[Part 3] ( LƒÖ`) Grandpa [SANE] (200)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 22:54

( LƒÖ`) hello kids! Be serious please.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5448 16:06

( LƒÖ`) Shouldn't you be packing your bag on a stick and hoboing it out of here?

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5449 01:31

(EÍE) I don't have a stick.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 13:04

(EÍE) Grandpa, is it true that Boney was a warrior AND a terrier?

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 14:42

( LƒÖ`) As much as Paddy was an Irishman.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5616 23:56

(EÍE) Who's Paddy?

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 00:14

( LƒÖ`) Poor Paddy worked on the railway. He was wearing corduroy britches, digging ditches, pulling switches, dodging hitches, he was wrking on the railway.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 01:53

Grandpa, what happened to your legendary threads?

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 02:02

( LƒÖ`) I'm sure they're around here somewhere.

( LƒÖ`) ...

( LƒÖ`) Did I just imagine hearing that question?

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 11:51

( E-E) Take your pills.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 18:27

(EÍE) NO DON'T DO IT!!!

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 20:22

( LƒÖ`) Don't do what now?

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 20:52

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163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5618 02:42

( LƒÖ`) Well, I certainly won't click on that

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5618 05:25

(EÍE) Grandpa, do you think I could write a funny article on the holographic universe and what it means when really smart people get bored of their own work to start having fun with the uneducated masses?

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5618 08:28

( LƒÖ`) Well, I for one resent it when a representative of the people refers to you and me, the free men and women of this country, as "the masses!"

( LƒÖ`) This is a term we haven't applied to ourselves in this country

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 19:44

( EƒÖE) My thread is higher up on the list than yours. Could this mean that I have finally surpassed you in popularity?

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 19:44

( EƒÖE) Oh darn.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 22:28

( EƒÖE) ... or Yayyyyyyy!

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5642 02:44

>>127 ( E-E) I love that game.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 23:23

( LƒÖ`) Shut up, both of you!

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7083 03:31

( E-E) We stopped talking about that stuff four years ago, Cramps. Try to keep up.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 01:44

( LƒÖ`) It's still September. My how time flies.

( LƒÖ`) I remember the old days, when nobody would post on the internet without very good reason, as we had to pay by the byte. I would turn on my acoustic coupler and put on my finest fedora and get down to business.

( LƒÖ`) Back then, flame wars meant something. Not like today.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 03:44

( E-E) You still use Vi from your tube console don't you gramps?

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7084 14:02

(EÍE) Are you kidding? Back in his day, he could make the ol' straight key telegraph sing like the angels!

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 18:21

( LƒÖ`) Nolite arbitrari. Potius, oportet te sentire. Et eritis tanasinn.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7153 18:57

(EÍE) Grandpa, this isn't the captcha thread!

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 00:19

i@MƒnLj Quidquid latine scriptum sit, altum videtur.

i@MƒnLj Item, lol google vertendumque

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 15:21

(EÍE) STOP SPEAKING CHINESE!!

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 15:29

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180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 16:23

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181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 20:46

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before the discovery of moé?

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 21:21

( LƒÖ`) Lonely saps masturbated to Disney characters, Jimmy.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 22:01

(EÍE) Eww! Kimo~i!

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 20:19

S(o;;*≼œ≻;¤;≺œ≽;*o)ƒm 'COME hITHer little bOy & I shall tell YOU about what it MeANS to be kiMO~I.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7560 19:21

(EÍE) Wow, Grandpa, this thread's a real stank bucket.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7561 23:01

( LƒÖ`) I blame you.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7597 17:33

(EAE) Awwwwww.

188 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10247 17:01

( LƒÖ`) Time to bump all the open Grandpa threads!

189 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10247 19:12

(EÍE) Honestly, I think you could've skipped this one.

190 Name: :-^) : 1993-09-10397 13:51

Hey, Clonpa?

191 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10397 15:25

( LƒÖ`) What the heck's a clonpa?

192 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 15:21

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193 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 15:45

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) crisp hat

194 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 15:49

i@MƒnLj who was died? thotely

195 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10494 20:04

(EÍE)@Grandpa, what was life like before we became deathless ghosts of electricity and data, circuiting endlessly throughout the internal universe, knowing neither past nor future but only the eternal searing oblivion of the present?

196 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10501 23:05

( LƒÖ`) Kids these days with their "booyakasha" this and their "wo pah" that and their "tchaw" yon

( E-E) Those kids are pushing 40 if not more

197 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10506 23:20

(E‚`E) Grandpa! Hitler dood! Wat nou?@

198 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10566 13:33

( LƒÖ`) They don't show panties in anime like they used to

199 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10569 07:35

(EÍE) Grandpa... I'm gay.

200 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10569 07:58

( LƒÖ`) All the cocks in the world won't live up to an old-fashioned 200GET.

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