am confused
my dumbass just realized how text boards work
thanks that solved everything too
SSZ raped a child in 1993. Maybe not rape, but something bad because she was screaming. 0 people gave a shit and she was totally reduced to tears until her dad showed up and had his BMW stolen. Dumbass had left it running while he checked if she was dead and some little honduran got in and drove off. Funniest shit ever, and he should have known because it happens a lot at that Home Depot. But usually it's commercial trucks and diesels being idled not a late model import.
Another time in 1997 he tried doing it in a subway station, this lasted less than 20 minutes because the homeless people who lived in there got annoyed and threatened to kill him if he didn't shut the girl up. Other times he tried bringing toddlers or small children home which resulted in police taking them as they thought he was a vagrant and it's illegal to panhandle with minors.
>>5
does he still live in shattuck oklahoma? didn't know it had subway stations
I thought he was busy panning for gold in the Yukon?
so how would ssz doing those deeds make us be stuck in 1993?
I had sex with ssz last time we met up in Portugal.
>>10
you have never had sex, and neither has SSZ
I don't believe you've ever been to Portugal, enjoy your sex.