[REI] May I take your order? [Part V] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 18:58

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Freshen your cup, hon?
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950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 20:13

( E-E) Hey Marty, Rei said she'd take off her top for two nickels. will you do it for free?

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 21:24

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|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@Are you offering to pay me or are you saying I should pay you?
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952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 21:08

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|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@I'll take it off for free. Getting it back on will cost ya.
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953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:24

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Freshen your cup, hon?
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954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 15:50

( E-E) Go for it.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 16:15

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@You want a sinker with that?
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956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 16:26

( E-E) Um, sure.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 18:52

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Skin the duck?
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958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5683 22:43

( E-E) .... okay.

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 14:23

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@One egg or two?
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960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 15:12

( E-E) ...two, I suppose.

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 15:13

( E-E) what are the eggs for?

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 15:16

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Marty, two penguins in a casket!
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963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 15:21

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@That'll be $9.63, pull around to the second window please.
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964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 15:39

( E-E)
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( E-E) ... you don't even have a drive-thru.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 16:35

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, but you don't seem to have a car. We cannot serve you.
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966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 17:16

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Too bad for you, too. The Penguin in a Casket is super tasty.
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967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5684 20:14

Hey Rei, I think your diner is broken.

968 Name: ( 0 0) : 1993-09-5685 16:38

Um Rei? could you prepare me the "Tofu Hell" dish? I like listening to the suffering of others.

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 18:02

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Diner's just fine, sir. We're all out of tofu.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Nobody sensible eats that crap anyway.
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970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 20:57

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971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 22:45

( E-E) ... EVO IS NO.1! now please deliver that Penguin In A Casket.

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 15:04

>227 is a very inaccurate post.

Cats do not know how to type, and they type horribly.

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 18:01

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
_R .U ί -ίΙƒm @No pets allowed in the diner, d00d
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974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5686 20:16

@@@-]]- A*pop*
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Ahh, There we go. Sorry, that tofu concept just shrunk my brain a sec.
_R .U@- Ιƒm And No, we don't re-serve food. That's unsanitary.
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975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 00:26

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§@@ @ ! i
i @˜§-]@|! i@Freshen your cup, hon?
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976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 10:58

( ί „Dί) WHAT THE FUCK REI YOU ARE BRAIN! WHY ARE YOU BRAIN?

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 20:20

BUT WHO WAS BRAIN!?

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 20:22

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§@@ @ ! i
i @˜§-]@|! i@Order something or get out, you tiny FOOLS!
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979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 20:25

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§@@ @ ! i
i @˜§-]@|! i@OVERLORD REI COMMANDS IT!
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980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 02:58

( ί ƒŽί) I'll order a bacon cheeseburger and a fully-intact, raw, live kitten on the side!

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5689 20:01

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj MARTY! I command you to skin Security Kitten alive and
i @˜§@@ @ ! i present her, still screaming, along with a Jr. Pigburger to
i @˜§-]@|! i@our customer.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @So let it be written, so let it be done.
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982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 03:49

@@@@@ @@@@ @@ ‚Φ-Ν @
@@@@@@@@@@@@Π*L°MЁ@can't catch me nya~
@@@@(@@;;@@@@R‚Ɓ@@ ‚Β
@@@(@(@@;(@;;@;@ ƒ~ŽOŽOœc
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983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5690 19:14

@ ^ζˆζˆ_
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|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@"Shave not off your princess lock
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@so swiftly, my daughter."
@ _QQQ_^@@@@@On reflection, I play a mean Yul Brynner!
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984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 18:36

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i @˜§@@ @ ! i
i @˜§@@ @ ! i
i @˜§›@›! i@DO NOT DEFY ME!
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985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 21:25

( E-E) Where the hell is my food, fathead?

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 22:20

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i @˜§@@ @ ! i
i @˜§@@ @ ! i
i @˜§›@›! i@...oh my you're right i'm so sorry...
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987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5691 22:40

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We're all out of that.
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988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 01:34

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989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 01:48

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990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 07:50

Great, only 11 posts left and Rei's head deflates.

This only can mean one thing...

ANOTHER SEQUEL!

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 12:46

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Afraid not, hon. Squeeks didn't renew my contract.
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992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 15:38

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@@@||:::::::i@EΝEj @ƒ I'm still waiting for that Coffee, Rei
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993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 20:04

Did Squeeks die? I mean, seriously. What's he doing now?

994 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5692 20:08

>>993
Doing the things.

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5692 20:18

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@@@||:::::::i@EΝEj @ƒ >>994 Stop stalking me. Go outside. Rei do we have an agreement?
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996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 06:22

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997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 08:02

( E-E) It'd be amazing if Rei could serve some food by the end of this thread.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 13:06

>>997

>Rei
>serve food

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 13:14

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