BEES: the Most Based Insect (MBI) (4)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 11:32

Today in MBI news, a swarm of bees flew into the US Government building. The government got very scared. Mitch McConnell got on a desk and yelled "NO, BEE!" Amd Nancy Pelosi tried realy hard not to wet her pants but she did and then she also yelled "I think I am allergic to bees and I can't afford Epi Pens!" A bunch of bees smashed windows, carried assault stingers, and even got smooshed by ZOGpigs when attempting to defend the Bee King's honor.

MBI is now the target of international admiration. Just one bee itself could struggle its entire life yet never become a meme. Yet, when many bees come together, they can out number any number of Mr. Governments and pressure even government army and government police.

Honeybees that get drunk on fermented tree sap are denied access to the hive and are often attacked by the sober bees.

Being drunk effects bees in much the same way it does humans
Drunk bees have more flying accidents and have a hard time finding their way back to the hive
If they do make it back, the drunk bees will be attacked by other bees and its legs will be chewed off
Itfs possible that the drunk bee is seen as posing a threat to the safety of the hive

2 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 05:38

This is now a Billie Eilish hate thread

3 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 05:54

tfw billie eilish hasnt been murdered by police yet

4 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 16:25

Her songs are crap, really

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