sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night
You'd be surprised what's in the dark corners of the internet. My favorite was the Fallout mod that added what was basically a completely hashed out children's brothel, complete with voiced characters (kiddie voices), sexy kids lingerie and BDSM stuff, torture/roleplay dungeons, and sex animations. Once the fun was done, you could have your kiddie sex slave follow you around as your companion - on all 4s. They fought like the junk yard dogs. Except yelps and screams instead of barking. The number of things that were wrong with it was staggering.
Needless to say, that was not on NexusMods.
Again, the best defence against this attack is to create a number of Jimsonweed seeds and only remember about 5 numbers.
death to http://README.md . give me an .nfo file with 80 rows/columns of ascii art made by someone with a handle like Xx_FishFucker9000_xX, and anime quotes at the bottom
Mario is an obe--I mean, stocky, diminutive plumber having a mid-life, existential crisis. His girlfriend Pauline cheated on him (whom hooked up with him only because he eats her out like a home-made spaghetti during their one-sided coital sessions), Bowser is his deformed pet turtle who hates him due to neglect, Princess Peach is nothing more but a rotten fruit in his fridge, Luigi is his brother who died at birth (and constantly imagines up sharing "adventures" with him in an advanced form of delusional denial), the Mushroom Kingdom is a forest near his backyard, and his "adventures" all happen in his head every time he takes some mushrooms he found there.
And Splatoon? Splatoon is something he envisioned when he was painting his apartment while high, and spilled various paint cans on some calamari he bought. He and Pauline wanted a family, but after learning that he is sterile, she cheated on him, and this made him dream up the entire colorful series to keep himself from going more insane (and depressed) than he already is--So he constantly buys fresh squid and octopus, paints them, dresses them up, and acts like a father to them while hosting various monthly "themes" for them to spend time on as a "family".
Because every time, a transfer student shows up with even BIGGER bonhonagahoogs. HUMONGOUS humongolongnonologongous.
Has the state government kept its promises on the National Eligibility cum Entrance Test (NEET), to be conducted in the first week of May?
This game is actually too hard. This is not a joke review, there is not enough ammo and it asks you about the bible all the time. Also, all enemies can kill you in at most two seconds.
Since the inevitable goal of all civilization seems to be decadence, it seems hardly worth while to struggle up the long road from barbarism in the first place.
Doing grown up shit like ordering a new wheelie bin from the council what about you
Thanks op, I came.
I have a fetish for seeing others slightly uncomfortable. It is fun to tell people this.
I also have a fetish for differing perspectives. Emotion, stance, gender, species, understanding. Once masturbated to the fantasy of being a scared rat hiding in a tunnel, and came while crying from genuine fear, for example.
So yeah. The perspective of your powerful cocklust, plus the awkward failure to play it out and enjoy it. Be it from genuine sexual preferance mismatch, unskilled fellatio, repulsion to the sucker, failure to fantasize, or failure to immerse yourself in the situation.
All that made me cum, dude.
A nigger, a Jew and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a faggot with a 2-inch long, always-flaccid penis using a laptop at a table.
"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger asks the faggot. "You can toss my Mexican friend's rancid herpes-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-and-pimple-covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping oft-fucked asshole."
"Literally nothing in the world would make me happier," says the faggot. "But first I need to start a ramen thread on /ck/. It will just take a moment."
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Did anyone else get a boner from that little droid's feet being tortured by that tall, spectral smelter droid? The sadistic pleasure in forcing the droid to anticipate his own humiliating ordeal, burning and burning his sensitive little soles? Focusing all his malicious energy on those helpless little members?
Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? ...or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal that one chooses to take for a walk? I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don't bark, and they don't gnaw upon one's monadic privacy like dogs do. And Goethe had an aversion to dogs, and he wasn't mad.
Is Rich Hickey what you get when you make out with Bill Gates?
>Holy carp, is [REDACTED]'s community all like this?
yes every single one of us are as autistic as this fellow right here.
And you’re one of us.
Raising corpses itself isn't even viewed as improper in most contexts right now.
I agree. I like little boys with little penises
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Damn right I only find Asian women sexy and this worldview has ramifications on my views from physics to metaphysics, from cooking to gardening, from epistemology to ethics
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is that the fucking anarchy symbol she's wearing
"this video contains content from WMG. it is restricted from playback on certain sites"
yeah that seems about right. stick it to the man cardi b! but not so much that youtube doesn't provide you fucking ad revenue
KK Slider sings just like Kurt Cobain. Never really noticed it till now...
I just learned that wearing a collar with metal
spikes on it constitutes a criminal offence in
Massachussets, and people get actually fined and
arrested. Your dog can wear a spiked collar, but
you can't. The dogs can also run around naked,
have sex with any other dog they want, freely cross
national borders, dance in the street (which is prohibited
to humans in NY) and do many other things humans can't.
This title makes me feel horny, but in a depressing way.
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
stephen hawking will rise from the grave and liberate palestine inshallah
That may be, but Jesus was not a pagan. He was a homo. And I know because we used to do it at supper. Anyways, he foisted his bitch mother, you know the one who was IMMACULATELY CONCEIVED, on my when she died. Let me tell you, she thought her shit didn't stink....and it didn't. Just imagine waiting on someone like THAT hand and foot. Fuck you Jesus, I'm the only apostle that didn't try to make a buck off your passing and you give me the old bag as punishment!
--Beloved John, naked beneath his linen wrap
This is America. "Fuck you" is always a choice.
When I moved to London I found it impossible to tell which dudes were gay and then I saw a dude wearing shiny purple shoes making out with a lady and I thought ‘ you know what? this isn’t my fault.’
There has been a Shooting at Great Mills High School. The school is on lock down the event is contained, the Sheriff's office is on the scene additional information to follow.
Parents/Guardians should go to Leonardtown HS for reunification with GMHS students
Administering a mail host is sort of like being a nurse; there's a brief period at the start when the thought of seeing people's privates might be vaguely titillating in a theoretical sense, but that sort of thing doesn't last long when it's up against the daily reality of shit, piss, blood, and vomit.
Now that I think about it, administering a mail host is exactly like being a nurse, only people die slightly less often.
Was.. (key word, was...) the best sex I've ever had, still to this day... ever. Now, you may ask, 'why was?'... she's been dealing with major substance abuse issues for years, and for half the relationship, she hid from me. It spiraled out of control and that, along with a few other things, led to the relationship's dimise. I really hope she can get her life back in order, cause I still love her tremendously. And, I don't wish to go into much further details about her on-going issues out of respect. :)
You keep showing games that are violent. Where are the cute, peaceful, bright, happy, and relaxing games? If you do not show them, then I will have to unfollow you. Those violent games are depressing and remind me of hell. Sorry if I hurt your feelings, but that is the truth.
I also remember the time my cousin blew up a piece of dog shit with a firecracker and splattered it all over his face, even though it was 20 years ago. Funny how that works.
Btw, like Beckham and my heroine forever, Beyonce, I'm a Pepsi person. Fuck the children of the world.
I was wondering if I could activate ashnod's coupon and force my opponent to get me a drink that is only available ~ 1 mile away? therefor, in a tournament forcing a DQ?
I was just curious about it
Access to white people is not a human right.
I think it's a damn disgrace that we don't have an open source botnet implementation yet.
I refuse to let Russians steal my data with their bloatware that uses 200mb just to send my credit card number.
>>353
https://gitlab.com/rav7teif/linux.wifatch
doesn't include the infection code, but it's GPL3
Monday.... is Brain awareness week
Glitter doesn’t grow on trees
Ummm, Dude the PSP DOES have better Graphics, ARE YOU THAT DUMB??? and Controls 2, HATE Touch Screens, They Suck, and PSP HAS variety, You just Hate the damn thing, and I was talking bout gettin' PSP 2, Not PSP 1, PSP 2 will SMASH the Touch in terms of Gaming, iPod sticks to what it does best, AND THATS MUSIC.
I've been giving my most sincere microapologies for the last 2 years now. So far, I'm up to 0.000006 apologies.
I WANT CHUCK E CHEESE TO BE OPEN LONGER SOMETIMES I WANT TO GO AND PLAY SPIDER STOMPIN' AND EAT PIZZA AT MIDNIGHT BUT THEY DON'T LET PEOPLE IN AND THEY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN I HOG THE SPIDER STOMPIN' MACHINE EVEN THOUGH THATS THE ONLY WAY TO GET GOOD AT IT. THEIR PIZZA ISN'T AS BAD AS IT ONCE WAS BUT ITS STILL NOT GREAT, SPRINKLE SOME PARMESAN OR SOMETHING ON THAT SHIT.
AND BEFORE ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS BRING UP DAVE & BUSTERS I DON'T LIKE GOING THERE BECAUSE MY MOM WORKS THERE AND HER FEMALE COWORKERS TEASE ME ABOUT MY ASEXUALITY. ALSO THEY DON'T HAVE SPIDER STOMPIN.
AIKA - My Girlfriend's Elder Sister Led Me To Temptation With Her Big Tits And Because She Said I Can Creampie Her
AIKA - My Girlfriend's Elder Sister Led Me To Temptation With Her Big Tits And Because She Said I Can Creampie Her
Is it now time for a National Conversation about emotionally unstable women in the workplace?
Velma porn gets me thinking in a way that makes me realize how fucking weird all this is.
Look- here's a screenshot from the old show. That's what classic Velma actually looks like. She's got glasses and hair covering half of her face. She's wearing that frumpy bag of a sweater that obscures all femininity. She's wearing a skirt of course, but her overall her design has her features all blobbed up and hidden damn near like a Dark Souls character. There's nothing about her design or personality that warrants any typical sexual stirrings, and if you saw this exact person in public (assuming her fashion didn't make her stand out) the only time you'd give her a second look is if you heard a fart and everybody turned to blame her. Getting the urge to jerk off from Velma makes slightly more sense than jerking off to Plank from Ed Edd & Eddie, and that's completely ignoring the fact that there's a traditionally attractive redhead right next to her half the time, specifically designed to be "the pretty one."
Yet a ton people seem to have all simultaneously sexualized her with increasingly dissimilar depictions that defy any assumptions of the appeal of subtly. You're usually not even jerking off to Velma at this point. It's like Bigdad's interpretation of Gaz, where somebody projected their sexual feelings onto a completely nonsexual character. Then other artists played off that interpretation and made more artwork using variations of that design. Then it gets to you, and by that time you're jerking off to your own perception of someone else's interpretation of someone's fetishized assumptions that they've projected onto an animated chess club reject who looks like a deflated life raft. You realize you're jerking off to the mutated jerkoff fantasy of a dozen people, and then you realize that this is most of /gif/.
/gif/ is literally thousands of anons masturbating to ideas within ideas within projections of ideas, like some kind of autistic porn parody of Inception.
When i first smelled this product it brought me back to prom night 1989. I rocked the sweetest mullet Alabama has ever seen. My girl was more beautiful than Pamela Anderson in a tight spandex suit. We danced all night long, when the DJ played Like a virgin i decided it was time to end her virginitystreak. I took her out to my 1976 Thunderbird backseat and kissed her with the passion of ten italians. I lifted up her dress to reveal her polkadot panties, as my face came closer i could smell her sweetest scent. It was just like The smell of the second sisters pussy who is a Gal and still goes to school! Thank you tamatoys for brining me back to my youth.
don't know who the fuck wants to manage the "show-or-video-game-that-ended-a-decade-ago wiki"
> Imagine an entire country falling in love with the Chevy El Camino
Well, I know where I'm retiring.
Imagine the internet was a real place – it’d be like visiting an enormous public library where everyone was screaming for attention- or jerking off.
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The experiment actually did cover genetic degradation and maladaptive selection rather explicitly.
people where really stupid back in those days people 100 years from now will call us stupid aswel
Interior dog-turbine allocator, I drive a chevrolet movie theatre
Metokur has gone full Robespierre, he soon will meet the guillotine. Believe it. Screencap this. Just remember when the time comes that I told you so.
>>376
I’ve never really been a fan of the “let’s make fun of mentally ill people” content creators. Yeah, it’s easy to do, just just because you can doesn’t mean you should. Additionally, shit like Metokur or KiwiFarms seems to be a way for losers to make fun of people who are bigger losers than they are. Like, some of the people on KiwiFarms have literally thousands of posts and even anime avatars, yet they make fun of other people for being losers. The lack of self-awareness is astounding.
>>376
>>377
If you can stomach the political dimension which is irrelevent in this case, I think this somewhat infamous article demonstrates the final destination of callout culture.
http://www.thenorthstar.info/2013/11/22/exiting-the-vampire-castle/
>>378
I have read this before and get what you mean but it is too opaque. Bearing false witness for entertainment is a really petty way to destroy your life even if you are just a spectator.
>>378
It’s hard to take what they say seriously when they mention being pro-communist. Do pro-communist leftists pretend that dictatorships like Mao (and now Xi Jinping) and Pol Pot and shit just never existed? How do they rationalize their extremist views?
It’s one thing to criticize how things currently are. I get that. But to say the solution is communism, which historically hasn’t work, is just dumb. Look how well it’s working for Venezuela, or Russia, or China. Xi Jinping has a god complex and rewrote the Chinese constitution to allow himself to be president indefinitely, as opppsed to the previous two-term limit.
Why do leftists target Trump and yet completely ignore communist dictatorships?
So no, I can’t just ignore the political aspect of that article. The person who wrote it is a moron.
SEVEN ELEVEN HERE WITH A NEW PROMOTION CUM BIG GULP SLURPEE
get your head out of your ass, drop some acid, and realize this place is a garbage dump and your illusory superiority doesn't even make sense
I do, in fact, have no fax machine.
Update on this? Did you get arrested yet?
Tsar Nicolas had no grandchildren because communists massacred his entire family including his 4 daughters and 10 y.o. son which they then doused with acid and lit on fire and buried in the Siberian forest. But their heart was in the right place.
Being the man of steel that he was, Superman scoffed at such a lame attempt at taking his life. The katana barely made a scratch on his heavenly sculpted chest.
"Hah, you're going to have to try better than that to get into these tights of mine."
Cecil hid his smile under the wispy white mane of his. Finally a worthy adversary. He knew he would enjoy making this conquest. With sword still in hand he whispered,
"Bankai."
Superman's smug look soon turned to that of horror. As he was bathed in green light, he gasped,
"Who would've thought that the bastard's bankai was a kryptonite chocobo?!"
only hokey white people buddhism is about 'how to be happy'
real buddhism tells you that all is impermanent, to live is to suffer, and 'self' is an illusion, so you may as well just feed yourself to a tiger.
never mind aw these bead rattlin sheep shaggin basterds, this was a great day wee r orange every1 of yeez kno it, wuld it b the same comments wen the manky mob wear rep. ire shirts n flags n sing ira songs nah coz wee dnt care wee hate aw use any wae so doesnae make a difference .
Home of the Underdogs (often called HotU) was an abandonware archive founded by Sarinee Achavanuntakul, in October 1998. Prior to shutting down in 2009, the site provided reviews for over 5,300 games, as well as offered downloads of software and manuals for a number of games that were no longer commercially ...
wait theres boobs in terror of mechagodzilla??????
893 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8999 21:00
Happy September 9000!
fuck yeah. fuck yeah. fuck fuck fuck. can can can. fuck the can. fuck the can of worms. break on through to the other side.
Thank you for your entire nonstop insight, encouragement not to mention understanding to hold up my path to becoming increasingly consciously awake and so spiritually connected.
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
I wish they left that scene in. Just imagine if the west became more accepting of Hentai. By keeping that scene in it would possibly prompt more adults to research it and get converted into Hentai fans (I am one myself), in turn increasing the amount that is imported and thus increasing Hentai revenues in Japan, therefore increasing the amount of content created. We may have actually had Anime studios like Feel and XEBEC, who have done their fair share of Ecchi anime, start to produce Hentai too. The more accepting the public is, the less of a big deal Hentai would be and so we'd finally have superbly animated porn involving step sisters, little sisters, cute aliens from outer space and childhood friends.
There just isn't enough of this porn in the west, and the Japanese are leading the way and leaving us behind. Not to mention we don't get Hentai subtitled fast enough. Only a few high profile Hentai gets subtitled quickly, but because we don't demand it in the west then there's no commercial involvement and we have to rely on fansubbers (Those kind souls), and so we miss out on a lot of the more niche Hentai. I don't only watch Hentai for the voluptuous thighs or the needle like nipples on their gorgeous women, I watch it for the fantastic way they are able to describe sexual acts. When was the last time you heard the phrase "I can feel your fat throbbing cock ramming my cervix at light speed. I am just losing my mind in anticipation for you to blow your huge white sticky load inside my tight highschool pussy, Big Brother." Never, that's when you last heard that in normal porn. You know, not to mention that "Yamete" sounds much cuter and less serious when it is mumbled by a girl with 2 cocks in her mouth, versus "Stop".
There's things that Hentai can do also that no regular porn could. Ahegao faces are one of God's greatest inventions, the way that a female having a huge convulsing orgasm can pull such a cute face is incredible. My cock survives on Ahegao coupled with the cute mumblings of an mindbroken Japanese woman. And of course animated Hentai is nothing compared to what many amazing Japanese men (maybe women) draw. The art work in some of those doujins is better than anything which has came out of Italy in the past 1000+ years. Truly mind blowing stuff. The way they can make highschool breasts seem so soft and shiny, the way they can perfectly sculpt midriffs, the way they can get the absolute perfect amount of skindentation on thigh highs and the way they can make asses look like the softest, most delicious things in existence. Cartoon porn artists in the west often create art which looks like it's straight from Cartoon Network. Whereas Hentai artists in Japan make art which looks like it's straight from the mind of a man with the greatest tastes.
Just imagine how much more advanced humanity would be, how much we'd progress, how much happier we would be as a whole if it was just acceptable to watch a large breasted Anime school girl fuck her older step brother in the school gym. The fact that Japanese man have smaller cocks than us in the west is no surprise when you consider how large their brains must be to come up with the most erotic blood pumping art known to man.
This is the sort of future we miss out on when mentions of Hentai are cut from mainstream american sitcoms.