[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (890)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9478 03:42

The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.

841 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11508 15:21

Alas, I have no son or dawther to give in marriage.

842 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11508 21:44

This Chihuahua looks very yipable

843 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11516 03:50

I'm sorry honey, but until you take care of that heast infection, you better sew that bologna port SHUT! YEW HEEYER MEE MISSY??????

844 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11516 18:17

>>843
You won't even eat my stinky vagina? Such meanness...

845 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11517 02:33

hanag! ...sorry, I sneezed in your hair.

846 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11517 05:26

Alas, her revage didn't match her plumage.

847 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11517 10:19

>>845
yuse a tissue next time!

848 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11517 12:15

I am inume to propaganda.

849 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11517 13:50

>>846
Don't let that stop you from boneing.

850 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11517 22:17

>>842
If it keeps yipping like that, I hope it exploze.

851 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11523 20:25

>>850
i won't be making any paiyment if that keeps up.

852 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11523 20:26

<i>soy</i>

853 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11523 21:05

My groundbreaking paper on anarcho-occultist analysis of bovine flatulence didn't pass thipeer review. :(

854 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11524 15:19

So I was in the bar one day and I metchusk. That was one weird fellow.

855 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11524 22:16

>>853
My cat is intrigued, please elaborate purther

856 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11525 10:11

>>855
sothe thing is, everyone assumes cows aren't capable of arcane or Marxist thought, but what if I told you we were simply looking at the wrong end...

857 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11537 10:37

The guy in front of me in the plane seemed a bit nervous about skydiving, so I gave him a friendly lilpush. How was I to know he hadn't put his parachute on yet?

858 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11543 02:38

i fought the law and the law won

859 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11543 10:16

After throwing up the hamburger I ate earlier, it still looked pretty good, so I went ahead and reate it.

860 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11546 08:34

>>858
Hopefully you've learned to deshish from such foolishness in future.

861 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11547 09:51

chuceen mcnuggets. yum

862 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11547 11:59

>>861
Eat your veg, ya fatty

863 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11549 08:46

Captain! It seems the bees of the porthive have gone to war with the bees of the starboard hive, and none of the seamen can cross the deck without getting stung.

864 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11550 17:06

Can't defax what has been faxed

865 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11550 17:08

>>864
Can't unlupe what has been luped neither

866 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11550 19:15

>>864
You can if you fli to the recipient's house quickly enough and bludgeon their fax machine with a claw hammer to prevent it from printing.

867 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11551 14:42

>>861
You should cutt those out of your diet, they're bad for you.

868 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11551 15:42

The doctor prescribed me scabotion for my open sores

869 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11552 09:15

>>868
Those are some nasty sores, you look as though you've been hit by an entire volley of arrows!

870 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11553 12:52

>>869
Looks like they were exploding arrows! Didn't the Geneva Agreement ban the use of such odious cunition ages ago?

871 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11553 14:02

>>868
Yow that's gotta hurt!

872 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11554 10:39

>>870
I don't know about exploding arrows, to me it looks more like he was run over by a rawls royce.

873 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11554 22:49

I don't know about this search engine, it's a little bingish...

874 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11556 05:32

I want someone to check 'em, but alas, I only have one solitary deube

875 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 14:27

Does anyone know what the kingment by "hung drawn and quartered?" He meant my dick is hung and I'm going to have my portrait drawn and then be quartered in some nice bedchambers, right?

876 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11559 05:01

>>875
Let's just say that if you asked me whether I wanted that to happen to me, my answer would be an enthusiastic unyup.

877 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11563 09:13

As interesting as the tale was, I simply could not follow the naretion of it

878 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11563 09:14

Well doy, the reader had the book upside down in his hands! >>877

879 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11563 09:15

Man.. I have a lod to think about to today...

880 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11563 09:15

Don't make such a fouss and eat yer ruffage

881 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11563 09:36

Awwwwww, Mrs. Puyirna's wearing such a pretty bow

882 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11563 09:37

Stop bullying me, gaw!

883 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11563 09:38

>>879
I hope you're thinking about nice normal things, and not about kelling yourself.

884 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11563 11:33

unong? I mean- urang?

885 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11563 11:34

I'm gonna go ketch me some field mice

886 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11563 13:49

cute boy who ended up in the captcha machine

887 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11563 21:44

I've been looking everywhere for James, but couldn't even find a singular jame.

888 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11564 08:02

>>883
I have terrible news, >>879 is preparing to liep to his death!

889 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11564 08:18

>>888
Yeah, whatever, no big deal. yawn

890 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11565 09:30

>>885
Mice are very small and fast and difficult to catch, if I were you I'd stick to trying to catch something big and slow like a cow.

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