In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has.
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>>89 (⊙̪ ں ⊙̪̪) why would you even question to ask these circumstances?
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I am confused
does this count?
The airport isn't even within here!
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>>69
If krautchan's /b/ is anything to go by pedophilia is extremely common in Germany.
>In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has.
That's because the diminutive suffix -chen always creates a neter word.
die Magd aber das Mädchen
der Hund aber das Hündchen
die Kohlrübe (aber das Kohlrübchen)
Ist doch so simpel.
Gibt es denn ein Deutscher hier?
Bread goes in
A dead lizard comes out
You can't explain that!
>>106
The lizard had coeliac disease and you poisoned it. I hope you're happy.
They decided to use more of the feeling for everyone?
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'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
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>>113 Imagine having to repair that stuff immediately after the warranty ends.
I’m a fucking jug, close your circle with my hooves
I’ll snub you faster, I’ll fuck you in half
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(* °々・) This thread is still alive nearly a month later
(* °々・)When I asked the waitress for "fried rice with tomato sauce", she gave me a punch in the nose! That's not what they said she'd give me!
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(* °々・) Why does my phlegm taste like scampi‽
(* ᵔ々ᵔ) Wow thanks >>125, people often tell me that! I am a very confident person and I can do anything I feel like trying. I was confused by that response to the fishy taste in my mouth (I remembered I had eaten scampi an hour beforehand), so it really improved the thread! Nice one dude!