[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (796)

1 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5546 21:59

>>0, why are you in the refrigerator?

>>2, I have no advice at this time.

747 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9637 11:40

>>746 My kid just scribbled all over the wall, what do I do?

>>748 Scrambled or fried.

748 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9637 11:57

>>747
How would you describe your current mental state?

>>749
No! Never. Well, maybe a little bit, back when I was in my teens, but that doesn't count, right?

749 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9637 20:58

>>748 Gay sex?

>>750 Lemme check my magic eight ball. Well wouldn't you know it it says "Fuck off".

750 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9638 01:38

literally every single drug makes me horny, like an ara ara onee-san with a face blush who gets drunk and wants to hug everyone

751 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9638 05:01

>>749 What should we say to >>750?

>>752 Obtain intercourse.

752 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9640 05:27

>>751 What is my purpose in life?

>>753 Go see a doctor.

753 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9640 07:54

>>752 I'm Alan Moore, it's the year 1986, and I need something witty and sardonic for my self-insert to quip in my next comic book. How do I find inspiration?

>>754 Everything is preordained. Even my responses.

754 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9650 05:14

>>753 How deterministic are you?

>>755 Poison doesn't work. I'd suggest a flamethrower instead.

755 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9650 05:16

>>753 How deterministic are you?

>>755 Poison doesn't work. I'd suggest a flamethrower instead.

756 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9650 12:46

>>755 Oh God, the determinism has trapped me in an endless time loop. Is the only way to get out to kill one of the countless instances of my self?

>>757
Try turning it inside out.

757 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9653 12:24

>>756 There's something inside my nose. Help!

>>758 Flee to Mexico and grow a moustache.

758 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9653 19:33

>>757 How can I go into hiding with my vast site donations?
>>759 Slide it across the ice rink

759 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9653 20:34

>>758 How can I turn my dick into a popsicle?

>>760 Croatian marmoset disorder.

760 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9654 02:59

>>759 What does the CMD in my computer stand for?

>761 Eat it, vomit, then eat it again.

761 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9654 20:16

>>760 How do I get the best out of the food I eat?

>>762 It is up to you, but I personally wouldn't.

762 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9655 05:20

>>761 Should I be asking you this?

>>763 Pack it in rice for 24 hours.

763 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9655 15:10

>>762 futanari bit my cock, and it hurts. what should I do?
>>764 eat it

764 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9655 23:03

>>763 Blue's got the muffin?

>>765 EAT IT!

765 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9656 01:52

>>764 I just threw up on my father-in-law's priceless Persian rug. How should I hide the evidence?

>>766 Run him over.

766 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9656 02:47

>>765 I just threw up on my father in law. How should I apologize?

>>767 Hold it sideways.

767 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9656 06:15

>>766 Explain sidetalking again? I don't understand how you can possibly use this N-Gage™ as a phone.

>>768 Stairs.

768 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9657 05:45

>>767 How do I get my baby to sleep?

>>769 Try a Jaguar.

769 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9658 09:43

>>768 How do I get my baby to sleep?

>>770 8pm tomorrow, or she bites it, pal.

770 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9667 02:29

>>769 When do I have to finish eating my sandwich?

>>771 Break into the headquarters and steal the documents.

771 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9668 07:53

>>770 What's the objective on 2fort?

>>772 Ninjas on wheels.

772 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9669 05:02

>>771 How do I deliver my package to eBay?

>>773 It'll be available on February 30th.

773 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9670 16:23

>>772 The video game I want got delayed again. When will the video game company tell another lie about when the game goes on sale?

774 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9670 16:25

>>775 The computing power of the latest Samsung cell phone combined with the durability of the Nokia 3310.

775 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9674 21:11

>>774 I can't get Mega Man X3 to run on my PC. What specs does it require to operate?

>>776 Drink a glass of lava.

776 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9675 14:40

>>775 How do I satisfy my unquenchable thirst, now that all water flashes into steam instantly since I was isekai'd into a flaming hellbeast?

>>777 Use a reinforced cup.

777 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9675 19:02

>>776 The lava shatter my cup. What do I do?

>>778 The birds love it.

778 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9677 02:49

>>777 Why do you always toss Cherry Bombs into the nearby trees?

>>779 Caramelldansen

779 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9679 00:28

>>778 I like dancing and I want to make a meme. What should I do?
>>780 making social Darwinism the law.

780 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9708 20:47

>>779 How can I help the handicapped?

>>781 Take off your clothes and scream.

781 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9708 21:47

>>780 just killed my cat, what should I do?

>>782 try to eat your dick nipples

782 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9713 13:15

>>781 I'm lacking protein, what dietary changes am I to make?

>>783 Put it in your tea.

783 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9714 12:30

>>782 What can I do with this desiccated scrotum?

>>784 The Lord says not to but he ain't your boss.

784 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9714 12:48

>>783 Shall I put my office on fire?

>>785 The dictionary says otherwise but your definition is better.

785 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9716 15:58

>>784 Should I be calling insane people "normalfags"?

>>786 Only with your parents' approval.

786 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9734 14:44

>>785 Should I use the Ouija board, candles, and spell book in the game room?

>>787 Inupara

787 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 16:02

>>786 Nekopara made a fortune. How can we make a fortune on a sequel?

>788 Xi Jinping getting the Coronavirus.

788 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9736 18:38

>>787 What's a plot that has never appeared in a yuri before?

>>789 Because 7 8 9

789 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9737 04:24

>>788 Why did 6 fall into a dark pit of drugs and depression?

>>790 A grammar book and two bowls of rice.

790 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9737 09:42

>>789 What's the reward for speedrunning grade school?

>>791 A big mean old poopy butt!

791 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9737 15:16

>>790 How would you describe someone who lives in a nursing home, is incontinent, and has PTSD?

>>792 The actual condition Kim Jong Un is in.

792 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10073 13:10

>>791 Can you tell me something only you would know?

>>793 a 50-foot-long HDMI cable.

793 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10073 15:45

>>792 The projector at the local movie theater broke. What do I do?

>>794 Overhead

794 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10073 23:18

>>793 Duck? Where?

>>795 Probably, but nobody's seen one in years.

795 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10383 09:40

>>794 Are the elder gods still sleeping?

>>796 Buy a gun you silly person.

796 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10383 10:12

>>795 The anniversary of the Dunblane massacre is next month, how should I mark the occasion?

>>797 There are groups of two and three, it's the one in the middle of the 2-group

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