sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

I suspected it.

I know it.
I will remember it. Or at least I will try.

Your religion is like your cock. I don't care what you do with it in the privacy of your own home, just keep it out of children's mouths.

Korea has this "nice hardware with retarded software" feature that might explain that extra level of bitterness, where the majority of stuff is logical but that 20% of completely illogical behaviors can make you lose your mind.

In China at the first toilet door you open you understand you've entered an abysmal cesspool where everyone behaves with no morale and no logic whatsoever in a race to the bottom.

God I want a cute japanese chick to quarter circle forward my ass

I'm having a 'take your clothes off' kinda shit and I might not survive

I'm sitting on the toilet rn with the worst constipation I've had in years. I must post this in case this is how I go.

EDIT 40min in: after so much pain and suffering Wave 2 ended with the most putrid, swampy champagne bottle that ever came out of my ass. Until today I was not aware of what kind of biological warfare the human body was capable of. My ass is like a volcano erupting with the most rancid lava known to man. It feels like all my sins are being cleansed out of my body.

[…] the huge country fellow […] leapt forth from the underwood, exclaiming "That is not allowed, gentlemen! That is not allowed! Nobody is allowed to nut here; I must take your names to Sir John!"

IMPORTANT: Don’t let this Serena Williams debacle trick you into caring about tennis.

CALL ME A RAPIST TO MY FACE YOU FAGGETY LITTLE BITCH. BET YOU WONT SNOWFLAKE PUSSY JUST KEEP ACTING ALOOF AND SUPERIOR UNTIL KAVANAUGH OUTLAWS YOUR GIRLFRIENDS 19 ABORTIONS AND YOU HAVE TO PASS LAWS THE OLD FASHIONED WAY...SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK MOTHERFUCKER!

ITS A CONSERVATIVE COURT BUDDY!!!!!!! MAGA MUST REALLY TRIGGER ALL YOU SKINNY JEAN HIPSTERS.....WAITING FOR YOUR NEXT PLAY IT COOL REPLY SAYING YOU WONT SAY IT TO MY FACE

epic style

>he doesn’t take his clothes off for every shit

if a fat little chinese kid sitting behind the counter playing on an ipad doesn't take my order i don't wanna eat there

I'm at a bar on the beach for vacation. Hanging out, drinking, talking with the ladies, getting shot down, drinking more, getting shot down more, rinse and repeat. Finally I hit it off with a fetching redhead. We go back to her place, and I'm going to town; cunnilingus, titwank, blowjob, the works. We get to the main event, and I'm going at it; working up a sweat like a whore in church.

Suddenly she tells me to stop. Rule number 2, right after no means no; stop means stop. I stop, withdraw, ask her whats up. She reaches over to a mini-fridge by the bed and pulls out a, I shit you not, goddamned egg. And shoves it right in her downstairs. No fanfare, no nothing, just swallowed the egg with her vagina like some weird taco filling. I'm drunk enough to be not too perturbed by this, but it does warrant a "wuh?" from me. She says she wants me to crank it and finish on her vagina, so I fertilize the egg and she'll push it back out.

Not my proudest fap, but there you have it.

The problem wasn't that the AI was gender neutral in its evaluations. The problem is that it truly was.

Yeah, you can imagine how it started. Male resumes would tend to show tougher college courses, especially in the electives. Fewer years off. More relevant side jobs. Better scores on application tests. Lots of little indications that would make it value male resumes over female in general without knowing what sex the individuals were.

Then it could have gone further. If it was doing machine-learning, it could have noticed that words like "John" and "Gerhardt" tended to show up more often on quality resumes, while words like "Lisa" and "Mary" tended to show up on weak ones, and words like "Shaniqua" and "Bethany" showed up on terrible ones. After a while it would have a database of names to average scores that it could use to supplement its other rules. That database would clearly reflect sex and race divisions, even though the AI never had any idea what sex and race are, and even if sex and race weren't entered on the resumes. It would become gender-biased because reality is.

There it is boys, my new career path.

1) Get hired at a hospital

2) Have friends constantly make unfounded allegations of inappropriate conduct against me

3) Never work, just be on permanent paid leave

Read about 10 chapters of the manga. I wouldn't say this is that similar to Berserk, that was a grimdark edge drama. This one dispenses with a coherent story and just focuses in on the fetish violence. Dark Souls and Berserk were cohesively grimdark but this has too much... levity to it? It's like deadpool if it had more rape in it.

in my world, pepe the frog is a dying meme who has been smeared as a nazi, so he goes on a journey of self-discovery and redemption. He meets many characters along the way, from shrek to nyan cat. in the end, pepe discovers that he is perfectly fine with people calling him a nazi, because it doesn't matter what they call him as long as he himself knows what, and who, he is. as a literary genius, I humbly ask for your opinion on my extremely imaginative and complex world.

People who read books and like to talk about books are pretty universally annoying. its a constant struggle to not be a douchebag really

You don't need a psychology degree to know why. The English men just picture the woman as Germany, and spank her. I mean come on, thirty years war, war of the quadruple alliance, both world wars; they have an affinity for spanking some German ass.

100 years from now, Americans will look at the signers of the Constitution and ask themselves "ay güey, quienes son esas gringoes"

somehow this thread became gayer than if people had just kept posting actual gay porn

Thinking about ditching Twatter. Some days it reminds me of the time I had to break up my two dogs when they were fighting over which of them was going to get to eat a cat turd.

I don't know if vat meat will be as delicious without the suffering. Like how chick fil A only makes a good chicken sandwich because it's coated in bigotry. Delicious bigotry.

I'm a pretty poor excuse for a human being. I'd make a much better mineral deposit or a cloud formation.

Bull shit only 90's kids remember, I'm from 2010's and I know these.

>>772
I remember making that post!

So if you happen to wear glasses or are Jeff Goldblum you are a nu-male?

You faggots are fucking retarded.

You're a poignant motherfucker, >>774-san.

I too thought this was a tranny thread. You look like a German housewife.

>>776
Who knew Nanashi posts here?

Is it so inconceivable that I was meant to be wealthy, but was born to lower middle class? I identify as rich even though my bank account shows $23.75. Just let me be rich already.

There was a surprising amount of butt pounding done by the Handsome Sentient Food. I was hoping for more character development. Why is the Handsome Sentient Food pounding butts in the first place?

The browns don't want to unite with Whites, either. They just want the wealth and plumbing that we mysteriously have.

Ever since I was a little girl I loved stories where the characters get magically shrunken. I've always imagined myself shrinking too. I love the idea that you could shrink and become so cute and teeny tiny. Shrinking will make your whole life a totally cute itty bitty adventure. Imagine that one day you shrank. It would be like you had a totally different body and life. It would be like you became a so much cuter version of yourself. Your friend could put you in her pocket and take care of you forever. You would literally be by her side forever from then on. It would be like you exist to make her happy and be her friend 24/7. Every meal would be like tea time with the doll. So cute! You will wear super cute doll clothes from now on and every time you change it would be like playing dress up with the doll. I would love to get shrunken so much that I really would do it in real life if it was possible.

The social contract exists so that everyone doesn’t have to squat in the dust holding a spear to protect his woman and his meat all day every day. It does not exist so that the government can take your spear, your meat, and your woman because it knows better what to do with them

>>783
tbh squatting in the dust holding a spear to protect my woman and my meat all day every day sounds far more pleasant than my current job. where do I sign up?

me, lowly trans: i would like 1 (one) human rights please
gracious cisgender overlord, hallowed be his or her name: rights machine broke. tumblr user normal-meat-gamer claimed to be kin with sans undertale so now we have to shoot all queer folks on sight
me, dying: understandable

>>784
Maybe that island tribe that shoots arrows at approaching planes and helicopters.

came here to insult nanahira but now i'm more taken aback by who the fuck any of these top artists are

This week involved a lot of bug-fixing from last week, so there's not as much concrete progress to report. For instance, a human trading company called the Present Hall was wildly successful trading various leathers and bones for crafting, and eventually had enough clout to open a branch warehouse inside a dwarf fortress for the first time. Can't resist that draltha leather. This turned out to be a strategic error, as two short years later, a forgotten beast obliterated the fortress, the warehouse, and killed everyone inside. So, what's the correct response? Close the destroyed branch? No, no, you stimulate the (non-existent) economy by hiring local. Forgotten beast, you're the new (ruined) warehouse administrator, congratulations!

What if I'm almost 13, but love being naked?

lol I stared at this for a solid 30 seconds before I figured out it was a bunch of dicks. Then I realized I had just spent a solid 30 seconds staring at dicks. Thanks pal

Look, I think people are missing the forest for the trees; Obama can’t have been sent a mail bomb by right wing terrorists because Obama doesn't exist- there never actually was a black 44th president, and just like the holocaust, AIPAC is rewriting history for political ends. Why is it important to Israel that Americans believe that there was a black president? Two words: Oil.

There seems to be a nascent grasp of its inner dairy like nature

Bruce Wayne didn’t become Batman until he was 30

It doesn’t matter how old you are

There’s still time for a full blown dramatic goth phase.

"I see you've decided that big anime tiddie are bad?" The man smiles, his foe has unwittingly fell into his trap. "But what about... violence?" He makes this point about the contrast of sex and violence's acceptability for the first time in recorded history, destroying his opponent's body with words alone.

Ooh wee! True christian hip-hop to the M.A.X.!

>Still no small penis tag

why live

we hope it tastes ok. we know that many of you will be displeased with it, we hope that you may go and fornicate yourselves with something jagged. those of you who are pleased, please, share that good feeling with people you encounter.

sure he was a terrifying demagogue and prolific mass murderer, but i choose to remember him as the man who killed a bloodthirsty dictator

>>798
Kim Jae-gyu?

>>799
ronald mcdonald

Ainsley Harriott: This is no Zaku bwuoi! no zaku. this is SPICY

I go to one of these places, and mine has a ridiculous cleaning fee if you cum in the tank. On the order of several hundred bucks if I remember right. Built right into the terms and conditions.

Vaping in the sensory deprivation tank is also expressly forbidden.

Of course. When I talk to a handsome man all I can think of is his cock. But I resist the temptation.
That's also what happened to the Japanese Officer in the OP. The thought of cock was simply too much and overwhelmed him. Gladly he had his men around to save him from descending into darkness.
Everyone needs a very close male friend that stands by him when the homosexual thoughts gets too strong.

(editor's note: the OP in question was a webm of this scene: https://youtu.be/AALrrgEOlvU?t=125)

I recently expelled a turd out of my rectum that was a considerable size. It created a tear in my anal lining that has made evacuating more stools feel like ten wasps are stinging my asshole

I really like this album. I like it better than my mom.

nO OnE cArEs bOuT KAnYe tHo

Smoke honk everyday

thanks for this list of people that moved away from Ohio on this, the "Escape from Ohio" music video comments section

Since coming here I've noticed that Japanese people seem to be terrified of elevator doors. Not only elevator doors, but doors in general. It's something that is deeply engraved within the Japanese culture, and to understand that, we have to look into the reason for that, which is kanji; the base of the Japanese language.

The kanji of door (戸) is made out of 2 different radicals. The first one could be confused with the kanji for "one" (一), but as you may know, things can be a little bit more complicated, just like in this case. The upper radical that looks straight is actually crooked, and it is "乀", meaning "stretch". The one below is "尸", which can mean "corpse" or "remains".

Now, if you put them together you get "stretched corpse". And there is a story behind that. Indeed, the Japanese, crafty as they were, tried to make doors (which had a different appellation at that time) out of different materials. One of those were animal bones and skin. But animal bones often had certain problems. They were robust at first, but slowly degraded over time.

Then one day, someone had the idea of using their enemies to create such thing. So during their numerous internal wars, they would debone their war prisoners while they were still alive, and use these bones to make door frames. The remains (尸) of their skin would be stretched out (乀), and put over the bones as decoration their doors.

The bones weren't as robust as animal bones, but they wouldn't degrade as fast.

So as you can see, doors were something gruesome in the early days of Japan, all the way to the beginning of the Edo Period, where this custom slowly faded away in favor of wooden doors.

For this reason, the Japanese still have some sort of primal fear of doors, as for the past thousands of years, they were made out of stretched corpses of their enemies.

Barbaric, perhaps, but you must admit that the Japanese have always been ingenious in many ways throughout history.

HP simply romanticises the British private boarding school experience by giving it wands, for Americans who don't understand the cultural context, and British people who aspire for that level of elitism.

I wanna see the real Harry Potter experience, where Harry is put in a bin and rolled down a hill by Malfoy, and the school does nothing because his dad donates shitloads of cash to the school, or with Hagrid caught wanking outside the Griffendor girls dorm room window, but the school also does nothing because its just 'banter'.

>>811
Wassisface Weasley and the Quidditch Team Hazing Rite

The ride never ends. It's amazing how much has been written about one deranged autist from Virginia. Maybe he'll be some kind of weird folk legend in the future.

Yukari: -does something ridiculous and extra and makes everyone ask questions about it as she enjoys every minute-

Yuyuko: (puts fan to her face) god you dense morons it's so obvious what she's doing wow

>>811
I agree, except Harry wouldn't be the victim. Harry is a total jock that inherited a generous fortune and instant popularity from his family. He would be the one forcing less popular kids to play soggy biscuit.

cats are low int high cha

Sexually frustrated sarcastic assholes being smartasses anonymously and the rejects of society with no social skills or self-awareness but plenty of mental problems turn out to be not smart or cordial or fun people

>>871
You rang?

I used to pretend to be frank and quote this scene with a girlfriend of mine......she left me! Haha

There was a time when appreciating Japanese culture meant more than eating maki rolls with a fork and learning Kanji just to translate pictures on Gelbooru

Phrases that have the most reduced use on Reddit over the last 10 years

I was able to come up with this as part of research that I've been doing on natural language processing, thought some other people might be interested.

'a pain in the ass', 'skeptic', 'gsl', 'xoom', 'iama', 'gospels', 'rapture', 'nasl', 'tsunami', 'interwebs', 'tardis', "qur'an", 'crtc', 'koran', 'mflb', 'torah', 'internets', 'dubstep', 'netbook', 'nook', 'awesomeness', 'wbc', 'kinect', 'urinal', 'idra', 'reddit alien', 'rage comics', 'palin', 'rage comic', 'spam filter', 'novelty account', 'existence of god', 'daily show', 'forever alone', 'ron paul', 'self post', 'derp', 'portal 2', 'tsa', 'scientific community', 'last panel', 'theist', 'patriot act', 'arab world', 'taliban', 'christian god', 'protoss', 'a redditor', 'bible and', 'friend zone', 'reddit community', 'theists', 'earthquake', 'wikipedia page', 'back yard', 'compiler', 'hivemind', 'bill of rights', 'cigar', 'iraq war', 'speed of light', 'nigger', 'strip club', 'tea party', "gov't", 'fapping', 'higher power', 'wikipedia article', 'ipod', 'droid', 'music industry', 'bible belt', 'cellphone', 'waitress', 'federal reserve', 'pentagon', 'nether', 'terran', 'cyclist', 'other thread', 'founding fathers', 'hipsters', 'right lane', 'hostel', 'side of the road', 'scientific method', 'circumcision', 'saddle', 'bookstore', 'movie theater', 'reactor', 'creeper', 'waiter', 'liquor store', 'sc2', 'two of you', 'education system', 'threesome', 'outside world', 'public sector'

So just ducktape a couple old iphones to my nuts until im sterile. Sounds pretty stupid now but can save you couple grand in the future.

VC: no

Seems like you were intoxicated when writing this post but that only makes your more credible on the subject I guess.

Hey, this is actually EsKEg! Not JERdk at all!

meta knight would have offered my foreskin a blade and a chance to defend itself

"If you get caught masturbating and you stop, then you're just the guy that got caught. But if you keep going, then the guys that caught you become gay for watching. Success is all about finding the hidden advantage in a negative situation."

-Dio Brando

Greetings, as the Daily Stormer's Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary to Minecraft, I'd be happy to discuss with you white nationalist recruitment in video games. It's our most important tool, behind Anime and Cartoon Frogs.

Ifs its brown, lay down. If its black, fight back.

​

Edit: bears, not people.

I'm just imagining him running down Kai as she's taking a dump behind the sandbags

Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because you drove it off a cliff.

shockin&cryin&pissin で草

YOU FUCKTARD DIDN'T HELP ME AND TELL AN ADVICE HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND IN SIMPLEST WAY.
SO I WILL FUCK THIS SUBREDDIT.
HERE IS THE MESSAGE TO YOU, BOARD OWNER AND MODS.

I WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET CRUSHED BY CONSTRUCTION TRUCK AND DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH YOU ACCIDENTALLY FALLEN DOWN INTO THE RIVER FROM THE HILLS AND DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH WHEN YOU ARE ALL COOKING DURING COOK YOU ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH HOT PAN YOUR HANDS GET BURNED PAINFULLY.
I WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBER GET A CANCER AND DIE.
I HOPE YOU ALL GET GASSED AND DIE!
THERE IS EXTREME LIGHTING THAN EVER BEFORE DURING CLOUDY DAY AND RAIN. THANKS TO GLOBAL WARMING.
SO I WISH WHEN A STRONGEST LIGHTING COMES TO YOUR BODY YOU DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH YOU ALL DIE PAINFULLY WHEN YOU SEAT IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR.
I WISH SOMEONE KIDNAPS YOU, FORCED YOU DRINK POISON AND LOCK YOU UP UNTIL YOU DIE!
I WISH YOU FALLEN DOWN FROM STAIR AND YOUR BACKBONE BROKEN PERMANENTLY SO YOU WILL BE BED RIDDEN FOREVER.
I WISH YOU LOSE IN FOREST WITH NO ELECTRONIC DEVICES AND POISON SNAKE BITES YOU. YOU WILL DIE AS THERE IS NO HOSPITAL IN FOREST.
I WISH STRONGEST LARGEST EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED IN MID NIGHT WHILE YOU ARE IN DEEP SLEEP THEN YOUR HOUSE WILL BE DESTROYED AND YOU WILL DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH SOMEONE BEATS YOU AND YOU DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH SOMEONE CHOP YOUR FINGERS.
I WISH YOU ALL GET TORTURED BY SEXY TALLER WOMAN.
I WISH YOU SHOT YOURSELF ACCIDENTALLY WHILE YOU HOLD A GUN.
I WISH YOU ALL GET CHOKED AND DIE.
I WISH YOU ALL GET RAPED BY A SEXY TALLER WOMAN.
IT IS NOTHING WRONG FOR WOMAN TO RAPE A MAN.
I WISH SEXY WOMAN RAPE BY USING WOMAN ON TOP (COWGIRL SEX POSTITON) IN A TIGHT WAY THAT YOUR PENIS WILL BE BROKEN.
I WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GETS EBOLA AND DIE!!!
I WISH SOMEONE THROW YOU FROM TALLER BUILDING AND YOU DIE PAINFULLY.
I WISH SOMEONE PUT YOUR HEAD TO ROPE SO THAT YOU DIE PAINFULLY
REDDIT WOULD BE FINISHED BY ME.
I WILL KEEP MESSING THIS BOARD UNTIL I GOT A GIRLFRIEND.

I AM SO SAD BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
I AM ALONE.
MOST INDIAN PARENTS TELL THEIR DAUGHTER THAT DON'T INTERACT TO OPPOSITE SEX UNTIL THEY ARE FORCED MARRIED TO CONSERVATIVE STUPID MAN.
I HATE MARRIAGE AND IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.
I BELIEVE LIVE IN RELATIONSHIP

We will win the war
We will do racism against Indian young woman.
THEY MUST SUFFER!!!!!!
Discriminate against them and replace them with Open Minded European/EAST Asian Women
Most Indian women especially young are closed minded and they don't want to hug opposite sex. They are over sensitive and defective.
I prefer my girlfriend to be European or Asian women.
I like Indian women or black women
But Indian women are defective so it is better to start radicial discrimination against them!!!!!
Indian women are defective!!!
We will replace Indian women population with beautiful european/asian women slowly without violence!!!!!!!!!!

My two forces will be mess this subreddit until I got girlfriend.
I have two force.
M5 - guards main area of my house.
M6 - guards other area of my house.
Powerful forces.
The force is powerful!!!!!!!! :) :)
THE FORCE IS ALWAYS THERE!!!
The force is there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Plug appliance wrong outlet, bad idea...yes much bad idea!

120VAC appliance go BOOM. Smoke.. maybe fire! Voltage potential too great for components. Electric arc maybe, yes danger!

sampled the fbi knocking on his door, absolute madman

On #InternationalMensDay let us remember that the suicide rate among men is unacceptably high, and that the leading cause of men's suicidal thoughts is people who won't STFU and go bother somebody else

Today I learned that a) Hebephilia is a thing and that b) it is not an unhealthy attraction to Sarah Silverman or Fran Druscher.

I'm not sure about fart but while defacation the rectal pressure is about 55mmHg ~ 1.06PSI Edit: the urge to defacation occurs at 18mmHg of rectal pressure Source: I'm a doctor

"A rootless minority that survives entirely through predatory, non-productive activities."

The government hates competition.

that's dumb, jesus can just slide his hand right off the dick and the cross, the ballsack should have been treated as the head of the nail, holding his hand against the post

I've lived in Japan for ten years and I can confirm that 'Omedetou gozaimasu' is JP for 'All gays must die'. The virtue signalling mistranslation is a conspiracy started by SJW Sailor Moon fans in an attempt to culturally whitewash the greatest and straightest nation in the world

15 USC §§2614(1), 2615(b)(1) & 40 CFR §795.250(c)(6)(ii)(C)(8) make it a federal crime to refuse to check whether pregnant lab rats get diarrhea when testing the neurotoxicity of a chemical under the Toxic Substances Control Act.

Tickling is a pornagraphic fetish, but its usually consensual. The stuff going on in this documentary is fucked up even to the fetish enthusiasts, because it breaks a ton of ethics.

THOT = That Hoe Owes Taxes

AFAICT, buttplug-js and @buttplugio related node libraries and applications are not affected by the event-stream and flatmap-stream takeover issues on npm. That said, continue putting javascript in your butt at your own risk.

>Is anyone aware for what purpose leftists are pushing this global warming issue so hard? How does it benefits them?

having a habitable planet to continue living on i think

A world that’s like dnd but magic is in the form of crushed up crystals that the wizards have to snort

Do what you will with this idea