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>>306 is an ugly old diseased pregnant NEET dirty crack-whore residing illegally in the country. And still trying to leech welfare instead of kicking the bucket!
>>308 has to point out his "insult" to get people to notice him, while he cries about his horrendously low self esteem.
>>312 spent his childhood getting whored out by his mom for crack.
>>315 spent his whole life chasing after a particularly stupid dream.
>>323 isnt DQN quality, instead, is far inferior VIP quality.
>>326 bathes his dick in cold old green tea to make it less sensitive and harder
>>330 cant think up a real insult.
>>337 Is not elite enough for the superstructure.
>>339 Wishes he was a panda.
>>341 was once mistaken for a stick of bamboo by a panda due to his sickly green and stick-like appearance.
>>352 doesn't even know you're supposed to get chili on your nachos bell grande.
>>353 thinks Nachos Bel Grande was a battle in the Mexican-American War.
>>354 Was in the Yoshinoya not long ago, for the sole reason that it was 150 Yen off.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud!
>>355 Cracked a grin and couldn't resist a little giggle when he posted that Yoshinoya rant reference. Exited, he emitted a tiny droplet of urine in the process.
>>355 regularly calls toll-free numbers on receipts for fast food restaurants to voice his dissatisfaction.
>>358 types so quickly that he often leaves out important letters and punctuation, thus obscuring his intended message.
>>359 Hires a panda to type for him because hes too fat to reach the keys.
>>361 calls the helpdesk of his ISP several times a day to hear voices of women talk to him.
>>362 Cant afford a phone or internet and accesses DQN by mail.
>>365 downloads guides to shits of the world on the internet, and then buys them off ebay.
>>368 is so fat he cannot jump.
>>374
Uses SCUMM to play monkey island instead of buying the game and playing it normally.
>>375 only bought Monkey Island because he thought it was a beastiality movie
>>378 doesn't get off to pandas, even though he is one himself.