( L_½M) I will fucking sue you for that.
( L_½M) If you are white you need to have to have more children. If you are not, stop multiplying like rabbits.
( L_½M) OUTLAW CIGARETTES!
( L_½M) MAKE WEED LEGAL!
My captcha was lumness. I feel like that means something.
( L_½M) Some artfag tricked me into seeing "Magnum opus"
What a load of bullshit! The name Magnum has to describe bullets or condoms.
( L_½M) I am going to watch a Dirty Harry movie, just to get that stupid movie out of my mind. A 44 Magnum is the best kind of Magnum.
( L_½M) People shouldn't be allowed to choose when they die, they should spend their remaining days on life support machines until the Good Lord decides to take them home.
( L_½M)I want it NOW.
( L_½M) I'm an unemployed lawyer with 200K in student loan debt. Still, better than being a dirty blue-collar worker who can afford to eat something other than cat food!
( L_½M) That fat bitch Michelle Obama expects me to eat health food and lose weight! Why don't you tell me that after you eat all that disgusting health food, and you lose some fucking weight you obese hypocritical whore!
( L_½M) I went to Colorado to smoke some weed, but I got stuck in the damned door.
( L_½M) We invented apple pie, don't let anybody fool you. Also, if you visit you and don't eat apple pie, you are a terrorist.
( L_½M) America is the best country in the world at everything! Go buckeyes!
( L_½M) I'm going to eat hamburger and then crash a muscle car at next bend.
( L_½M) frrrrrrrrrrrrrap
( L_½M) Duke Nukem is a cool character.
( L_½M) Count calories? No way. Since I am not in school, I am not doing any math.
( L_½M) I'm so sick of feminists and gay rights activists blaming me for being cruel to them. I am also sick of them blaming followers of Jesus. Go ahead and be yourself, just don't expect me to sponsor you! If you really want to make the world a better place, go to one of those strict Muslim countries. They are the ones that are unfair to women and gays.
( L_½M) Using an automatic rifle and laser to hunt deer is unfair. That is why I have a Barrett sniper rifle with a night scope that can spot a fly from 1000 yards away.
( L_½M) I almost died of heart attack because of my ample body fat, but doctors saved me. So, I owe them all my money.
( L_½M) I can conflate gveganh and gvegetarianh as much as I like, thank you very much.
( L_½M) I'm vegetarian myself, you see. Except fish. And turkey on Thanksgiving. And steak.
( L_½M) I have a stash of gold and silver because Ron Paul said that's better than having money in a bank.
( L_½M) 50. Fat. Diabetic. Ahead of me... on his car that is smaller than mine.
( L_½M) Thanks for putting a Starbucks across from the Starbucks! Having to cross more than one street is annoying.
( L_½M) I tried that Alli drug that's supposed to help you lose weight, but it just made me have to shit all the time. How am I supposed to lose weight if I'm shitting out all my nutrition?! What a SCAM!! I'll sue...
( L_½M) I wholly support the Second Amendment.
( L_½M) Militia? That sounds like some terr'ist thing.
( L_½M) We need a vastly expensive military that invades foreign countries for our defense. Cutting military funding is not an option, even if the country is in debt.
( L_½M) Big Pharma's cures work much better than that crap the people call "Holistic medicine."
( L_½M) I'm from Connecticut. What, don't you foreigners know everything about US geography?
( L_½M) I want a hamburger, EXTRA LARGE EXTRA SAUCE.
( L_½M) What do you mean, you only serve gay noodle dishes here?
( L_½M) Can I get directions to the nearest McDonalds?
( L_½M) We need to bomb them, for DEMOCRACY. So what if they're dead, as long as they've got DEMOCRACY.
( L_½M) I ate a salad once because I was told it was good for me. I felt miserable eating it, and afterwards I felt shitty, as well. How can it be good for me if it makes me feel like crap?
( L_½M) Everytime I go on vacation outside America, i just can't believe how un-American all the non-Americans are. I try telling them the proper way to live and think, but they won't listen! It's an outrage!
( L_½M) Anime is gay faggot shit for gays, but the word is sort of similar to "America" in terms of spelling, so I support it.
( L_½M) Being loud is the same thing as being right... USA! USA! USA!
( L_½M) School uniforms? Only for annoying snobby private schools and Asians!
( L_½M) I'm dead tired after work, so I get something from a drive thru window. Now that fucking warthog of a hypocrite, Michelle Obama intends to make everyone spend an hour a day cooking something. You think you know everything about life, but you get vacations and a staff that cooks and cleans for you. Stupid fucking cunt.
( L_½M) I thought of going to China to marry a wonderful woman. Then, I saw this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_G4S8Kws8o
They became as annoying as American women!
( L_½M) Why are aircraft engineers given science degrees, yet they fail to make seatbelts that fit? Every time I fly, someone has to find an extension for my seatbelt!
( L_½M) Why not make a seatbelt that is already long enough for people to use?
( L_½M) This thread is offensive to me as an American. I will be submitting a petition to the White House to have it removed as well as telling all ten million of my friends on Facebook about this insulting and damaging site. I won't rest until my feelings are vindicated and everyone who disagrees with me is made to suffer.
( L_½M) I'm glad that there will be a Disney park in Shanghai, China. Chinese tourists piss me off.
( L_½M) Liquid Smoke is the most patriotic condiment and my tubby hands just unloaded a bunch instead of a dash on my burger so I'll just be here tasting the Stars and Stripes forever!
( L_½M) Your infrastructure is falling apart because it's a politician's pet project from the 2010s.
( L_½M) My infrastructure is falling apart because it's a politician's pet project from the 1960s.
( L_½M) We are not the same.
( L_½M) 'Baklava'? Just call it a ski mask, fag.