( LΦ`) hello kids! Be serious please.
(EΝE)@I can't, I'm Roebucks!
( LΦ`) Shave and a haircut, two bits
Please do not make two threads with the same purpose. Please use the search function for atleast an hour before creating a new thread.
(EΝE) Grandpa, shouldn't this be part 4? Or at least 3½?
( ί ί) I claim this thread in the name of mittens!
( LΦ`) such grazen will not be tolerated in here this thread.
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( LΦ`) I'll wait till you all go away
<@EΝE> I am not going to leave my own thread!
<EΝE@> Oh, another new thread! BRB!
(EΝE) Grandpa, what happen to Part 1 and Part 2 of ( LΦ`) Grandpa [SANE]?
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( LΦ`) I'll wait
(Ν) SPARTACUS WILL NEVA DIE
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( LΦ`) The grey-ey'd morn smiles on the frowning night,
Chequering the eastern clouds with streaks of light;
And flecked darkness like a drunkard reels
(EΝE) Ay, those attires are best:--but, gentle nurse,
I pray thee, leave me to myself to-night;
For I have need of many orisons
To move the heavens to smile upon my state,
Which, well thou know'st, is cross and full of sin.
(EΝE) Sanepa, how do you pronounce pwned?
( LΦ`) You don't. And if I ever hear you say "Lawl" I'll have you retroactively aborted. Your mother still listens to my advice, unlike some people I know!
(EΝE) lal
( LΦ`) Junior, one of the biggest obstacles in the search for truth is other people, especially those who make fun of themselves.
i@MnLj Hm, the fridge over here isn't half bad.
( LΦ`) The last of my thread goes down with the rest of those intelligent contributors of dqn.
i@MnLjNo sense letting all of this food go to waste, then. Pardon me...
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(EΝE) I sure am off the ball today. Oh well, 50.
( LΦ`) If you ever are in a discombobulated state, do state your perplexion junior, I'm here for you.
(EΝE) I downgraded my Grandpa verion so I can use homebrew and emulators on it again.
( LΦ`) >C:___
(EΝE) >C:format grandpa /q
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( LΦ`) ACCESS DENIED
( LΦ`) >C:___
( LΦ`) I'm write-protected, you nub.
(EΝE) I TAKE OUT MY HOLE PUNCH AND then FORMAT C: /q /u
(ίΝί) Put me in the air and my speed will lead;
All in the shine like a miracle weed.
I just won't stop wit' them treasures with me;
Said it before, I was born to be.
( LΦ`) What's a hole punch going to do to a C: drive, kiddo?
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(EΝE) ... I like the other Grandpa thread better.
( LΦ`) Comedy is only as good as the straight man, Junior. You have to do a better job of lobbing them over the plate.
(EΝE) Grandpa, who am us anyway?
( LΦ`) We am legion for us is heaps
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(EΝE) Punch holes in it!
( LΦ`) Sonny, is this some imported meme from a very stupid imageboard ? I should put Family Guard Pro Web Filter on your computer.
(EΝE) Sanepa, someone in the "Hi kids!!" thread offered me candy to get in his car. What should I do?
( LΦ`) Have you accepted his offer yet?
(EΝE) I'm holding out for full dental.
( LΦ`) Dammit, I was denied my 1000get!
(EΝE) You were ripped off, Grandpa.
(EΝE) Sanepa, another stupid thread got to 1000. Not only that, there hasn't been a single post in this thread since the beginning of part 5! What should we do?!
( LΦ`) Keep under the radar.
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<€MΝL> kekeke
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Π*ί°ί)
Π*ί°ί) So one day I --
( LΦ`) SHHH!!!
Π*ί-ί) ...
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Π*ί°ί) So one day I --
( LΦ`) SHHH!!!
Π*ί-ί) ...
Π*ί°ί) But you said..
( LΦ`) What is it with kids these days? They wait 50 days and STILL don't finish their sentences.
Π*ί°ί) So one day I --
( LΦ`) SHHH!!!
Π*ί-ί) ...goddammit.
( ί ί) Grandpa, how come your Christmas gifts suck, unlike those from my other grandpa? They look like they came from the dollar store!
( LΦ`) Dollar store? What do you think I am, made of money?
(EΝE) Hey Grandpa! Remember this thread?
(EΝE) Old isn't it? From 1993.