>>796
The only solution I can see is to have several other magical "girls" coerce him into it with their powerful magic.
I put 9 eggs into this salad, but then somehow I ate 9 eggs? What the fuck‽
I'm down for environmentally conscious trash metal.
guy sent me a dick pic and then i tried to get him to watch TNG
that means we're basically dating now right
you have to eat all the eggs
gosh do you guys not know what egg salad is
it's like mashed up hardboiled eggs with mayo and mustard, you take a couple spoons of it and put it on a sandwich
Mayo's the best condiment.
Shark with cute girl faces for tits.
>>804
did the dic pick actually work? or was it level 4 sexting already
hatt-baby
>>806 There was no question of what egg salad is, I just thought it was funny that you were surprised at eating the number of eggs you put in it
gosh do you guys not know what potatoes is
boil em mash em stick em in a stew
>>811 i made a big bowl of it expecting to have a bunch left over to put in the fridge but it's hard to eyeball when you're spooning it out for sandwiches tbh
playing autechre at a house party to own the libs
> How Arya Stark Found Herself by Becoming No One With the Faceless Men
> Presented by Mountain Dew
Person joined a cult for the superpowers and didn't actually become No One and that's how you "find yourself", none of this is creepy or unhealthy btw -PEP ($121.94 / share)
I like my coffee like I like my black people, with milk
magic must defeat magic
i like my women like i like my coffee
i prefer tea
i like my women like i like my coffee
grande latte ice cold frapuccino caramel
Github's automated spam detection just banned me for linking to an external site in a PR. Other people can link (to the same host), but not me. What's the matter, am I on a suspected bot list because I never filled out my real name, location, and hobbies? Do I not Like, Follow, and Subscribe enough fucking dotfile repos? Is my "@replied @to @everyone @with @at @signs and emojis" score too low?
For fuck's sake, if some Silicon Valley dipshit is going to tell me I'm not wearing enough flair while I fix bugs in other people's code, I'd better be getting paid for it.
Boobs are nice.
can’t watch the jojo part 5 anime without thinking about how gayer it got
elaborate clone of a shut-down piracy site that sends you to an malware link shortener that sends you to FBI.gov
well played
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody!
Jk I don't like steak, but I do love bloody girls
like menstruation or girls with open wounds
You know what, boobs are nice.
singers named "MC x" but reading it like it was a scottish surname
McRide
McHammer
McA
>>825 Both! One of my hottest sexual experiences was a busty 16yo nymph riding me on her period, she had a crazy screaming orgasm as I filled her with my cum, and then she sprang up and squarted blood and cum and endometrium all over my chest, and then slid all over me in it while she kissed me. So filthy for such a cute little angel! She made me carve my name into her thigh with a razorblade and then fuck her again too, which I did on condition she carve her name into my leg. Ah memories...
I often have trouble finding the ctrl V thread because at first glance almost every thread on here looks like out of context kopipe
Woah, the last Star Wars ever! This'll be good.
speedos are comfy as fuck, i've been memed into boxers for the last time
plus it feels like i'm wearing cute panties that keep everything in place instead of having my balls slapping me in the leg with every step barely concealed behind a curtain of fabric
>>829
by training our natural neural network to produce kopipe, we become the kopipe
entire families here. Family of eating.
Extra green onion.
That's right, extra sauce."
Who in the banner hanging from the latest trend among us vets is the latest trend among us vets is that you'll be a tad higher. This is the banner hanging from the latest trend among us vets is this, extra sauce."
Who in the vet's way of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you order the extra-large." God I was an insane number of eating.
Extra green onion.
That's right, extra sauce nowadays, you order this all out loud.
There're
w and it is carryout
dickerson? i hardly know 'im!
> just level euryale 4head
you still have to have a proper team with some other leveled guys and maybe also not get royally dicked around 10 times in a row by RNG just trying to get your second NP
true, command spells would've been nice here
oh well at least that bit's over
finally finished my plan to watch list, time to take a good long break from anime
Never take a break from anime.
Jesus christ no, that's the wrong pie hole
>>839
... i took a 10 year break from anime, the exceptions that made me regret this are few and far between
It's my fault for not backing up, but I accidentally deleted my browser tab session so I don't remember my backlog for the past two years.
>>842
If it's firefox, not everything is lost!
Come to %AppData%\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\ then
something-something.default\sessionstore-backups
And see if one of the backups are still around.
...I clogged mine so hard the browser won't start up
>>843
Yeah, I have hangups (rimshot) about firefox--trauma from its earliest days, it can feel pretty off on OS X, that sorta thing.
I use Vivaldi. It's fucking buggy as all get out, but it's got some comfy things about it. I switched after Chrome did a few unforgivable things concerning taking options away (that don't really have to do with webkit). Vivaldi's promise is... they try to not do that, basically. But under the hood, it's a lot like Chrome, so I got to keep a lot of my history and stuff.
Again, it's partly my fault. For quitting apps when I knew shit was getting focus-stolen and such. For not having something like Session Buddy when I knew this could happen (hence the manual backup from two years ago). TBH it seems like the sort of feature Vivaldi might just add natively rather than fix bugs, lol.
I use Safari 9! It's my favourite!
Quasimodo needs to lay off the vape.
oh fuck oh shit oh god
Firefox is a battery eater on macos, but it's better-behaved than other browsers on the other OSes in my experience
i don't remember if i disliked boogiepop or if it was just a story i was meh on and strongly disliked the visuals
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
愛されて愛したい
乙女の柱状な欲望
いつの日には目の前に
現れるかな
vc: exume
Everywhere I go I see godless people doing anything they can to fill the gap they obviously are trying to fill. Astrology, conspiracy theory, social justice, good luck charms, law of attraction, moodboards etc. Social media is one giant theosophical stew. Every post is a prayer. Every page is a shrine of wish fulfillment. The other day this girl told me she's really interested in quantum physics (the quacky kind) (well...) and the Hawaiian ho'oponopono. Get a real god already.
Thank you for reading my prayer.
We all sacrifice at the altar of Mammon with every shopping trip, every rent payment, and every tithe.
>>852
Okay, but once I build a Wonder, you only have a certain amount of time to defeat me before I win.
I like swords.
The last banana I needed in gloomy galleon for chunky was in the pirate ship.
Intrusive thought at back of brain: HUNGER FOR NUGGER
Me: e-excuse me, milord?
Though: CHICKEEEEEENNN NUUUUUUGGEEEEERRRR
Me: oh thank god i thought you said
every single pro sports player on social media has a bio like:
Christian | Father | Husband | Center Fielder for the Shattuck Tornadoes | Philippians 3:22 | #sportsball #gocavs
Why do japanese people like the word/s "motherfucker" so much?
God I hate naggers
What the fuck?
>>860
All the vowels are the same in Japanese (mazaafakka-) so it's fun to say.
>>860
i don't know why but foreign speakers tend to use swear words more than native speakers do. i've experienced this with a french native speakers swearing like a sailor in spanish, and several native spanish speakers being enamored with the words motherfucker and shit
Transcendence.
no, i have to shower
in the clown timeline where microsoft is slightly admired with mild caution because people don't expect them to do good, just to fail at doing evil
wish i was pretty and busty
then i'd be a booby trap
Wow, how many different themes from games and movies are named "decisive battle"? Seriously, there are lots of them even if you ignore Final Fantasy.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=decisive+battle+theme
>>870
"Decisive battle" is a pretty unremarkable compound word in Japanese (決戦 which is even the name of a game series as well.) It's a cliche but not in a way where shitloads of composers thought "You know what would be a unique and exciting song name? 'Decisive Battle!'" Instead they thought something more like "Eh I don't really give a shit about this song name, since it's for a big boss battle I'll just call it 'kessen'"
I want to say an English equivalent that conveys the clicheness without the quirky impression of the direct translation is "Last Battle," even though kessen isn't necessarily the last battle.
"Showdown" would be my suggestion if it has to be word for word. It's just not found in existing J-E dictionaries is all.
happiness is a spook
nekomimi moodo deeeeee
http://4-ch.net/language/kareha.pl/1475864701/4-614
is this a wprld record for JISAKUJIEN?
You are also meat.
>>875 fucking nikita is a plague on every board that hasn't banned him yet
I guess this is it, then.
I feel low.
i want to torture you with softly irritating audio for roughly an hour
honey, i fucked the kids
Why am I so horny? My medication is supposed to do the literal opposite of this.
Alleluia, praise the risen lord. Captcha: fise.
to my high school japanese teacher, who had been in the navy, RPG meant something else
>>889
an RPG is just a grenade role-playing as a rocket launcher
these memes be more cursed than cursed boomer memes
>>889
I've noticed there's an interesting subset of foreign Japanese speakers who learned because they were in the military, not because they're weebs.
>>892
Apparently that can get you some extra pay. Though in his case he was a boomer nisei.
Unfortunately, the vagrant catgirl (female) is only into nonconsensual headpats. -more-
(human)
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
>Franklin punned that compared to his ruminations on flatulence, other scientific investigations were "scarcely worth a FART-HING".
a gun that shoots dicks which shoot seed, which is actually just bullets riding inside wads of semen