Bust a cap in yo ass, you old hag.
Niggaz that wanna hang with >>117-kun, bring the rope
The only way you hang is by the neck nigga choke
Please don't speak of "niggaz" no more,
it's a dull and rather lacklustre chore,
let's get back to the quality of yore.
No more blastin' niggaz with a smooth-bore,
No more of the east-versus-west war,
No more whorin' out with a filthy whore,
or four.
No more cruisin' with bitchez on a shore,
No more hold-ups in a liquor store,
No more bodies dropping on the floor,
not anymore.
I don't want to once again implore
but you really make my anger roar
and I will show you that I'm hardcore.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My name is mittens
and I don't give a shittens
I'm the bringer of doom like it is writtens
I fuck'n roll with kittens
fucking ghetto-ass kittens
with their mittens
uh, eyes are moisteneds
I'm fuck'n mittens
dude man your rhymes are so phail
you're like a blind male with no braille
it's like you're havin' a mayday sale
in israel with flails and chain mail
you ain't movin' up the pay scale
and the boss is on your frail tail
cuz you ain't locatin' the holy grail
you know the forecast for today's hail
so you'll skip your plans for collecting gray shale
and watch a show about a saved whale
...
but yeah before my lines get way stale
think imma bail and read my mail while i sail
This thread is so fail, are you all lovers of male?
penis
cleanex
yo, where's the kleenex
gotta extract this binhex
and watch two scenes' sex
with a stego and a t-rex
purple
nurple
durple hurple what the fuck
( ・ω・) Squeeks let me in on this rap boy
( ・ω・) You know me and my ploy:
( ・ω・) To get DQN rapping like some little black kitten,
( ・ω・) Because that shit really turns on Mittens.
One little cat
wanted to chat
he chased no rat
just on table sat
and damn, kitty was fat
fat like a turd
white like a nerd
flying like a bird
damn booners in my DQN
BLAST DA NIGGAZ
FUCK DA HATERZ
WE GHETTO DICTATORS
CAP ASSES OF TRAITORS
sometimes me dick gets yellow
i play a game of othello
i pick up the phone and say hello
you put it down and say say hell no
all across the board
your moves make me bored
go play chinese checkers
you chinky home wrecker
yoyoyo homies i got a story
worth writing in a diary
once upon a time
i thrust vector'd on a dime
holding my gun sideways
had to aim, but my brain wasn't operating anyways
shot the bitch in the foot
actually it just hit the floor, I don't give a toot
went to the toilet to take a dump
it was long and plump
1.2.123 YO!
Chicky-chick BABY!
Make me go KABOOM!
Can ya digit LADY!
Oh my Lovefire!
Comin' to ya SOON!
Sitting on the PC
Life should be so easy
But I got CV's to send a way
So I can be rid of these bills I got to pay