Apparently some are feeling slighted by his contribution that he just wants to push and are doubling the amount of worthless posts in retaliation, so I might as well make a meta thread to gossip about him as my contribution.
I think he's an alright fellow.
This thread has been my contribution, pushed to DQN.
Mr. Wikipedia Dick gave me some pointers, and I will always appreciate that.
Mr. Wikipedia Dick is a rare case of double nominative determinism.
Mr. Wikipedia Dick has been helping my wife with her college studies. Sometimes they study at the library til late at night, and she has been much happier and more confident recently. Thanks Mr. Wikipedia Dick!
Mr. Wikipedia Dick volunteered to be the father of all three of my children. Thanks Mr. Wikipedia Dick, without you I would've needed to pay for a sperm donor!
I heard Mr. Wikipedia has fathered dozens of children around the world, and they all get top grades in their classes
I stopped coming here around the time his shtick started. It was boring and annoying and kills the fun of the Wikipedia thread.
>I stopped coming here
>kills the fun of the Wikipedia thread.
Wow, that's insane. That whole concept is hilarious. Did you know he can lick both his elbows at the same time?
>>7 What kind of “fun” were you getting in a thread of Wikipedia links that could be extinguished by someone pointing out when things had been reposted‽ So much that you are repelled from the entire web sight by that one thread‽
The wikipedia thread is dogshit and should have been deleted aeons ago.
What is it with kids these days wanting to delete any discussion they don't like? You are not obliged to participate or even acknowledge it, and it has zero impact on your life. Or some people just love to whinge about things! They complain but never make any quality posts, therefore they are the dogshit.
mr. wikipedia dick is a cool guy and i approve of his contributions. i have impersonated him before.
his first post?:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/382
>>7 ``post original links'' - Martin Luther King, Jr.
>>12 My first post would be about 5500 days ago. Was https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/766 maybe the first time I pointed out a duplicate Wikipedia link? That post you linked to linked to the Youtube thread, to a video of Terry Davis giving a tour of his TempleOS, which has been taken down. I remember the video, I can hear his voice in my mind. Maybe it's somewhere here archive dot org/details/TerryADavis_TempleOS_Archive
Mr. Wikipedia Dick gives me a reason to repost wikipedia links already posted.
sometimes I find a wikipedia link that feels so dqn quality that I feel it must have been posted before, but I post it anyway, confident that I'll soon know the answer thanks to the eternal vigil of mr. wikipedia dick
You make me so horny >>14, never change!
Who's to say the kids whinging about things aren't also making quality posts? ;)
That being said, the wikipedia thread posts are fine. I almost want to suggest adding some sort of disclaimer/clarification to them, but in all honesty it should be pretty clear to anyone who's been on here for more than a week that it's just for fun and not an attempt to judge anyone.
>>17
i am to say
I was 28 when I lost my virginity. Being a teacher, dealing with annoying kids all day, totally put me off even risking having a baby. Then one year, one student in particular caught my attention. I've never met anyone like him before. He was pretty handsome, and incredibly smart, but a bit of a know-it-all. The thing that stood out though, was the humungous, unmistakeable bulge in his trousers. I was 99% certain it was Wikipedia, the free online encyclopædia that anyone can edit, but I had it to see it for myself in all its glory. For months I tried to think of ways to get us all alone, until one day he made a cheeky comment in class. I pretended to be mad at him and gave him detention. After class, it was just the two of us alone in the classroom. I strode towards him and ripped his trousers open. There it was. His huge Wikipedia dick. I grabbed it and shoved it roughly into my mouth. As I sucked his pipe, I started absorbing knowledge on a wide range of subjects... chicken hypnotism, fartons, toilet god, toast sandwich, shabbat lamp... Wagga Wagga and the Brown Willy Effect... Another River... the carpet at Portland International Airport... my pussy was gushing, it had to have this rod of wisdom inside it. I grabbed him by the shirt and threw him on my desk, then rode that Wikipedia penis till it filled me up with wet trivia, which dripped out of me onto some unmarked homework. A+ virginity removal.
That anyone manages to be seriously upset about Mr. Wikipedia Dick genuinely astounds me.