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( ί ί) I WANNA SAVE THE CHILDREN!
( ί ί) Hey since...nobody's here...
( ˃ ˂) TIME TO STEAL THE OVEN MITTENS!!
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( ί ί) Why, yes, please!
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( E-E) No thanks.
( E-E) No thanks.
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( E-E) No thanks.
( ί ί) Why are you acting so emo all of the sudden, Rei? What's with the attitude? Why can't you be happy? Why do you always have your eyes closed like you're too good to look at the rest of us?
( ί -ί) You have no pupils.
( ί ί) Are you Little Orphan Annie?
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( E-E) No thanks.
( E-E) God you people, I come to this thread which says "MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER" and the first thing I get is "Freshen your cup, hon?"
What the dilliyo?! I have NO CUP, I JUST GOT HERE.
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( E-E) Here's the dealio
Give me a cup. Hell, give me ANYTHING
Or I'll give this thread my lowest score of all. A three
( E-E) out of five.
( E-E) 2.97 out of five, then.
( E-E) Is that specific enough?
( E-E) you know what? nevermind. Just fry up that complaints cat or something, slap it onto some bread, and gimme a GODDAMNED CUP OF COFFEE!!! (> < )
( > <) Here's 10 freakin' dollars!
( LΦ`)
◕ ◡ ◕ Hello, faggots.
( > <) GRAAAAAH!!!! Why did he get a coffee!? I have money!
Whoa whoa whoa! Is Rei actually serving her customers?
What's next? Disembodied voices like me get service?
Well, I better take my place in line behind ( > <)
( ˃ D˂) REI I WANT A SINGLE FRENCH FRY AND DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T SELL THEM I AM ALREADY VERY MAD.
Well maybe tomorrow guys!
( ˃ D˂) I AM GOING TO CAMP OUTSIDE OF YOUR SHOP UNTIL YOU OPEN.
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(E_E)@Its friday night and I am alone. What do suggest rei?
( ˃ ◡˂) Hey Rei do you have a Karaoke machine!?
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(◕ ◡ ◕) Is there any human meat-, er... I mean human flesh on your menu, Rei?
(◕ ◡ ◕) You were a terrible pilot. All your purpose was to get abducted or get hurt and play the victim. Shinji and Asuka did all the real battles. You were just a loli cock-tease. Now go back to your dead end, wetback job.
Baneus Singollo ultimate Denis
Y'got any grits? I could use some grits right now.
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Can I have a submarine sandwich with extra semen?
( LΦ`) Boy! I need a drink- alcoholic, of course.
( LΦ`) good. Can I get a slice of pi with that? I'll pay you $3.14 for it.
Rei, can you be less creepy? The customers are being scared away...
I'm still waiting on my submarine sandwhich with extra semen.
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Fine fine. Just get me the submarine sandwich and I'll add my own semen. Then I'll get out.
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@i L-Ν-j I couldn't possibly drink anymore of that!
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(ίDº) I say, that was frightfully rude. ~sip~
(ίDº) Do I detect a hint of berirubin in this tea?
( E-E) Great. Reis with frickin' pussies on their head are gonna be reason I can't get decent service anywhere.