( L_½M) I will fucking sue you for that.
( L_½M) HI I'M LOUD AND FAT
I drive an enormous SUV that gets 15 MPG at best. When gas goes up 10 cents per gallon, I complain.
( L_½M) I hold huge rallies to protest imaginary problems, and ignore real ones.
( L_½M) Anything I strongly dislike is probably communism.
( L_½M) Don't piss me off I vote for whichever guy will appoint the person to pay out the contract to have your house leveled by hellfire missiles.
( L_½M) I own 10 guns for self defense.
( L_½M) If I get married, it'll be to a foreign woman. American women suck.
Everyone else in the world can suck my dick because America is #1!
( L_½M) The rest of the world needs to quit being so xenophobic.
( L_½M) I eat burgers from drive through windows everyday. Sometimes I go to Taco Bell to get something that isn't a burger.
( ˃ ˂) America! FUCK YEAH!
( L_½M) American women have internalized the philosophy that in order to have a fulfilling, happy life, one has to make damn sure that at least one other person is absolutely miserable. Itfs a sort of twisted notion of karma, where onefs happiness is contingent upon anotherfs sorrow. Such a philosophy would certainly explain a lot of contemporary female behavior.
( L_½M) I like turtles.
( L_½M) I don't need to speak your stupid language.
( L_½M) Most of our our cars aren't very good, but we keep buying them anyway. GOD DAMN JAPS!
( L_½M) I don't care what restaurant this is. I want my god damned cheeseburger!
( L_½M) I'll walk in your house with my shoes on if I feel like it, ching chong!
( L_½M) When I say "World History" I mean the history of the USA.
( L_½M) When I say "history of the USA" I mean the Revolution and World War II.
( L_½M) I hate the smell of kimchi and of the people who eat it.
( L_½M) I pretend to be Japanese–American online and claim that I can't speak Japanese because my parents wanted me to only know English.
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( L_½M) My penis and eyes are too large for me to be Japanese.
Kimchi still smells like dog vomit, and that smell clings to the people who eat it. That kimchi smell clings to them the way cigarette smoke clings to a smoker.
( L_½M) And India is full of arrogant job-stealing assholes who don't bathe and always smell like shit and curry.
( L_½M) Come to think of it, that describes a lot of countries, except without the curry.
( L_½M) How dare you take a long time to back out of that parking place, I've been waiting for ten minutes!! You think I'm going to walk an extra five feet, fuck you.
( L_½M) America is a superior country to the rest of the world because it's the only place where I can enjoy my bacon wrapped pizza burger with extra cheese and bacon.
( L_½M) When the hell are they going to install an elevator in this two-floor building? I'm so sick of having to go up ALL THESE STAIRS.
( L_½M) I'm tired of walking up a hill to go where I need to.
I will aim a nuclear weapon at that hill and create a nice level ground to walk on.
( E_½E) Hi! My name is Yankpa.
( L_½M) I'm going to park my gigantic SUV in the "compact" space, and you can't stop me because this is a free country!
( L_½M) My children misbehave, and that's why I must drug them up.
>>31 I was a little started while scrolling down with mah mouse wheel when America Dude's eyes suddenly opened.
( L_½M) I've removed the U key from my keyboard to avoid looking like a limey online.
( L_½M ) Don't worry guys, he's just got napoleon syndrome.
( L_½M ) Its funny cause Canadians get very excited when Canada is mentioned on US TV or US politics. But Americans don't even care Canada exists, and could care less what happens in their frozen wasteland of a country. Their ancestors were obviously smart deciding to settle in the part of british north America with the crappiest weather and living conditions, and then staying Britains bitch for another 200 years.
( L_½M ) I stock up on food and ammo in my log cabin.
( L_½M ) This bacon-wrapped bacon burger isn't bacon-flavored enough! Pass the baconnaise!
( L_½M ) The only things people should consume are chicken and beef.
( L_½M ) The free market will fix everything.