Is it fun to ride a magic broom?
Anii.
If you were to describe all tripcode users in a single word, what would it be?
Probably about 15%. Best case scenario, 20%.
How many of the websites you visit do you think wouldn't get you in trouble with the law?
You should probably start by admitting your mother isn't fit to be a psychotherapist.
I have ADHD and I want to go to the therapy, but my mother won't let me. What should I do?
It's funny, because there is no reason to escape.
Help! Beautiful women have locked me in this room and rape me! How do I get out?!
Because that was MY kitten, asshole!
So, will you vote for Kang or for Kodos in the next election?
Eighty-seven.
I don't see why you would even need a term for a sixty-niner with eighteen people. What did you call it anyway?
My darling waifu.
Who is that morbidly obese woman with the varicose vein and the two club feet?
Dogs. Lots and lots of dogs.
What can I find at the Korean all you can eat buffet?
The sequel to HumancentiPad.
The smoking Crackberry
Izumu movies
Where are all the Japanese BBW?
The Didovics play battleshits.
So, how's schizophrenia working out for you?
Get out of my house!
Hey, stranger. Where's a bum go to take a shit in this place?
It's not my fault, my penis exploded!
Why are you able to dress in women's clothing so easily?
The arrival of Megaman/Rockman X9.
What could possibly be more exciting than learning about magnetohydrodynamics?
All he said was "You'll know when you find it".
What could possibly be more exciting than learning about magnetohydrodynamics?
Take a deep breath, open the nearest book at a random page, poke into it and this will be your answer.
What could possibly be more exciting than learning about magnetohydrodynamics?
I can tell one thing for sure, Espeon has casted GAY MAGIC spell on you.
What could possibly be more exci-- no, never mind that. Haven't you ever gotten the urge to violently rape a pokemon and/or cat?
I have about 800 myself, but I know some guys have several thousand.
How many hug pillows can a hardcore otaku have?
Every Sailor Moon episode digitally remastered and re-relased on Blu-Ray.
What would your weapon of choice for eternal world domination be?
The power of one hundred standard-issue houseflies.
What kind of power does the Lord of the Flies have anyway?
Only twice.
How many days per year did you pretend to be sick in order to skip school?
It would be in the bonus features of every Blu-Ray that contained digitally remastered episodes of Sailor Moon.
What would happen if Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus came to life and their sex tape leaked on the internet?
Honor thy error as hidden intention.
What do I do if I feel a bulge when I'm groping a chick I picked up at a bar?
The first time was in May of 1993. His body was cold but his breath was hot. "Oh, >>425" he whispered as his hand teased and explored me like none had before. "I'm ready," I said, as my heartbeat quickened. He grabbed my ass and slid it down. "I'm going in." A jolt of electricity shot through me as his general forced open those tightly sealed doors and entered the hidden room. He found what he want; he came, and he left. But what remained?
When did you first experience the pleasure of being cummed inside?
It's quite busy, a notebook, a checkered wristband, some biscuits, a metal tankard, a pair of scissors, a comb, a few lighters, a pile of magazine clippings, some bloody razorblades and a couple of external hard drives made by LaCie
What must I carry in order to steal data from the company headquarters, get away with it, and sell the data for 1 million dollars?
Gatchaman had Gatchamaniacs, Sailor Moon had Moonies, Naruto had Narutards, what name is given to Strike Witches fanboys and fangirls?
What the hell is this crazy >>427 talking about?
No, no, the hair on my balls.
So, you want me to cut off your balls, right?
It smells delicious but its penis is much too big.
How would you describe Card Captor Sakura's vagina?
The one time Randy Marsh was famous.
When was the thousandth time that a penis entered your anus, >>430?
Yume Miru Kusuri, for a grand total of twenty times. Yeah, I went through a LOT of tissue.
What is the most intellectually stimulating piece of literature you have ever read?
I think it's time we left.
He went down to the basement after he knocked you out with that weird drug, saying something about how he's finding "bigger toys"... older brother, what do you think we should do? He left the door unlocked!
The real question is, why not yourself?
Why doesn't anybody love me?
Get your neck massaged.
What should I do when my girlfriend dumped me? She used to make tender love, if you know what you mean.
You should consider not watching any TV for a week then, this could end dangerous.
I've bought this TV set on ebay. I tried to watch news on it but as a result I suffered a grand mal seizure and then killed a person with an axe. What should I do about it?
Let it go, maaaan.
What kind of teens aren't just an edgy little bundle of angst?
"Is this a dagger which I see before me?"
After all that anticipation, all I got was a boypive. Should have known that girlpives would sell out less than three hours after release.