Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
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#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/ [Cute Girls]
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
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somebody hold me
The Wario Ware of Textboards needs higher stakes.
But how?
> Yeah, no
finding this construction distasteful
I think the Wario Ware of textboards would have new kusosure with randomized subjects created by a bot once per hour or so. No one else is allowed to start threads.
Like "Let's get to 5 posts by posting AA of poop" or "Let's get to 5 posts by linking the last thing you masturbated to"
Of course he means that hypothetical >>6 of that WWoTBs and not me
Bomberman textboard where posting blast in the email field blows the thread up after 5 more replies
Nethack textboard where posting greentext too many times gets you bitchslapped by Demogorgon
all i really want out of life is to be the chief of a tribe of mongolian nomads and have a herd of yaks to wrestle and a harem of cute girls and cute boys to cum inside
I still haven't ascended in NetHack after 18 years of attempts. Don't even remember the farthest I've gotten legit; perhaps Castle. Out of the many mistakes I make, overall I'm honestly just not good at keeping @ alive.
message my penis
Buttsex Jesus says sell your wii fit to buy a strap-on dildo
>>460
I haven't played Nethack in ages but I remember it being one of my go-tos for a while when I was hardcore into the GNU/Linux side of things. Never beat it either (or Dungeon Crawl either which was another one I played a lot).
thoughts i sometimes have 'em
Jesus, take the Wii, take it from my hands
I finally decided one time that I was going to play it super-safe. That was the first time i made it to the castle, and I got all the way to the Astral plane and was looking for the right altar. Then I accidentally unequipped my ring of free action and got swarmed to death. I quit after that: I saw that at my skill level winning was possible, but far too tedious to be enjoyable. I'd gotten all the fun out that I was going to get without dedicating a few hundred hours of practice first.
I only just now realized after perhaps 15 years that the pseud0ch theme is supposed to represent a chalk board and bulletin board shanging on a brick wall. I just thought "oh, cool colors. bricks. the bricks are comfy."
Are you sure? To me it always looked a bit like a bunch of paper sheets glued to a wall, as if someone was putting up posters to advertise in some rundown back alley. Both interpretations leave the green rules section on top without a good explanation.
gaynus
>>469
The green boxes are chalk boards as I said earlier, the grey boxes are the bulletin boards as you are describing
Ah, I completely forgot that green chalkboards exist. I guess the specific light shade of green was chosen based on the "web-safe color" standards of the time, since chalkboards are usually darker.
It's sort of an inside-a-school feeling then isn't it? Maybe that's a preferable mental image to us all gluing shitposts to the walls of a dirty alleyway.
>>472
In the earlier japanese sites like ayashi world or whatever the green was much darker (and the text was white, wasn't it?). The green was kept when 2ch and others came around, but was made lighter for visibility reasons. I think most people have forgotten the metaphor of the bulletin board when they visit a bbs nowadays, since "board" has become so synonymous with "forum".
just found out booker t's theme song is about sucking pussy
key lime gose, yeah boyeeeee
pig-ape anthros
>>473
Ayashii world looks exactly like a chalkboard. Thanks, I never would have made a connection between that and pseud0ch myself.
It's interesting how what were once metaphors to help people understand new technologies have resulted into the words used developing into polysemes. Someday dictionaries will have "an internet forum" under the definition for board and the original metaphor will become an obscure detail for etymologists to study, rather than common knowledge. Maybe that's already happened, considering that we're having this discussion.
The angel Gabriel from heaven came,
With wings as drifted snow, his eyes as flame.
"All hail," said he, "O lowly maiden Mary,
Most highly flavored gravy." Gloria!
the wacky misadventures of dqn
>>468 et al
What about futaba? Not sure what the tan background and red text could be representing, if anything at all.
>>468-469,471-473,477,
If image search and school anime (at least Nichijou in HD has this level of detail) are anything to go by, typical Japanese meatspace bulletin boards (f¦Β), whether in- or out-doors, use a green sheet material and the papers are secured by pins. Presumably these are whereof the skeuomorph, though I can't deny that white text on green background better resembles a chalkboard by far.
I am unable to determine which material for the sheets is most common, as it appears a variety are in use. I also do not live in Japan to conveniently determine an n=1 sample.
conveniently determined sample size of exactly one gaynus
>>480
I think futaba is just a nice color scheme a Japanese guy came up with
Penis musume.
A guy on chess just offered me a draw after two moves because I messed up his opening.
>>485
How do you even affect the opposing side of the board in two moves, excluding silly theoretical shit like the fool's mate? Did he want to move his pawn 3 spaces and you blocked it or something?
withered penis
gaynus of sample size 1
thoroughly sampled by my penis
>>486
We were actually playing chaturanga, an older variant of chess where pawns can only move one square first turn. He thought he was attacking my knight and I just moved it to a different tile where he couldn't capture and my knight was attacking his pawns. It's not like I would have taken them though, they were all defended. It was still a funny draw, I accepted it.
You can watch it here! https://www.chess.com/variants/chaturanga/game/13839304/9/1
actually I wasn't even attacking his pawns, I just moved it to a safe square. I guess he was just upset I didn't give him an easy piece to take.
Ah yes, the player who loses interest and peaces out when the first contact doesn't go perfectly for him, not even chaturanga is safe.
I remember playing Doom on ZDaemon once back when ZDaemon hadn't gone to shit yet and this one guy started bitching about people shooting him from the back.
So I made it a point to do that to him as much as possible and he ended up calling the entirety of the server "pussies" and ragequit.
There's an eternal cold war between the Chip 'n Dale copycats and the Sonic copycats and nobody notices.
I like Chess and Rocket League
I really gotta hand it to sega because I just got a brand new wireless sega saturn controller made by a first party developer 20+ years after the Saturn died. And it's way better than the controllers from back in the day. I love backwards and forwards compatibility.
>>496
Japanese companies that aren't Nintendo are real sticklers about retro stuff. Konami and NEC did similar stuff for the PC Engine.
It might also be new hardware often feels really good compared to 20 year old used stuff as well.
ﷺ being in unicode shocked me
I have a List of "important" things to do. It's not completely comprehensive, but it includes things like taxes, car maintenance, small projects, stuff for other people, etc. It has grown and shrunk over time as I've added and completed tasks. However, there are some items that have sat there entirely too long and I'm sick of thinking about them. Right now my List has 13 things on it, and that's the smallest it's been since I started it\and while I'm happy about that, my ideal would be for it to be empty most of the time, with room for maybe 5 things at most. This, of course, would require me to suppress my procrastinatory habits at least a bit more.
One such habit I have is shopping online. Not buying, just shopping. As a result of reaching a financial goal I currently have enough saved up that I could treat myself to something quite nice, but I guess getting to that point was enabled by adopting a strategy of "buy absolutely nothing unnecessary" and it's hard to moderate that, plus I spent a lot of time when I didn't have money shopping and wishing but unable to execute. Also it's hard to choose sometimes.
I think I'd like to try a push. I knock out every item on my List, to prove to myself I can actually empty it. And I do no online shopping until that's done, at which point I force myself to buy something nice as both a treat and a defiant gesture to my unhealthy habits. Not that I want to start a new habit of spending excessively, but I want to get away from wishing so much and live in the present more. And maybe getting rid of these small tasks will help me get ready to work on bigger ones.
>>497
Yeah, Nintendo and I would even add Sony have been real disappointing with their "retro" tech. The NES mini is a joke, doesn't support real controllers or real cartridges, nor are its parts backwards compatible. I never was on segas dick back in the day but I think the genesis mini is a legit system with backwards and forwards compatibility, and they even went out and developed controllers for consoles that don't even have a retro mini version. Don't know much about PC engine games but I'm glad they're getting a taste of that quality as well.
>>500
Dunno if it's much help, but for things that I'm doing for fun I've found that it's a lot easier to keep several balls in the air than to do them one at a time according to some checklist or schedule (which often ends up with nothing getting done). It helps with getting started too, when I know I don't necessarily have to finish whatever I'm starting before moving on to something else. It took me until recently to figure this out, too...
For "important" things (outside of stuff I'm doing with others or otherwise critical tasks), though, I still haven't figured it out. I'm technically procrastinating on them by writing this...
>>502
Right, fun things operate by different rules. I have several hobbies I maintain at various levels of activity, generally on a "when I feel like it" basis. The List I described is specifically for obligations.
back in the day whenever i got a new computer or (re)installed a new OS i'd spend like a week getting everything just right, setting up keyboard shortcuts and getting my WM to tile just right or whatever. now it's like 25:75 as to whether i'll even bother to change the default wallpaper or not.
>>504
Now I just use the latest windows because I don't give a shit anymore
AEW opened the forbidden door.
I keep pissing in the sinks.
I was in a noisecore band called the sinkpissers once
DONG! BE! GONE!
The revolution will not be televised, but livestreamed on youtube with exclusive coverage on netflix and amazon prime
>>504,505
i switched to windows because of how much more adjusting and fiddling i can do on linux. it was distracting me from doing things that matter
I always feel gross after watching porn and I donft know why
I will never upgrade windows 7. Partially because my shit computer can't handle the memory requirements of 10, but also because fuck windows 10.
I use Windows 10 for work and it infuriates me because it really could be such a good OS if that's what Microsoft actually wanted. And it also infuriates me because it force-updates and force-reboots.
Powershell salvages it for me
whale is thawing and will be cooked later
1,2,1,2 means "all bastards are bastards"
all babies are babies
I hate sweeping generalisations so I would never say acab but, in my life I've only met a couple of c who weren't b
I WANT to have faith that they are paragons of justice, decent human beings keeping other human beings safe, but they're often just stupid bullyboys
When I got in a car crash it was very helpful to have police around. But fuck law enforcement.
Sometimes I think about getting into the whole GNU/Linux customization scene but instead I mostly just end up wasting time being angry about the state of OSes and computing in general whenever I think too much about it.
Law enforcement is one of those issues people bring into inappropriate spaces so often that it makes me want to take the opposing stance out of spite
>>524
You could try a BSD if you're the type that gets angry at modern computing, most of them use OpenBSD if you read their email chains. I think the biggest thing about modern computing is that you should find what use case you have and just use the OS that works the best for that. Of course, if you want to customize GNU/Linux and get angry at modern computing the best option is either Artix or Gentoo because I doubt you like SystemD.
Again, unless you're an Amiga or OS/2 loyalist in which you have MorphOS or AmigaOS and ArcaOS, you should look into some of the Unix OSes.
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Whale has been eaten! Tastes kinda like beef but with a note of liver and a hint of the ocean (if that makes any sense). Also extremely tender.
Whale more like fishy beef
Kangaroo is quite nice
I quite enjoy lamb
guinea pig is good too
While there has been outreach from Peru to get more people to eat guinea pig I just can't get into the idea of eating em'. Too little meat and the way cuy chactado is served is kind of gruesome to me.
I have always wanted to try faroese puffin
i still think about the time my friend said "i do shitty work for little pay, i have a shaved head, and i say 'dood' all the time, i'm basically a prinny already"
Speaking of porn, porn commenters and readers are a group I will never understand. Even less than YouTube commenters
Blows marijuana smoke on my screen
I bought a new computer but moving all my devices is such a pain in the ass when my desk is mounted to the wall and I have torrents seeding from it's hard drive so I guess it'll stay as an operational legacy PC and my new pc will stay unused until I get more space
still think about this post everyday https://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1188512641/159,162
plot idea: kyriakos grizzly goes into planet fitness, pretends to be a clueless fatass who just wants to lose weight, eats the entire table full of free pizzas, and then squats the entire squat rack
Calling the record store to ask if they have a Puffy Areolas album and a girl picks up
Business management or "tycoon" games are very overrated. It's like Animal Crossing to me, more work and tedious shit I want to get away from when I am playing vidya.
Sim City is a good game but I don't know how anybody can play it without using the infinite money cheat because playing it as intended by waiting in-game years to collect tax revenue is soul crushing.
>>546
As I recall as soon as I found out about the cheats as a kid that was pretty much how I always played.
There are probably more educated and capable people doing this but I want to bury important things from the modern era in pots or something like Afghan Buddhists did to make things slightly easier for future archaeologists.
what future archaeologists? ;)
