come out now it's safe
he's been gone for almost a year
The moon is waning, and so am I.
corea digustibn
DQN is zen, VIP is tao.
what about iOS-kun?
O (name of voyager)
The time has come for you to seek new levels of reality.
Your ego and the (name) game are about to cease.
You are about to be set face to face with the Clear Light
You are about to experience it in its reality.
In the ego−free state, wherein all things are like the void and cloudless sky,
And the naked spotless intellect is like a transparent vacuum;
At this moment, know yourself and abide in that state.
O (name of voyager),
That which is called ego−death is coming to you.
Remember:
This is now the hour of death and rebirth;
Take advantage of this temporary death to obtain the perfect state −
Enlightenment.
Shout out to the warm air that comes up when you take a hard shit on the toilet.
wonder when slunch
emo type error
expected nothing, given void
I love myself.
I love myself roughly, like an abusive husband.
When I was in Japan recently for a business trip, my (Japanese) coworker took me to Yoshinoya. He asked if I was familiar with the establishment, and I responded with something like "ah, I know the kopipe at least". Needless to say, he was amused.
>>781
I was a (very late, apparently) latecomer in 2013, the early September 7000s. I remember being around for the release of Viptronic 8
Main difference between then and now is a large influx of what I'd call 'twitter humour' somewhat reshaping the posting culture here (but not to a huge extent), also more persistent spammers and frequent appearances of 'eizi 42th Japanese Old Boy'.
Notable/active threads included hmmm....
[NOVEL] DQN Short Novel [FAIRLY LONG]
We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises]
[REI] May I take your order?
[Finding] Scavenger Hunt! [Scavenging]
I also feel like [Posthumous course] Teacher/Student Thread! [C&P] on /ascii/ was pretty active at that time (relatively).
>>870
also, not to clutter up the thread but I still miss hellochannel.or.gs. RIP.
what's the point tho sumatran beans already have that whiskey goodness
>>870
I like the idea of Grinding Noises but never really participated. I guess CYOA will spring back up when it's needed.
>>870 Twitter humour! That's what it is! There is definitely that kind of flavour now sometimes.
UF has been in hiatus for so long yet it is still online
a living tomb of what a part of the Internet once was like
I draw super good on my cintiq
I've been here since the very beginning but I have a pretty terrible memory so can't really say what it was like back then. Agree about the influx of twitter humor. Not necessarily a completely bad thing though.
>>878 better than letting this place die out completely, that's for sure
The impression of DQN-kun I used to have has changed, I used to imagine him as like a weeb Zarathustra with pantsu on his head or something...
people change and that's ok
everyone yearns for "the good ol' days" regardless of the days' quality relative to now
I think I've been on DQN for 13 years (since 2006). Needless to say I'm a very different person than I was 13 years ago.
I'm in internet love.
Bump all the *pa threads!
Bump all the song threads!
Bump all the CYOA threads and writing threads!
Bring back the banners of the days gone by!
And get rid of the wikipedia/copypastefromtwitter/other link threads (other than SAITAMA news).
>>886
I'm good with that.
Random bursts of creativity are much more fun than blind youtube links.
dominant drossel
I never follow the youtube links. This is a text board!
Posted from my IBN 5100
The wikipedia and youtube threads used to be better, I used to follow the links and think damn, now that's DQN QUALITY. Now they're more often, hmm yes, quite interesting...
I've stopped chewing my nails down the very last bit out of anxiety because it's gross and my god I've missed the tactile feedback
happy birthday!
I hope you produce lots of value for our esteemed employer
can you even get rash from eating shitton of oats
that sounds extremely dodgy lol
shoobie doobie do dop
showing ads to people who are using no-pay products because they have no money is a sustainable business model
I am losing my fucking mind.
I feel bad, in multiple ways
anyway, did we run dry on textboard memes to make shitty weeb imitations and spinoffs of, or have the importers just been asleep this whole time?
Alanis Morissette sure does a good tourettes impression
900GET
why do my jewish girlfriend's farts smell like pizza
I am okay with spelling the word "defence" (in U.S. usage) if it's literally a barrier fortification, such as a cheval-de-frise or a Czech hedgehog.
I wish I was being cuddled right now.
BoJo's bizarre adventure
I wish I was cuddling someone
I wonder if that guy that loves periods still lurks here...
can somebody please show me something new on the internet that is good?
I'm tired of being a nostalgia junkie...
Did I Image Saved or did This Image Could Not Be Saved me
See also https://writeup.ai/ for other dumb computers taking the effort out of shitposting and fanfic.
She looks like the kind of girl that would say "very nice" after I gave her the sex
She likes archived sailor moon geocities fan pages, pics of dead flowers, super nintendo, cool music and weed
whistling fancy hearing cake at work
vc: exass
>>913 One time I pulled a girl's tampon out with my teeth and posted a picture of it here, see if you can find it ( ^∀^)
There's a long list of things I don't really need to see, and I'm pretty sure that's on it somewhere.
A potential client is machinegunning out questions at me and I'm recoiling from the whole thing.
argh
xkcd is big bang theory on the internet
I was a little puzzled reading the history books wondering why some people were able to make a case (a career, even) railing against the immorality of... jazz, back in its heyday. But it wasn't too important so I moved on.
I was just watching pre-Code cartoons on a whim and wow, okay, I guess there'd be plenty of people willing to go moral crusader on that even today.
Bang bang bang pull my devil trigger
>>919
In every era of every nation there is a genre of music primarily listened to by people who want to get fucked, or get fucked up, or fuck others up, that makes conservatives freak out about moral decay.
Sometimes this is "all music whatsoever" (usually when religion is a big deal)
>>922
You're just a washed-up old fart who doesn't understand my generation, man.
Frustration getting bigger
my name is Theodor Adorno and jazz fucking sucks, hate that shit.
>>921
Charles Coughlin was hardly a conservative, that's an addition coming from you.
Categorizing a view under a broad brush is stereotyping anyway.
DQN is cool.
DQN fucking sucks
DQN once was good
I wish /d/ fantasies were real
>>929
DQN was never good! ( ・ิm・ิ) Now alt.binaries, is a different story...
Arrested for harming bears 0_0
I can't believe Daniel Johnston died on 9/11
What's so bad about racism?
Now I want a vape pen.
Youtub is censoring all the most DQN Quality videos.
>>940
And by "in the end," I am certain you meant "in the butt."
I wish I were a bird
This girl told me she'd peg me but she's been taking her hell of a time to get around to it
Fun to think of all the possible bloodlines that are dying off right now
I am vomit vomiting
Anyone else's toes curl up when they cum?
Even when I'm standing up they do it
Anyone else's body go entirely stiff in a crucified sort of position, and their vision goes green before feeling like they're being lowered into a pit upside down when they cum? And then afterwards your vision is hyper-detailed like you can see every carpet fibre and every hair follicle for about 10 minutes?
Anyone else's grandma make that weird hissing noise when they cum? Like there's built-up gas leaking from somewhere?
my dudes ALL the desert religions are death cults, they literally teach that the only purpose of this earthly life is to prepare for what happens after death
embrace life, embrace vitality, embrace Tengri of the blue sky
Get the fuck.
Be careful dqns
Don't want to give the impression people actually post here
I am not you.
Jisaku jien in the dark of the night, what what
So cool when you are the only extremely drunk person at a party
tired of watching everyone i ever liked turn into pod people
A cop caught me drinking brandy and eating popcorn in a park at 2 AM and I didn't get arrested for it. Thank you kindly, White Osea.
>>960
I knew a guy like this and he seemed to go back and forth between being a gender nonbinary person who deconstructed femininity so that any appearance can be "feminine" because "the binary doesn't even exist anyway" to insisting that she was nothing but a girl whenever she was losing arguments and needed to use the woman card.
I once knew a "white-passing" Mexican...
Fuck no don't summon him
My penguin and I are unhappy.
kiloinches
I'm in love with this new fabric softener. Gives me a nose boner
2001: A Space Odyssey was once listed as being released in 2001 on the iTunes store. It was later changed to display the correct release date.
I'm a sex robot and also an incel
implying the point is logically sound or worth refuting at the same level
ET CHEY SAW CHAIR THOSE MAWN YEWS!
My head is empty.
lmaonnaise
I WANT SOMETHING ELSE
TO GET ME THROUGH THIS
SEMI-CHARMED KIND OF LIFE
Fact Seagull is fact
ka chow
ca khow
Snake charming is a brutal and cruel show and it's not even real, the snakes aren't even charmed, they can't even hear music. make charming is mentioned in the Bible, that is how old this scam is.
Name a cat in an online video game "Shii", someone reports it as inappropriate, it gets reset to default.
What has the Internet become?..
had a pretty good thought but this thread is almost over so i don't wanna waste it
I don't have a good thought but I will take this opportunity to waste just one single person's chance to share their good thought before thread reaches 999
>>983 we're already in the last 50 tho, once it drops off the front page...
Man, I just got some deep-ass thoughts, and also some deep ass-thoughts
don't think, feel and you'll be This thread has been closed. You cannot post in this thread any longer.
I totally can!
thats what you think
i want to eat curry
I should come here more often tbh.
I will miss you, thread
As will I
Bring on the next trash fire
Who of the 5 of us will be the one to bring the next thread part, I wonder?
I want to be part of something that i dont have the energy to describe right now.