Sharks aren't even mammals, you imbecile.
okay, but shark girls are hawt
well the hawt ones are hawt
i'm just horny okay
favorite 2hu artist tweeted that his ass was bleeding and hasn't said anything since
I hope he's ok
on the other hand 2019 is wild
his own mother probably doesn't even know his ass is bleeding but some NEET american on the other side of the world at 3 am does and wished him well for it
fuckin bonkers mates
I shouldn't have read the lyrics to Deadly Valentine, it was better when it was a french lady singing in unintellegible english.
Say what you want about PC gaming, but I shouldn't risk cutting myself when assembling fucking consumer-level electronics, what the shit. At least I didn't bloodied up the motherboard.
>>12
Lord Carmack demands blood sacrifice as tribute in exchange for a consistent 120 FPS.
> YouTube
> uTu
> heyyyyyyyyyyy what's up it's ya boy fr00t snax uTu
notices influencer owo whos this
Perhaps.
thelististructure
THANOS CAR
http://tanasinn.info/index.php?title=Special:Contributions/TheSuperMagnesium&offset=&limit=500
has there ever been anyone so devoted to poorly documenting history and geography on an abandoned comedy wiki no one reads?
>>21 the SAoVQ link is now a spam blog that looks like some effort was put into it... unless you look at the logo spelling it "secre tarea", which is a style of DADDYCOOL THE VIPPE Rbut then I checked around and it's not an easter egg, guess we didn't payhim enough :(
If SAoVQ had become a member of the United Nations and appointed members to key positions, DADDYCOOL could have been the secretariat of VIP quality.
I have spent entirely too much effort today trying to figure out how to pirate a game from 2004. Can't find a keygen and think it's reasonably unlikely someone ever made one. The one serial I found is most likely only compatible with the initial version, which I can't find; if I set the system clock to when the serial is valid (which is before the findable version was released), the registration part will confirm that it's valid and accept it, then when that dialog box is closed the game will yell a rejection message and quit. I'm not quite 1337 enough to get any useful information out of a disassembly, and not rich enough to have the really nice tools for poking at things.
/shrug
>>24 I tried being 1337 enough several times throughout my life, I think by now I've sour-grapes'd myself into facing a reality that there are good reasons there aren't really that many people who can do anything meaningful with disassembled code.
HEY HEY HEY
I'M A MAN WEET A PLAHN
Let's get FUCKED UP!
sad
lonely
broke
and now also freezing
falling asleep in a snowbank with a bottle of everclear doesn't sound so bad anymore
so what I'm getting is that if I want to get laid I have to learn to pretend to enjoy alcohol
I deserve this.
gay porn looking like a renaissance painting
I want to start a shoegaze band
God why is my nose hair so FUCKING itchy? Does no one else experience itchy nose hair??
I hear nice things about radare2
>>34
Do you like pulling the closest to nostrils out with your fingers?
Microsoft doesn't indulge on masturbatory navel-gazing philosophical though experiments such as ship of theseus, so if you change your motherboard, it's a new computer and your license is not valid.
Anti-intellectualism as justification for being a capitalism apologist? That's a paddlin'
That tilde guy's site... what if it meant to be an allusion to "masturbate"?
>>34
omg I have this exact same problem.
it gets a little better if I trim it but it grows back pretty much instantly
> "youtube oncologist" is a thing
> and it shows up in my recommendations
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
calling my representative to advocate for euthanasia so that youtube, 4-ch, and other websites with terminal cancer can die with dignity
open source gacha game
(an idea so cursed i'm considering touching it)
We must have a lot more users than I thought. Since I posted the illegal scam link yesterday my site got 140 unique visits, which is 140 more than normal.
why have john 3:16 at a sports game when you could have revelation (of john) 3:16 at a sports game
16 So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth.
vc: wow
>>52
Aren't you the same guy who decides to throw this exact tantrum, unprovoked, every couple of months? Just go away.
If not, please feel free to show me, random internet stranger, the error of my ways, so that I may cease poisoning you with my toxins.
Politely asking my cancer cells to leave my body before they kill me.
You probably think that post is about you. Don't you? Don't you?
>>54
The original toxic post was a joke, it's derived from the youtube oncologist post above. Nobody is toxic here, we hadn't got a single flamewar in months, we all love each other and we love you too.
All of you shut up or I'm saying his name three times in the mirror.
I kinda want one of those novelty tentacle dildos, but they're so expensive...
<3
Properly detecting and conveying sarcasm through text is hard
hi i'm >>43 and a degree-holding website oncologist
youtube has aggressive, malignant cancer marked by periods of intense rage and an inability to control its bowels, while 4-ch has a slowly decaying tumor of the userbase that has caused it to fall into a near comatose state with just enough mental activity that its loving parents refuse to discontinue life support
hope that clears things up
As Oscar Wilde used to say, the only thing worse than being in a near-comatose state is not being in a near-comatose state, arf arf
for real though, I miss the time when youtube poops were good
This guy makes old-style youtube poops, and appears to be active. Last video was last week.
https://www.youtube.com/user/iteachvader/videos
Your mom is so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her.
You're about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon
"I beg your pardon" is a correct way of saying it, isn't it?
Why do I have "I beg you a pardon" firmly lodged in my head?
MOTHERFUCK this is surprisingly hard
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
> In his essay "A Nice Derangement of Epitaphs", philosopher Donald Davidson suggests that malapropisms reveal something about how people process the meanings of words. He argues that language competence must not simply involve learning a set meaning for each word, and then rigidly applying those semantic rules to decode other people's utterances. Rather, he says, people must also be continually making use of other contextual information to interpret the meaning of utterances, and then modifying their understanding of each word's meaning based on those interpretations.[31]
AFAICT most study of how the brain and memory works since then has largely supported this argument. We are running around less with a dictionary in our heads, and more like poorly remembered versions of its citations.
>>69
eyyyyy are you a francesco from da italiano bistro, he makes da gooda calzone
printing hello world is so easy, it's just a matter of string->u8vector standard-output-port 1 dig port-write
also monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors
what's the problem
20 GOTO 10
I feel like using Tumblr makes me hate Jews more.
Tell me about your bones.
I am the Bones of Creation.
Every day since I've left that place I've been thanking myself for it.
I mean yeah, everyone is entitled to an opinion. What they aren't entitled to is having their opinion be respected or taken into consideration when it's clear they know nothing about the thing they have an opinion on.
>Consistent accounts are given that Jeannefs hair was short and black, that she had brown eyes and her complexion was dark and sun-burnt. As Jeanne arrived in Chinon, Philip of Bergamo said, eshe was short as to her stature.f
>The people of Domremy testified that Jeanne [...] had brown eyes and her complexion was dark and sun-burnt. As Jeanne arrived in Chinon, Philip of Bergamo said, eshe was short as to her stature.f
>According to Jean DfAulon, Jeannefs steward, who often helped her to get in and out of her suit of armor and slept many times in the same room as Jeanne, described her as being beautiful, strong, and well-formed (shapely).
>Every description of Jeannefs hair was that it was short and black. Her eyes were described as glarge, dark, and graveh.
Why is she so consistently portrayed in fiction as almost the exact opposite (tall, pale, long blonde hair, thin and delicate) of how she actually looked? Looking especially hard at you, Nasuverse.
There is also a sort of idealization regarding "what features do Westerners have that Asians don't that is found attractive" so the probability of an idealized character being blond(e) / blue eyes is very high. To augment >>82, Rose of Versailles is probably the work most responsible for cementing this archetype, especially as regards attractive androgynous female badasses (which the Nasuverse is absolutely infested with in case you didn't notice lol, but it's seriously an oft-cited influence to this day).
Many (certainly not all) haafu in anime are portrayed with that combo despite that a majority of Westerners aren't blonds and by animu logic they might not "actually" be blond just like their classmate might not "actually" have pink hair. (When we're going with idol/mahoushoujo crap, yellow-themed girls tend to be the onee-san type, for example, so it may not have anything to do with Western genes). High school genetics even claims it's impossible barring a very unlikely mutation--that's not the whole picture, but let's just say I've never heard of either trait occurring in someone who has, for sure, a 100% Asian and a natural blond or blue-eyed parent; granted, I don't look very hard, but I do live (and grew up) in one of the areas they are most likely to exist.
if cats are liquid then that means they don't shed, they evaporate, which is consistent with my observations of "not fucking being able to own black clothes unless i keep them in a sealed bag"
Oh, so Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure actually got it right.
>>83
Yeah, Rose of Versailles definitely came to mind, but doesn't literally have Jeanne d'Arc as a character (AFAIK) so I didn't theorize about it.
That said FGO features the Chevalier d'Eon too and there's obviously a healthy heaping of Oscar in that character design, although also a healthy heaping of moeblob.
Probably some Oscar in the original Saber too, who lead to all these other blondies.
It carries out and/or is w
It's so easy to get lost.
Remember when Placebo swapped Joan of Arc's hearing aid for a Sega Mega Drive? It still melted
>>86 heh, I'm just a loserific consumer of Japanese crap and that sort of archetype is one of my less disgusting fetishes, so I've had time to think about such things ._.;;
Incidentally, I did just literally start FGO. The old-school troll in me says there is no actual point to continuing past the first scenario, since (SPOILER) even once you filtered out the "first one's free" mobile game dose like easy energy and Babby's First 10-pull (ACTUAL SPOILER BUT SOME Y'ALL READ VERY FAST) you get bestgirl, lose worstgirl, find out the world has already ended, and never have to face not getting your preferred gacha waifu. Like Christmas morning.
The Secret Area is currently down
It's back, I guess?
I don't have a soundloud but hek out my OOL FREE RINGTONES
>>90
The old-school troll in me wholeheartedly agrees that Cú Chulainn (Caster) is bestgirl.
today is my first day of work ever in my life
i'm 24, almost 25
rip to the NEET life, feels like the real end of an era. those dreamlike days are never coming back.
I am your goddess.
>>95 You never know. When I started work I was disappointed to no longer be NEET, but actually I was surprised by finding a fun job that paid well. After a few years the company folded, and I was a NEET again but even better because I'd saved a stash of cash. No more hassle writing up my jobseekers diary to get the dole! Take it easy a while and then another job will appear. And then they might make cuts and you find yourself unemployed again.
my vocabulary level be like, I know the word "rede" but I also can't formulate a thought without using "like" about 50 times
A woman whom you know to possess multiple dildoes that're at most as large as your penis, will surely also have several larger ones hidden away.
Hydrox? Sure, I'll eat 'em while watching my Betamax tapes.
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