>>814 received a letter expressing what would happen if he still turned up
>>823 wears nausea-inducing quantities of cheap cologne. I think I'm going to be ill. May I borrow your hat?
>>825 has a picture of himself in the dictionary - right beside "fartface"
>>839 released the emergency mittens just because he was bored.
>>851 lives a completely boring life with no danger and, therefore, no fun.
>>860 told himself after posting: "Vice versa, I ain't no nigga"
>>886 has been a chronic disbeliever of wacky claims ever since his brother died in a boating accident.
>>889 is confused about the proper usage of sequential quoting
FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE!!!! This thread has been derailed.