>> Has a pocket protector made of gold
>>151 Created a computer virus that causes vocaloids to sound like 60 year old chain smokers.
>>152 bio-engineered an actual virus that causes 60-year old chain smokers to sound like Vocaloids.
>>153 stitched together body parts of 60-year-old chain smokers to create an actual Vocaloid.
>>154 spends his time furiously writing to people on the Inter-net to inform them that Vocaloid is a software program, not a cartoon anthropomorphization.
>>155 Created a fake motivational poster that was so true and hard-hitting, that it caused a mass suicide 10 seconds after it was posted to an image board.
>>158 suffers from the Kugimiya Virus Hypersensitive Cerebral Corticalitis.
>>165 Animated his own parody. It is called "Asses Power Hentalia"
>>168 is so nerdy that he doesn't grasp the difference between being nerdy and using eggcorns and other malapropisms in speech.
>>170 Laughs at instances when people use large or obscure words the way Beavis and Butthead laugh at words such as "wood" or "erect."
>>173 is an American who wrote a novel of the Revolution in the King's English.
>>174 has never been outside his native Devon, but still steadfastly refuses to use Oxford spellings. And the less said about his Noah Webster body pillow, the better ...
>>176 insulted strangers on the internet by recording a League of Legends-inspired rap album.
>>178 translates Irish folk songs of the 1960s into Cantonese.
>>182 has watched "Videodrome" one hundred and eighty-two times.
>>183 only watched "Videodrome" one hundred and twenty-eight times, as he only does thing in powers of two. If he were to watch it just one more time, he would feel compelled to watch it again one hundred and twenty-seven more times to get the figure up to an even two hundred and fifty-six.
>>186 knows everything there is to know about his dorsal fins.
>>187 was fed up with the way cosplay porn is done (too boring), so he directed one himself.
>>188 forced a thousand spoons into his anus and wrote an opera about it.
>>192 borrows those costumes to put onto his sex robots, ironically enough.
>>194 Makes people wear safety goggles when entering his house.
Otherwise he might blind them with science.
>>195 tries to trick people to place their eyes in front of his particle accelerator so that he can actually say that he blinded them with science.
>>197 built a house entirely out of windows, shaped like the Windows logo, on top of which he flies the Windows logo as a flag.
>>198 built a house entirely out of penguins, shaped like a penguin, on top of which he flies a decapitated penguin wearing a tuxedo as a flag.
>>199 Built a house entirely out of pandas , shaped like a panda, and uses a piece of bamboo as a flagpole flying a flag which is a picture of 2 pandas having sex.
>>201 Is so obsessed with GETs that he has as many open browser windows as his computer will allow, with each browser window having as many open tabs as the browser will allow.
>>203 posts as Beady Eyes, but only when he's missing a get by one or two posts.
...maybe.
>>205 takes pills to deal with his ADHD, social anxiety and a bunch of other imaginary disorders.
One day >>211 have been to StinkGeek in the internet,StinkGeek.
So many people were there that >>211 couldn't get on the site .
Then, >>211 looked at the banner ad,it was written " COOL FREE RINGTONES "
Are you fool?
Or are you poor?
Hey boy ! Don't come to StinkGeek you don't usually come in because of COOL FREE RINGTONES.
How silly you are! It's just COOL FREE RINGTONES and it is COOL FREE RINGTONES!
There are some families. 4 persons, all of the family, come to StinkGeek?
Hahaha,,it's so funny.
The father said "Well, I shall favourite page". This situation looked ugly and poverty.
Oh boy ! They must leave the site because >>211 give them COOL FREE RINGTONES.
It should be bloodier.
Is it not strange that >>211 and one who sat opposite side of RJ-45 type connection start fighting.
It is cool that situation >>211 will kill him or >>211 will be killed by him.
Girls and kids should keep away.
Well, as soon as >>211 had sat barely, a man who had sat beside me said
"I want talk Takuan"
So >>211 gotta angry again."Hey boy ! With Takuan is not popular now."
He was stupid to say "Takuan" with the happiest simle.
>>211 wanted to ask him "Do you really want to talk about it ?",
and to question colosely, and to interrogate for about one hour.
>>211 thought him just wanted to say "Takuan".
A specialist of StinkGeek, >>211 like to say that the finest topic is "Squeeks".
That is the coolest.
"Kusosure Squeeks with a waltzing matilda "
it is the most popular style of us, the cult of StinkGeek.
Squeeks is full with much feces.
Instead of that it's with mere defecation.This is so good.
And it with a fresh jumbuck. This is the best.
However there is an accident you will be on the staffs' mark next time,if you mention one.
It is a sword which has sevral blades.
It is not recommendable for the laymen.
You, poor laymen, had better talk regular topic with farts and cow droppings.
>>212 has created hundreds of altered versions of the Yoshinoya Rant.
>>215 has a Japanese address just to vote in manga character popularity polls.
>>216 has a Japanese proxy just to read the /b/ board at 2chan.
>>217 has a Japanese proxy just to raid the /b/ board at 2chan.
>>224 won't stop talking about how much better Gopher and Veronica were than the WWW.
>>225 keeps Archie running in an undisclosed location, its virtual and physical addresses known only to a few trusted Elitists
>>227 decided to take a crack at running a Windows ME-based website and developed a security system for it so advanced and secure that web developers all over the world promptly formatted their FreeBSD/Linux/unix/Solaris drives to install WinME.
>>228 has been working for twelve years on his own experimental operating system. It doesn't have a name yet, but it'll be great, just you wait and see.
>>234 is working on a science fair exhibit about radioactive wedding cakes.
>>237 runs several strategically-located uranium enrichment facilities.
>>238 farts plutonium and power plants are fueled by the sweat from his brow. When they plug him in, the lights go out in Hong Kong.
...no, wait, we've somehow gone out the back side of "geek" and crossed over into "crazy awesome."