4-ch shines with the collection of stuff we really know about. Feel free to add.
-women generally wear high heeled shoes in bed
-nurses in hospitals do not need to have similar uniforms at all
-there is a holy sequence of order in copulation which is always the same. Therefore the good part always starts around halfway of the movie.
-all women without exception are thrilled if you squirt over their clean clothes or hair.
-as long as women get pleasured they are unaware or do not care about the gender of her partner(s)
-about fifty percent of all women do not wear panties
-there exists no such woman that uses tampons.
Hermaphrodites (futanari) have no balls but can spurt semen like forever.
There's no point in using lubrication during buttsex. Ever.
(also >>101 you silly wabbit, semen doesn't come from the balls. Sperm cells do, but that's like 1% of the entire emission.)
There's a time for this and a time for that. Also there's always time for sex, especially if a cameraman is present.
All lesbians secretly want the cock, and instantly become bisexual the moment a well-hung man enters the room.
All lesbians are femme. Butch lesbians are a myth, and do not exist.
It is not uncommon for your penis to suddenly warp from vagina hole to ass hole and your partner will be totally unphased by this switch.
For a man that needs sex with multiple anonymous partners, pizza delivery is one of the best career choices.
If your shower is broken, go to the incredibly attractive girl next door's house. She'll be alone, horny, and let you use her shower.
>>109
Actually that is a real thing. My friend tried it on five different dorms, and after talking his way out of being reported on the first four tries, this horrendously disgusting but nevertheless member of the female species accepted his offer.
No matter how many dicks they take, all women's vaginas are eternally tight.