The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.
I krafe chicken dinner, for I am a winner
Wwercerm tir derr jungirp
I'm trapped in my quage
Both of deefe testicwef
thedgeness of the blade was so great it could cut through a mountain.
The clawck is tiecking
wow that's fuckin stupid
September is not too early to reethe in the Philippines.
Heading over to Ikea to sate my cravings for bullar
I still cant believe after all these years of working at that same dusty ol' mill, Gimbo finally died of exhosp
DQNposters are sooooooooo doyxable
He's not Georgeish or Johnish, he's got more of a daveish look.
yersh what a mess....
Sousou no slieren
Now rub your shossag like you mean it.
Fo shizzle!
Buy me lunch, I'm bi
Kindly flush those mustard dimpled, titty cakes down the toilet ya cocky slutbag.
𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘴 the sun!
Augh, my crotch... I wish I could unride that poorly adjusted bicycle...
Prease derete this
Don't be mashish you ninny, respect your potatoes!
Ow! My reare hurts like hell!
The silver bearded wizard asked me to remove his robe and stroke his knees. My uncle's so silly
I'm asking you very nucely to remove this thread
i am /skershing/ for my hat, but i cannot find it
Sister Mary just took a big duse on my pet frog
How am I so good at spelling? I use my best jadgement
I've got no nijition!
I'll take some shishuce to go, please.
Does it count as inshesh if me and my cousin fart in each other's eyes every leap year?
You mother fusser
Eat more pigh, it's unclean-elicious!
Begone thoyt !
>>577
If only I had known, perhaps I would have left my penis unkute!
The mc rebe is back only for 3.69$!
ceze this nonsense immediately!
We must unite all members of DQN!
My name is the rap kid, and I'm here to say!
I'm the gayest cocksucker in the U.S.Gay!
Aw fuck, after that last night Taco Bell visit I think my shieter has prolapsed.
yeah, so
This anime has no dialogue, making it highly rawtchable.
Shush now little chicken, be a quiethen for me.
Boo! This thread sux!
Out with the old, and inwithe the new.
Did you see that saucy little minx in the bingo hall? What a gilf!
Yes person attempting to look insightful online, her fandom isn't complicated; exdeff just looks hot af.
>>593
The reime fanbase is a bit less conflicted about genocide.
I'm currently printing this entire thread out into a ream of paper
namefagging inthruls me
My dick of a big brother wont let me go to a thresh metal concert. This is so unfair!!!! (whiny little girl noises)
i saw a bunch of harry gay titties
Okay, okay, there's no need to yiell!
I divorced my hot Japanese exyome after I caught her listening to the Beatles.
Thanks for your submission. wir going to beat you to death with hammers now.
Please plow my balding fat man ass into submission
Spell checkers ore quite reillable now days
Hey, these dills ain't scowsher!
Could somebody please be so kind as to guide me to the exit of this mortal coil? I've had enough thanks.
Hold your wi for a wi
I live in Merth, Australia, pate.
One time I walked into the nursery, and I saw a bunch of ladies with their breastesists out, and I looked them square in the fleshbulbs and said "WHAT IS THE TITUTION AROUND HERE?!"
Mr. Whiskers just broke a million subs on cattube!
What are you doing watching CatTube, yer supposed to be fetchen me some tea, bitch!
The absence of a silly nonsense word or even amusing spelling errors from my CAPTCHA fills me with rage.
Every morning, I wake up, go to the fridge and grab a cup of yighit.
I'll definitely save that picture for later fapping, that's a hotone.
Your honor, leagable.
> Death.
Hmm, I'm kinda hungry. I should make some lunch and chowgh down.
pleax respond
I just don't get it... why can't I put the toothpaste back intube?
That gable is much too ostentatious and garish. What were they thinking! They should've just stuck with a plaingable.
What? I do NOT have "rizz" and Lord keep me from smacking your dirty whippersnapper lips.
Why is my Microsoft Edge™ homepage Google Search all of a sudden? Where is miebing?
Hoostin, we have a sulution
Get out of here neechan, I'm having a fapment in here!
ci cenior
yami wo kirisaku
oh deshrire
[citition needed]
What are ya waiting for, dork? shram that shampoo bottle up my ass already!
Here, a rarest vepe just for you
Despite being a vi user (and by that I only mean I am not lost when I type vi and it's not vim, just slightly inconvenienced), I simply can't be bothered to switch from emacs bindings in the shell.
wiell, according to the LAWS of SCIENCE, your'e actually wrong on multiple levels!!!!
as I removed the dog collar and left the premises, a vague of chongish hit me like a truck
Gonna go watch a slaisher movie.
Excellent gapetion on that goatsex man!
I was trying to shower for the first time this month, but this showrfly kept buzzing around and ruined it!
Man, that orangutan at the zoo sure looks tasty. It really makes me want to lickape.