( J ・ ω ・)I require more features to differentiate me from other more acceptable characters.
(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) No, this isn't a character thread, but that's OK. We all make mistakes sometimes. I like mittens.
( ・ ω ・) huff huff...had to...get up today...too much work...
(・∀・) .. Oh, I get it. The joke is that he gets fatter and fatter each time you post him.
( ・ ω ・ ) I was having a great time dancing, until the CD at the radio station skipped.
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( . ω . ) Much better. ⊂ ⊂彡
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( ・ω・) Hi there. My name is Clonepa.
DIEFATSOｳｾﾞ━━━━ヽ( `皿´ )ﾉ━━━━!!
(・∀・) Clonepa, when did you get an afro?
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（ ( ・ω・) The radiation seems to have mutated my hair. Or something, I don't know science.
( . ω . ) That was a fart which spontaneously transformed into an afro via Badart's law of ASCII uncertainty.
( . ω- . ) well, time for a smoke. Please light it for me, since my fingers are so fat, a lighter will be absorbed into my fat rolls.
( ´ω`)っ-̾ Smoking is bad for you, fatass.
( . ω- . ) But you're smoking, and you're old.
( ´ω`)っ-̾ But at least I'm not fat.
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／ ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼ ＜Hey there Fatpa!
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／ ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼ ＜But I thought you were blind!
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