( ・ω・) I'm only joking, it's me, Clonepa. Haha, fooled you.
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／ ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼ ＜Oh yeah, but im not Sonny either!
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( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!
( ・-・) Only in September can a thread like this get to 25 posts. 25get.
( . ω . ) someone please find me a bedpan! I can't walk 10 feet to the toilet.
（ ﾟ Дﾟ）i will break your face you gay homosexual fag bitch
( ・-・) My, my, my, aren't we the redundant one today?
\（ ﾟ Дﾟ）/ AARRRRGGGGGGGGH!!1
( ・-・) Right, right. Take two of these and call me never.
( . ω . ) I may be fat, you you should see how huge my dick is... If I could only remember the 2 fat rolls it was stuck between.
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( ・ ・)っω==p this is my penis.
( . ω . ) I tripped and fell. I rolled down the mountain that I live on. That is why I am now here again.
Also the snowball effect happened.
( ・ω・) Greetings. People call me... the Clonepa.
( . ω . ) nice to meetcha Clonepa, my name is fatpa and this my thread/toilet
( . ω . ) Yes. could you clean that up for me? I can't bend over and get it because my huge stomach is in the way
( > ω < ) ..HHNNGH
( . ω . ) that too.
(・∀・) Fatpa, how did you expand in girth in the process of taking a poo poo?
( . ω . ) It's my special talent!
(・∀・) But fatpa, aren't you fat enough as it is?
(・∀・) by the time the sun rises on one of your ass cheeks, it sets on the other one. That means you span at least 12 timezones!
( ・ ω ・ ) I am going to get a sex change operation. Do you guys know how much SSBBW pornstars get paid? In addition to that, the producer feeds them all for free!
( ´ω`) I'll tell ya, sonny, if you roll up to me real close like.
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I finally have glasses that fit my fat face. I had to wait months for someone to custom build them
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Dammit, I got fatter, and the glasses didn't get fatter with me.
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I inadvertently turned into an abomination.
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Whenever I feel someone is insulting me, I go to an "Oppai Oppai" thread and see all the people who cheer for my giant boobs.
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What kind of gun do you guys concealed carry?
I carry a 50 BMG
( ・-・) Thanks to you, fatpa, the company I work for will be able to cover my pension, because you will drop dead by the time you collect one pension check.
( ・ - ・ ) I must drown my sorrows by slurping down a tray of Cinnabons!
( ・ ω ・ ) All this fat is going to my head.
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I went to a comic festival with a Twilight Sparkle costume.
Why did everybody think I was a narwhal?
( ・ - ・ ) Buuuuu
( ・ - ・ ) urrrrrrrrrr
( ・ - ・ ) rrrrrrrr
( ・-・) rrrrrp.
( ・-・) Stop that. Nobody will be able to tell us apart.
( ・ ω ・ ) Do these jeans make my crap ass look big?
( ・-・) Nice work. I'm sure the bariatric ward of the hospital has a nickname for you.
( ・ ω ・ ) My name is Fatpa but everyone calls me Fatpa!
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