ITT the previous poster is a panda (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:41

>>0 is a panda

301 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5322 18:47

>>300 is a homosexual panda obsessed with phallic innuendos.

302 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5322 19:28

>>301 Is a homophobic panda

303 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5322 20:04

>>302 is a panda rights activist

304 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5323 18:05

>>303 is a prada

305 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5323 18:11

>>304 is a handbag made from illegally poached panda fur

306 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5323 22:54

305 is an integer

but >>305 is a panda

307 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5323 23:02

>>306 is a floating point panda

308 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 09:57

>>307 is actually a polar bear.

309 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 11:34

>>308 is a lying sack of panda shit!

310 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 11:48

>>309 is the source of all the panda shit in >>308's sack.

311 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 17:23

>>310 cannot grasp the true form of Pandiyas' attack.

312 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 19:52

>>311 is from Pandahar, Coreanidastan.

313 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5324 23:10

>>312 Was locked up the the Pandahar prison because he attempted to have sex with a panda cub.

314 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5339 14:09

>>313 is a default Panda

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5339 16:35

>>314 tainted his fur brown to infiltrate the bear section

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 12:41

>>315
おはＰＡＮＤＡ！

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 18:13

>>316
Panned in Panada

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 18:22

>>317 was the panda responsible for 4-ch's downtime.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 21:14

>>318 is the accusing panda panda

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 22:52

>>319 is Pointing Out What Other Pandas Are Doing Panda.

321 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5346 15:50

>>318 was present during 4ch's downtime.

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 02:19

>>321 Was eating bamboo during 4ch's downtime.

323 Name: ICHIII : 1993-09-5347 03:51

>>322
Was eating pandas during 4ch's downtown.
Also, he is a cannibal

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 18:12

>>323 is a panda and is pink positively.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 18:31

>>324 is not a panda, but rather a depiction of a panda.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 19:11

>>325 tastes thoroughly and is a panda

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:11

>>326 It carries out and is Panda.

328 Name: A Thunder Panda : 1993-09-5349 01:32

>>1 is not a Panda.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 02:04

>>327 is a Panda who knows his memes!

330 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5349 10:14

>>329 is a calculating Panda

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 21:06

>>330 Is a literature writing panda.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 03:44

>>331 is less of a Panda than I am

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 04:03

>>332 visits a prostitute and asks if he can perform oral sex on her. The prostitute agrees and >>332 goes ahead. When he's finished >>332 gets up and walks out. The prostitute yells: "Hey, you forgot to pay". >>332 walks back in, takes a dictionary from the shelf and shows her the definition of Panda: "A Panda is an animal that eats bush and leaves".

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 05:11

>>333 clearly knows far too much about Pandas to not be one.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 17:04

>>334 is supportive to the plight of Iraq in a way that only a panda can be.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 22:19

>>335 works towards a free Tibet for the sake of his fellow pandas.

337 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5352 12:35

>>336 is featured in National Geographic Panda DS

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 13:29

>>337 can't help but rumble in a sexy pandalike fashion whenever an attractive pandette passes his way.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 18:58

>>338 Bit into a green plastic pipe, because he is a Panda with weak eyesight.

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 02:30

>>339 Wears a Pandana

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 03:58

>>340 is a firefox

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 15:52

>>341 is so ronery because nobody touches the red panda.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 21:49

>>342 Is black and white but is considered a red panda because >>342 is part of the communist party.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 02:29

panda, panda, panda, panda, pan
panda!
panda, panda, panda, panda, pan
china!
panda, panda, panda, panda, pan
i like!

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5371 01:07

I admit it.
I am a Panda.
I'm an endangered black and white bastard.
I eat barely digestible bamboo for most of my waking life to make up for my refusal to eat meat.
I have been raised in a cage for the entertainment of primates and as such couldn't manage to enact coitus with a female panda if she pressed her genitals against my face.
But I can't help myself dammit, it's just the way I am.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5371 04:43

>>345
ITT the previous poster is a panda
not you

oh wait

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 11:56

With such limited reasoning, I conclude that >>346 has a brain the size of a Panda brain.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 19:46

>>347
Is eating bamboo.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 20:53

>>348 stalks bamboo.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 21:13

>>349 carried the Panda Olympics' torch through several of his panda towns.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5380 18:41

>>350 applied for the job of carrying the panda torch but withdrew when he found out there would be no bamboo breaks.

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 00:02

When I was young they told us that >>351 was a great man. They said he defeated our enemies, that he won the war and made our people safe again. They said he was a genius. They said he was a hero.

Now I know he was a panda.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 02:10

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG PANDA
>>352
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A PANDA BAND

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:49

>>353 Can't play guitar hero because Panda paws are really lame.

355 Name: A Thunder Panda : 1993-09-5381 22:19

>>354 is a Spinda.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 22:28

>>355 Was kicked out of a fur convention when others realized that the Panda-like appearance was not a disguise.

357 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5385 12:23

>>356 insists on the right to bear arms

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 19:23

>>357 caused an earthquake in a futile attempt at escaping the Sichuan Giant Panda Sanctuary.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 19:29

>>358 is the thunder panda that brought calamity upon Myanmar

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 20:14

>>359 is a McPanda that likes to BurmBurmBurm BurmBurmaIran

361 Name: Piyoko : 1993-09-5386 00:52

Pyo, pyo, pyo...

I like Pandas, pyo.

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 00:50

>>361 Is a Pandaphiliac.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 15:16

>>362 Is one of the few that are legally allowed to have more than one child. However, >>362 hasn't even made the first one.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 17:28

>>363 keeps trying to eat the bamboo flooring.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 18:09

>>364 is voiced by Jack Black.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 06:18

>>1-365 are a yearlong furfags

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 21:38

>>366 is an ultra-panda.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 23:53

>>367 is >>368 and is therefore a panda according to >>369

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 00:06

By the Previous Poster is a Panda Theorem (PPP Theorem), >>368 is a panda.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 00:07

>>370 WAS PHONE! And a panda.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 00:07

>>370
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372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 14:54

>>371 is a panda who's too lazy to sit upright.

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 00:03

>>372 Is a Panda shot by greenpeace for eating an endangered species of bamboo.

374 Name: >>373 : 1993-09-5416 00:09

is a kung fu panda

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 00:10

>>374 is the disney marketing panda that came up with the premise of that film.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 22:14

>>375 Is a Panda that hides cocaine in his white fur.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 20:10

>>376 is http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/246832/

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 17:02

>>377 is http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/35684/

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 20:50

>>378 is http://www.collectiondx.com/gallery2/gallery/d/8811-2/panda_gokin2.jpg

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 20:54

>>379 Is a Panda that was inspired by the movie Dragon Half.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 05:07

>>380 is the Panda Express

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 10:33

>>381 is so panda he shits bamboo

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 14:42

>>382 eats, shoots and leaves.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 00:53

>>383 Landed tail first on a bamboo pole, and enjoyed it.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 01:02

>>384 is the greatest, best panda God has ever given man on the face of the Earth.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 01:12

>>385 is a panda that caused all other pandas to not want to mate that often

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 23:14

>>386 was the first to witness the actions of >>385

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 13:46

>>387 sits in trees

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 16:48

>>388 drops from trees. Just like in Australia.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 19:26

>>389 drops from Australia. Just like in trees.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 20:12

>>390 is the spokespanda for Cherry Panda Throat Drops.

392 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5433 15:18

>>391 is http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3075/1216216121166ry5.jpg

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 18:04

>>392 loves Tanaka Reina!!! ^^

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 18:08

>>393 used to eat meat, but then inexplicably changed diets to pure bamboo, which it has a hell of a time digesting.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5433 20:50

>>394 used to eat pure bamboo, but now he settles for the processed garbage.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 01:03

>>395 makes friends with raccoons.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 01:34

>>396 makes dinner with raccoons. And minced onions.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 01:40

>>397 suffers a trauma from it's previous hunter torture.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 02:34

>398 is enslaved in a plantation deep in Xinjiang for the purpose of milking panda bile, a traditional aphrodisiac

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 03:07

>>400 Is the government's secret biological weapon against US but turns out as a failure and turns berserk, eating 30 researchers, civilians and armed forces, destroying the whole research facility along with it.

400 GET!
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