>> Has a pocket protector made of gold
>>250 thinks describing his own actions would make the previous poster sound more nerdy by comparison. He is sadly mistaken.
>>254 is upset that he was not one post later, because he wanted his post number to be the highest unsigned 8-bit integer.
>>258 has all possible vericodes accessible from a drop-down menu below the entry field.
>>259 only uses the finest crunchy vericodes coated in chocolate for his posts, having an elaborate and complex ranking system of all possible vericodes.
>>260 complains to the mayor about the lack of maid cafés in his hometown.
>>261 Cross dresses in a maid costume, and pours coffee, then takes off that costume, and drinks the coffee, in order to believe he is in a maid café.
>>264 uses GMod to create preposterous little cartoons he posts to Youtube.
>>265 watches these cartoons even though he doesn't even have a Steam account.
>>266 posts on DQN even though he doesn't even have an internet connection.
>>267 will never have children but dreams of naming his offspring after his verification codes on DQN
>>268 can't desid whether his own verification codes are readable enough for that.
>>271 has been searching for the secret of invisibility his whole life.
>>272 was known in high school as 'that kid in the back who never talks and always draws anime characters'.
>>273 can only communicate through drawings of anime characters.
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>>275 slacks off in class by doing doing the homework for next semester's classes
>276 did his homework in the library during lunch instead of hanging out with friends.
>>279 thought it would be funny if he made his friends take the Turing test.
>>280 starts a new game every time he dies to simulate life in The Zone as realistically as possible.
>>281 spends a significant portion of his time in advocacy of free and open-source software.
>>282 Built his own spacecraft to land on the moon, and plant his own flag. What is written on the flag is a code that can only be understood by the nerdiest of nerds.
>>283 translated that from the insane ramblings of Renard Queenston's fursona's psychotic episodes.
>>286 spent hundreds of dollars trying to buy pax-tsukuru.com.
>>286 sincerely dedicated himself to memorizing 1,000 digits of pie after hearing 'White And Nerdy'.
>>288 can recite phi to the billionth digit. In fact, a recording of him doing so is his Windows start-up sound.
>>289 is pitching a crossover of Undercover Boss and Undercover Brother.
>>290 spent all his savings on hiring professional ghostwriters to write his Kyon/Itsuki slash stories.
>>291 was so excited about his Kyon/Itsuki slash story that he tweeted each new sentence written.
>>292 has a twitter account for each of his fingers. He makes sure to update all of them at least three times per hour, even though he is the only one who will ever read the tweets.
>>294 prevents his family from enjoying scientific television specials by arguing the truth of each statement.
>>295 is constantly trying to find a way to become an anime character.
>>297 leaves his dirty plates on his bedroom floor, in the shape of star constellations
>>299's walls, on the other hand, are covered with pages of the Unicode 5.0 standard.
>>300 will do your vector calculus homework in exchange for a hot kiss.
>>303 Made a parody of 18 and Life by Skid Row listing many of the times he committed cybercrimes.
>>309 has irrational reservations about using any operating system newer than 4.3 BSD.
>>315 doesn't speak in English, he speaks in ASM. Consequently, 'push' and 'pop' are his favorite words.
>>316 enjoyed cheating on the games he played in the 80s. Consequently, PEEK and POKE are his favourite words.
>>317 has read SICP multiple times. Consequently, his other car is a cdr.
>>321 has written an AI algorithm that detects recursive jokes with 94% accuracy.
>>326 works extensively on a script that makes vi a serious competitor to Emacs in its ability to read and write email.
>>329 draws pornographic webcomics starring himself and the BSD daemon in ASCII art, in order to be fully lynx compatible..
>>330 misses the good old days when Linux distributions still required extensive knowledge of computer science to install.
>>331 misses the good old days when the damn computer hardware itself sometimes came improperly wired but it was okay because the manufacturer also gave you a copy of the schematics so you could fix it yourself.
>>333 prefers the good old days when all computers used relays instead of those new-fangled vacuum tubes.
>>334 doesn't trust new, unproven technologies like vacuum tubes and surfs the Web using an abacus.
>>335 holds an acoustic coupler to his face rather than trusting a machine to decode the modem signals properly.
>>337 Holds the world record for biggest painting made by only entering X and Y values with color values.
>>338 is the one who commissioned it, and has it hanging on his bedroom wall
>>339 has every single item sold by ThinkGeek on his wishlist.
>>342 has written a truly random number generator in only five lines of Ook!.
>>343 finds Ook! too easy and programmed his OS entirely in INTERCAL.