What can you do when you turn 18? (117)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 03:06

It was my birthday today, and I turned 18. So far I have:

  • Apply for Selective Service. Why did I mention this? Because pretty much every guy I asked the above question responded with this -- for several people, it was the first thing that came to mind. wtf?
  • Buy cigarettes, I might try smoking, but it's pretty unlikely I will. Too expensive :/
  • Get a handgun permit. I will do this, but I have no money to buy gun, so it's useless right now.
  • Go to a strip club. Waste of money, I have interbutt.

Anything I can be happy about, or should dread?

101 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6365 23:11

When you turn 18, you get a full right to be completely crushed and severely depressed. Also it usually comes with unlimited internet access and dimly lit room.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6369 04:02

Nothing!

103 Name: koutag : 1993-09-6392 23:13

dude......... i was born when this thread was started..... now i am 18!

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6394 00:31

>>103
With the unlikely exception of some lolis, everyone on DQN was born when this thread started.

105 Name: ffhbbbgf : 1993-09-6469 15:46

hgffbnbnvgxfft

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6470 03:08

Adulthood sucks―but then it doesn't―but then, it does so once more.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 04:26

posting approximately 17 years later. Hello.

108 Name: Kelllllllly : 1993-09-6588 19:47

I'm gonna go vote and buy lotto tickets!

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6609 12:18

> Apply for Selective Service.

I'm diabetic, so I can't.

> Buy cigarettes

No money.

> Get a handgun permit

I don't plan on owning guns.

> Go to a strip club

I prefer 2D women. And I don't leave the house.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 07:51

Go to prison for fucking an uderaged girl

111 Name: Jesus : 1993-09-6672 18:24

fuck yea im 18 now, time to do the same shit i have always done lol

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 05:14

Become a functioning member of society.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 12:21

>>112, wwwwwww

114 Name: Joey : 1993-09-6694 21:21

Hehe can't wait till next month! I can finally DO SOMETHING EPIC THAT I'VE BEEN DOING FOR YEARS EVEN THOUGH IT'LL BE TOTALLY OKAY I CAN DO IT AND THAT WILL BE AWESOME!

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 02:15

Wish that I was 14 again. . .

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 20:17

>>110 Not if you travel to certain parts of the world.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 20:55

>>115
not if you travel to certain parts of the world [hehe]

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