[Part II] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 12:09

>> Has a pocket protector made of gold

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 15:55

>>149 just celebrated his 30th birthday and collected on a few family bets.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 17:32

>>150 wants to be the 30-year-old girl

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6208 01:52

>>151 Created a computer virus that causes vocaloids to sound like 60 year old chain smokers.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6208 23:33

>>152 bio-engineered an actual virus that causes 60-year old chain smokers to sound like Vocaloids.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6209 04:25

>>153 stitched together body parts of 60-year-old chain smokers to create an actual Vocaloid.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6209 07:48

>>154 spends his time furiously writing to people on the Inter-net to inform them that Vocaloid is a software program, not a cartoon anthropomorphization.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 13:18

>>155 Created a fake motivational poster that was so true and hard-hitting, that it caused a mass suicide 10 seconds after it was posted to an image board.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 15:46

>>156 immediately did a lame variation on that poster, but got no response at all.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 16:07

>>157 helpfully suggested that the poster "needs more zerg rush".

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 08:09

>>158 suffers from the Kugimiya Virus Hypersensitive Cerebral Corticalitis.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 13:13

>>159 isn't really a nerd, but plays one at LARPs.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 13:14

>>159 coined B{a.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 13:24

>>160 & >>161 co-invented the F5 key.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 07:54

>>162 made a joke about a computer key.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 11:22

>>163
nows what a million plus a million is

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 22:12

>>164

Knows not what nows means.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 01:13

>>165 Animated his own parody. It is called "Asses Power Hentalia"

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 14:58

>>166 is a parody of nerds himself.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 17:48

>>167 says "old timer's" when he means to say "alzheimer's"

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 20:14

>>168 is so nerdy that he doesn't grasp the difference between being nerdy and using eggcorns and other malapropisms in speech.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 05:03

>>169 used the word "eggcorns".

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 22:50

>>170 Laughs at instances when people use large or obscure words the way Beavis and Butthead laugh at words such as "wood" or "erect."

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 02:00

>>171 gigglesnorted like Eddie Deezen when he typed "wood."

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 23:02

>>172 was wiccan when he was younger.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 08:40

>>173 is an American who wrote a novel of the Revolution in the King's English.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 09:51

>>174 has never been outside his native Devon, but still steadfastly refuses to use Oxford spellings. And the less said about his Noah Webster body pillow, the better ...

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 15:02

>>175 doesn't realize when he's being sincerely insulted.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 04:18

>>176 insulted strangers on the internet by recording a League of Legends-inspired rap album.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 05:50

>>177 has a karaoke tape of every DQN Song.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 10:05

>>178 translates Irish folk songs of the 1960s into Cantonese.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 01:26

>>179 wonders if that means >>178 is responsible for "Amhran Gra Vietnam."

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 21:50

>>180 knows all about dead parrots

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 23:27

>>181 Built his own technodrome.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 14:50

>>182 has watched "Videodrome" one hundred and eighty-two times.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 16:38

>>183 only watched "Videodrome" one hundred and twenty-eight times, as he only does thing in powers of two. If he were to watch it just one more time, he would feel compelled to watch it again one hundred and twenty-seven more times to get the figure up to an even two hundred and fifty-six.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 17:41

>>184 You're Archduke.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 19:49

>>185 Wrote his own IRC client

187 Name: ( ˂ ˃) : 1993-09-6241 20:54

>>186 knows everything there is to know about his dorsal fins.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 23:40

>>187 was fed up with the way cosplay porn is done (too boring), so he directed one himself.

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 17:29

>>188 forced a thousand spoons into his anus and wrote an opera about it.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 19:51

>>189 is building his own sex robot.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 21:23

>>190 cosplays a sex robot for >>188.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 00:07

>>191 earns thousands of dollars by reprogramming other people's ordinary robots into sex robots. >>191 then spends those thousands of dollars buying cosplay costumes for shows that haven't been animated yet.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 21:57

>>192 borrows those costumes to put onto his sex robots, ironically enough.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 22:32

>>193 has a sex-robot harem

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 00:12

>>194 Makes people wear safety goggles when entering his house.

Otherwise he might blind them with science.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 22:54

>>195 tries to trick people to place their eyes in front of his particle accelerator so that he can actually say that he blinded them with science.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6247 01:12

>>196 never wore his safety goggles

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 07:05

>>197 built a house entirely out of windows, shaped like the Windows logo, on top of which he flies the Windows logo as a flag.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 09:07

>>198 built a house entirely out of penguins, shaped like a penguin, on top of which he flies a decapitated penguin wearing a tuxedo as a flag.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 21:07

>>199 Built a house entirely out of pandas , shaped like a panda, and uses a piece of bamboo as a flagpole flying a flag which is a picture of 2 pandas having sex.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 21:31

>>200 is so obsessed with >>199's obsession with pandas that he neglected to claim the 200GET.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 00:38

>>201 Is so obsessed with GETs that he has as many open browser windows as his computer will allow, with each browser window having as many open tabs as the browser will allow.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 00:57

>>202 is only mocking >>201 because he wrote a script that would get gets for him.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 02:07

>>203 posts as Beady Eyes, but only when he's missing a get by one or two posts.

205 Name: ( E-E) : 1993-09-6251 14:23

...maybe.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 15:29

>>205 takes pills to deal with his ADHD, social anxiety and a bunch of other imaginary disorders.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 08:31

>>206 fit the Battle of Jericho, Jericho, Jericho
>>206 fit the Battle of Jericho, and the walls come a-tumbling down!

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 14:21

>>207 smells like a nerd, so probably is one.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 14:24

>>208 is an expert in the field of nerd-smelling.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 17:28

>>209 writes a popular nerd-smelling blog called StinkGeek.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 20:36

>>210 slashdotted >>209's blog.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 23:16

One day >>211 have been to StinkGeek in the internet,StinkGeek.
So many people were there that >>211 couldn't get on the site .
Then, >>211 looked at the banner ad,it was written " COOL FREE RINGTONES "
Are you fool?
Or are you poor?
Hey boy ! Don't come to StinkGeek you don't usually come in because of COOL FREE RINGTONES.
How silly you are! It's just COOL FREE RINGTONES and it is COOL FREE RINGTONES!
There are some families. 4 persons, all of the family, come to StinkGeek?
Hahaha,,it's so funny.
The father said "Well, I shall favourite page". This situation looked ugly and poverty.
Oh boy ! They must leave the site because >>211 give them COOL FREE RINGTONES.

It should be bloodier.
Is it not strange that >>211 and one who sat opposite side of RJ-45 type connection start fighting.
It is cool that situation >>211 will kill him or >>211 will be killed by him.
Girls and kids should keep away.

Well, as soon as >>211 had sat barely, a man who had sat beside me said
"I want talk Takuan"
So >>211 gotta angry again."Hey boy ! With Takuan is not popular now."
He was stupid to say "Takuan" with the happiest simle.
>>211 wanted to ask him "Do you really want to talk about it ?",
and to question colosely, and to interrogate for about one hour.
>>211 thought him just wanted to say "Takuan".

A specialist of StinkGeek, >>211 like to say that the finest topic is "Squeeks".
That is the coolest.
"Kusosure Squeeks with a waltzing matilda "
it is the most popular style of us, the cult of StinkGeek.
Squeeks is full with much feces.
Instead of that it's with mere defecation.This is so good.
And it with a fresh jumbuck. This is the best.

However there is an accident you will be on the staffs' mark next time,if you mention one.
It is a sword which has sevral blades.
It is not recommendable for the laymen.
You, poor laymen, had better talk regular topic with farts and cow droppings.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 12:25

>>212 has created hundreds of altered versions of the Yoshinoya Rant.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 15:30

>>213 immediately recognized >>212's post as something not already in his massive kopipe archive, and quickly moved to correct this omission.

>>213 is an EXPERT KOPIPE COLLECTOR.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 15:33

>>214 would normally say "copypasta" but wants to fit in

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 21:12

>>215 has a Japanese address just to vote in manga character popularity polls.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 22:11

>>216 has a Japanese proxy just to read the /b/ board at 2chan.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 15:53

>>217 has a Japanese proxy just to raid the /b/ board at 2chan.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 21:09

>>218 has been banned from Habbo Hotel.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 23:03

>>219 is a paid maid at Habbo Hotel.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:09

>>220 is fresh from AOL.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 06:05

>>221 thinks AOL is pretty fresh, yo. Word.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 13:39

>>222 utilizes USENET through AOL since the first day.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 16:00

>>223 still navigates the web using AOL Keywords.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 21:25

>>224 won't stop talking about how much better Gopher and Veronica were than the WWW.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 22:26

>>225 keeps Archie running in an undisclosed location, its virtual and physical addresses known only to a few trusted Elitists

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 22:50

>>226 heard about new fancy WinME and decided to run a server on it.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6261 07:38

>>227 decided to take a crack at running a Windows ME-based website and developed a security system for it so advanced and secure that web developers all over the world promptly formatted their FreeBSD/Linux/unix/Solaris drives to install WinME.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6261 09:50

>>228 has been working for twelve years on his own experimental operating system. It doesn't have a name yet, but it'll be great, just you wait and see.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 00:06

>>229 Has one. He calls it "Doors"

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 06:25

>>230 started a Doors cover band, ironically named "Windows"

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 13:12

>>231
Reads Jim Morrison's poetry without irony.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 16:09

>>232 uses the word "irony" without irony.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 20:18

>>233 is like radiation in your wedding cake.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 00:18

>>234 is working on a science fair exhibit about radioactive wedding cakes.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 01:36

>>235 wanted to serve yellowcake at his wedding.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 09:20

>>236 Has a miniature nuclear power plant inside his house.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 14:30

>>237 runs several strategically-located uranium enrichment facilities.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 14:45

>>238 farts plutonium and power plants are fueled by the sweat from his brow. When they plug him in, the lights go out in Hong Kong.

...no, wait, we've somehow gone out the back side of "geek" and crossed over into "crazy awesome."

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 19:41

>>239 Has unlicensed nuclear accelerators that can take out a ghost from a mile away, and unlike the other unlicensed nuclear accelerators, this one will not hurt anyone if the streams are crossed, or if someone looks into the trap.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 22:32

>>240 Has 200 kilowatts of electric sheep.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 23:03

>>241 is an android.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 12:27

>>242 plays video games

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 14:00

>>243 posts on DQN.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 15:34

>>244 corrects people who misuse obscure memes

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 16:38

>>245 meticulously carries out and is w.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 18:14

>>246 collected thousands of pictures of his waifu.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 20:47

>>247 made a MUGEN char of Mayhem

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 04:18

>>248 is playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. RIGHT NOW

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