[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 9] (82)

1 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11512 06:57

"I'm not gonna use the names of the actual drugs, but one makes you a tweaker, and one makes you a heroin addict." I find that line both unintentionally funny and incredibly horrifying.

33 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11531 20:36

Be happy, go Lucky,
Be happy, go Lucky Strike
Be happy, go Lucky,
Go Lucky Strike today!

34 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11532 07:06

So basically a Constitutional monarchy on the left nostril and a socialist communist goverment in the right with a wall, the bridge of my nose blocking them. Now these tiny people are small enough to make holes in my nose without me noticing meaning they wage a violent war causing nosebleeds whenever their is a battle. And to them a sneeze or blowing of my nose is a windstorm or a snort is a tornado, going under water is a flood, etc. Now these two nations have even started venturing outside the nose into the mouth, causing ulcers while mining for blood iron/blood fuel.

35 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 17:19

I think the biggest scandal with public television and Sesame Street is that after decades Oscar the Grouch is still living in a Garbage Can. No agency is helping to get him off the streets

36 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 17:44

As someone who went to Columbia University, all I’m getting out of the comparison is apparently North Korea has rotating soft serve flavours in the dining hall. But sometimes the swirl setting doesn’t work, the horror

37 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 02:10

手が大人の手なのが唯一残念だねえ

38 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 04:15

A chap who goes by the name of Peter Griffin one day decided to go down to the grocery store to buy bread and milk. However, his favorite celebrity, Zangief from Street Fighter was at the very same outlet. They then had a memorable fight that was described later as enjoyable.

39 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 19:52

I was going to put my emo picture here but my computer ate it. That made me sad, so I sat in the corner and cried.

40 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11537 23:55

Heinrich Himmler showed up and offered his services which Doenitz was like, "nah man were good", which then resulted in Himmler claiming he was entitled to some sort of role and Doenitz basically told him to fuck off

41 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11539 17:23

A fat nigga could see a baby walking into traffic and he gon fix his shirt before he go over there to help

42 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11541 06:27

I once microwaved my underwear as they were still damp from the dryer. Don’t do it. They smelled burnt and were singed and had brown burn holes in them.

Note - the brown burn holes were not present before the microwave experiment.

43 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11541 14:50

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

44 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11542 04:50

The phrase "the girl's a good farter" is a humorous and slightly vulgar way to describe someone who produces a lot of flatulence, or farts, in a way that is perceived as impressive or amusing.

45 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11542 05:03

he’s a pinball wizard
there has to be a trick
the pinball wizard can suck my fuckin diiiick

46 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11543 08:48

In fairness, half of the babies also just disappear and so can't be dropped. It's only a quarter of the time that 'Parent holding a baby during the Thanos Snap' ends with a dropped baby.

47 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11543 22:37

女の子の排尿にしても全体的映像なのか局所的映像なのか音なのか所作仕草なのかしっかり見つめてその一点を極限まで追求できる環境作りをしないなら変態には程遠くただのクズから犯罪者に落ちかけない。
昔のアングラビデオなのどころか拘った同人AVに挑みやすくなってる事は知っておいて損はない。

48 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11544 01:05

there's a Buddhism you arrive at with hallucinogens and there's a Buddhism you arrive at with stimulants

49 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11544 01:25

whats with all the hanging related content on DQN lately? Is a dokyun planning to end it all? Just remember to say goodbye before you go.

50 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11544 08:53

English is not my native language and it took me years to learn. Now I regret it

51 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11544 09:44

>>48

>Precept 5. I undertake the training-precept to abstain from alcoholic drink or drugs that are an opportunity for heedlessness.

52 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11544 10:46

>>48
the argument used by hippie stoners seems to be that the real good stuff doesn't create an opportunity for heedlessness but an opportunity to become spiritually one with the universe

> Some teachers, particularly Zen Buddhists, understand the fifth precept to mean refraining from any addictive or compulsive behavior that intoxicates the mind, such as shopping, overeating, excessive exercise, unskillful use of the internet, and overconsumption of TV, and other media.

be sure to abstain from the internet too

53 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11544 18:59

Freewill I'm dead rip to the god bless you Jewish princess Freewill rip to me im dead Freewill rip to me I'm dead 😂god bless you baby Jewish princess I just love watching your reaction Jewish princess cracks me up 😂 Just love watching your reaction Jewish princess god bless you baby We all fart Jewish princess your probably lactose intolerant stay away from diary products and be safe out there Jewish princess Hamas is getting out of hand god bless you baby girl Freewill rip to me I'm dead god bless your heart Jewish princess Hamas is getting out of hand there please be careful cool...I'll be heartbroken if something happens to you Jewish princess god bless you baby girl You so adorable god bless you Jewish princess Freewill rip to me I'm dead god bless you Jewish princess Hamas is getting out of hand there please be careful with yourself baby girl Please be careful with your azz please I'll be devastated if something happens to you Jewish princess Hamas is getting out of hand there please be careful god bless you baby girl I hope 🤞 the ginger is working Jewish princess god bless you baby girl The tarot card reading usually invites demons in the house maybe you should be careful Jewish princess god bless you baby girl

54 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11544 23:48

I still have difficulty wrapping my brain around the fact that "The creator of Ratboygenius was the 12-fingered piano player in Gattaca" is an actual true statement and not a random mishmash of words thrown together in the washing machine of my mind.

55 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11545 00:33

9年間YouTubeがワインのように熟成させた傑作

56 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11545 22:49

That was a stupid thing to say and you're a stupid person for saying it.

57 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11546 15:58

Shout out to the angel in full gothic Lolita dress outside the mall at 7:35 AM. I only took my eyes off you to see the car in front of me slamming on the breaks and for a heartbeat, my foot went to the accelerator so that I could meet you

58 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11549 00:36

Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record

The reason God gives people over to LGBT is in Romans 1:23-27. It's because they serve idols with pagan holidays like Christmas/Easter/Halloween/etc. God punishes people for doing these witchcraft festivals by giving them over to evil spirits. If you want to be cleansed then repent from them and start keeping the 10 commandments. Don't break the Saturday Sabbath day (Isaiah 66:23-24, Nehemiah 13:16-18), don't eat unclean things like pigs/shellfish (Leviticus 11, Isaiah 66:15-17). God promises to cleanse you from all unrighteousness if you actually turn from these sins (1 John 1:7-9). Read the Bible for yourself and don't listen to lying pastors or theology websites. Yeshua is the name that saves us (Acts 4:12). Jesus is a false name given to the Messiah to promote paganism and lawlessness (John 5:42-43, 2 Thessalonians 2).

59 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11549 09:04

>>58
Which game is this a Steam review of?

60 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11549 12:43

Most anthems tend to be about pride and ambition, a statement of national values and history. And here we are cowering at the end of the earth begging for divine intervention to save us because we're weak and insecure.

61 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11549 16:50

Abstract

Urological diseases have two groups of causes: Decreased Oxygen Utilization and Jinn. Decreased Oxygen Utilization is caused
by Positive Ions from man-made activities. Positive ions induce acidity and inflammation in our body, which are at the base of almost
all diseases; the best treatment against Positive Ions is the use of Negative Ions, while Medicine is powerless in many cases. What is
amazing, that the Negative Ions help also to diagnose the presence of the Jinn as a cause of the disease and remove the Evil of Satan
as Allah “sent down upon you from the sky, rain by which to purify you and remove from you the evil (suggestions) of Satan and to
make steadfast your hearts and plant firmly thereby your feet.” (Quran, Al Anfal 8:11). During the rain and thunderstorm there is
a massive discharge of Negative Ions. Jinn contain more Positive Ions. The cure is only by Allah and when Ruqya is associated with
Negative Ions the cure is quicker.

Keywords: Decreased Oxygen Utilization; Positive Ions; Negative Ions; Jinn; Ruqya

62 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11552 11:12

"I only know about franz kafka through tumblr posts and I assumed they were a trans woman" is a real take I just saw and I'm so astonished I don't even have a joke or an indignant response I just want you guys to know about it

63 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11553 18:20

All-ages kusoge

64 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11553 22:01

No one knows...because ni one can go outside...we're living in a closed system...and in the cor'an allah says we have 7 skies above and it's very sealed and thick..where is this model in what science say about infinite space....dude we must know...coz what science say it's all by coincidence.....com'on

65 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11554 02:04

This is not a joke. I like Hatsune Miku and listen to her music sometimes but she’s far from my main genre of choice. However, that all changes when I get on adderall. I take 20Mg XR and it’s been a consistent side effect that I genuinely just can almost NEVER not be thinking about hatsune miku. in class i’m reading wikipedia pages about her history. i’m looking at fanart. i’m thinking about her songs. i’m rewatching her music videos. i’m playing her games. i’m looking at merch. i’m looking at miku model kits.

I thought adderall would make me normal but i just cannot stop thinking about hatsune miku whenever i take it and it’s driving me insane. i didn’t used to outwardly wear miku merch but now i have keychains dangling from my bag and keys. She cannot leave my mind

66 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11554 20:26

Due to some reason, I have to pretend to be my cool classmate Kaoruko's boyfriend. Just like a couple would have it, we go to the bathroom together and sleep together too! Wait, you can't be serious!? And I fuck her inside shortly afterwards!! I can even choose whether to ejaculate inside or outside!!Move and talk! It's a popular mobile short adventure game for PC and android!!

67 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11555 23:42

how many of you are a stinky hikki neet that with his entirely neet femininity pee in bottle in his comfy hoarded neet nest?

68 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11556 04:40

when I was like 5 or 6 my parents took me to the park and surprised me to like, "blue day" and they made me ham sandwiches with blue mayo and there was blue milk and I forget what else

69 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11559 11:22

I'm high as fuj and nobody regular is on this comment section Yikes I smell uhhh Mental Disease

70 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11559 16:52

Listen I'm approaching middle age and "as of late" means any time in the last decade. Like when I say "the other day" and really mean six months ago.

71 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11560 07:40

This does not surprise me at all. The world would be a much better place if the leftists downvoting this weren't allowed to vote.

72 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11560 11:26

i miss trolling people in an mmo and receiving a message like 'you r a sickning human being' and remembering it for the rest of my life

73 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11563 00:28

Bought myself a nice bottle of wine for Lizzo's birthday. Probably gonna hit the club later to celebrate. Might even cheat on my girl too

74 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11563 10:40

To be honest, Indians girls have not mentality like western women! They never count it a rape

75 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11563 10:44

Every touhou girl is completely un voice trained and sounds clocky as hell because they don’t have to perform cisness. Marisa sounds like the girl you met on grindr whos trying to tell you about robotripping

76 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11563 16:49

his passing is conclusive evidence that people can literally die of cringe

77 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11565 04:14

Bro dropped one of the hardest beats ever and dipped to go snort worms 🥶

78 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11565 13:38

we should hungarianise english swearing. lets start saying what the cock.

79 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11565 13:39

I still have this flashback from when I dated a serious alcoholic for only two weeks.

One of the last nights, he came into my apartment, walked straight to my fridge without even saying anything or taking his shoes off, and huffed from a can of whipped cream he knew I had because I had sent him pictures of some strawberry shortcake I'd made.

Literally nothing can prepare you for dating an alcoholic, I don't care how empathetic or worldly or experienced with alcholics you are. Nothing can fucking prepare you.

80 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11565 23:09

In the old days, gay meant merry, cheerful, happy... no wonder that the word became attached to men who have little to do with women.

81 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11566 11:50

i wanna be forced to go through a dungeon in really skimpy and embarrassing rogues "armor" that makes me look like a slut and i claim its just for the stat bonuses to my party but they dont believe me. and they ogle me and secretly think about me in degrading sexual contexts when im backstabbing monsters and my tits bounce around ^_^

82 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11566 15:31

who doesn’t want pink glittery poop? makes shitting so much cuter

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