ITT the previous poster is a panda (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:41

>>0 is a panda

950 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8295 09:51

In the greater scheme of things, >>949 is nothing but a panda.

951 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8296 16:51

Despite all his rage, >>950 is still a panda in a cage.

952 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8296 17:00

Despite all his tears, >>951 is still a panda chugging beers.

953 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8296 17:35

Aeons come and go, stars live and die, but >>952 will forever be a panda.

954 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8300 13:51

Pandas came and went

955 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8300 18:44

>>953 and >>954, being pandas, were among them

956 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8300 18:59

>>955 often lies awake at night wondering if maybe, deep down, he might be a panda.

957 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8301 04:39

>>956 is just doing things pandas do, panda things.

958 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8301 04:41

>>957 is all about being a panda

959 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8301 22:22

Im looking for a panda, it cant be akai (thats japanese for red) or any Ailuridae color. It has to be of 2 or more iro (thats japanese for 2 colours) and has be be kyodai (giant) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be between >>957 and >>959. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching bamboo holder (WITH bamboo). OH! and it CANNOT have any libido, or be making baby pandas. It has to be celibate, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a panda similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 iro, and i dont want my kuro (black parts) to cover the whole surface (it can get lost in the dark and i would not like that, plus 2 colours looks more kawaii)

960 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8304 09:15

>>959 is a panda with a lot to say

961 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8304 10:21

>>960 sexually identifies as a panda.

962 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8330 17:06

>>961 is embarrassed about being a panda, so >>961 identifies in trans-species.

963 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8330 17:51

>>962 is a worthless stinking flearidden piece of shit panda.

964 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8330 18:37

>>963 is just a normal panda.

965 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8330 18:57

>>964 is a left-handed panda that picks its nose.

966 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8331 07:34

Under the IUPAC nomenclature, the official name of >>965 is "a panda".

967 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8382 16:43

>>966 Loves Beijing Tienanmen.

968 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8382 18:25

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969 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8384 04:20

Please disregard >>968, he is a panda who likes unnecessarily bloated encodings.

970 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8384 08:40

>>969 is a lobster. Wait, no panda! I meant panda! I'm always getting those two mixed up.

971 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8384 13:50

>>970 eats, shoots and leaves.

972 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8384 16:08

Like, oh my god, >>971 is literally a panda! Can you believe it?

973 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8386 08:06

>>972 The one who says "panda" is the panda! Paaaandaaa!

974 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8386 17:18

>>973 is a free range panda.

975 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8387 01:04

>>974 needs a cookie to see the panda.

976 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8387 02:24

>>975 doesn't mind being a panda one bit.

977 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8387 06:29

>>976 looks like a panda, he walks like a panda, but he can't speak because he is a panda

978 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8387 08:50

>>977
Is purportedly the gatekeeper for a large amount of free lolicon porn, but no one has ever gotten past him to find out.

979 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8387 12:23

>>978 was a panda in the past and will be a panda in the future.

980 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8388 20:22

>>979
Has 50% chance of being a black panda with white spots and another 50% chance of being a white panda with black spots.

981 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8388 22:04

>>980 is black, white and Asian.

982 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8389 12:31

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983 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8389 15:44

>>982 is looking for his panDAD

984 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8390 19:00

>>983 is constantly malnourished because they only eat the worst part of the bamboo, making procreating difficult and most pregnancies are self-terminated due to stress, a mistake of nature and evolution that has all this effort and money go into keeping them alive because tbey're "cute" and a symbol of a nation.

985 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8390 20:23

>>984 is a self hating panda.

986 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8394 09:01

>>985 is the mother of all pandas.

987 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8414 15:54

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The previous poster
Belongs in a zoo

988 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8414 19:02

"I am a panda!"
　　　　 -- >>987, 1993-09-8414

989 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8417 11:21

>>988
AOL keyword: panda

990 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8418 01:30

>>989 avoids the topic of pandas as if he had something to hide.

Something like his panda heritage!

991 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8418 10:56

>>990 doesn't beat around the bush! Unless it's a bamboo bush, in which case he beats around it trying to find the tastiest part.

992 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8420 16:55

>>991 is not a member of an endangered species!

993 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8421 14:33

Hear ye, hear ye! >>992 is a panda!

994 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8422 19:17

>>993 is a panda. I know that's no big deal, heck, we all are. But for >>993, it goes beyond that.

995 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8422 21:41

>>996
No I'm not! >>994 is the panda here, not me!

996 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8422 21:43

>>995 is an insecure panda.

997 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8422 21:52

>>996 wants to show the world what a panda is truly capable of.

998 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8422 22:19

>>997 is scheduled to eat bamboo for the next 2 hours

999 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8422 22:21

>>998 is not actually a panda at all.


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