It was my birthday today, and I turned 18. So far I have:

• Apply for Selective Service. Why did I mention this? Because pretty much every guy I asked the above question responded with this -- for several people, it was the first thing that came to mind. wtf?

• Buy cigarettes, I might try smoking, but it's pretty unlikely I will. Too expensive :/

• Get a handgun permit. I will do this, but I have no money to buy gun, so it's useless right now.

• Go to a strip club. Waste of money, I have interbutt.

Anything I can be happy about, or should dread?