( L_½M) Post American Things [CRUEL STEREOTYPES] (228)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 22:14

( L_½M) I will fucking sue you for that.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 20:00

( L_½M) It's got mountains, so yeah, Europe.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 14:01

( L_½M) I hope they hang Wikileaks Guy for posing a threat to American freedom.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 02:16

( L_½M) If I can't buy that brand of candy from a 7-11, I don't want any.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 02:59

( L_½M) I'm a happy, healthy, well-educated person who went to an ivy-league university, the tuition from which was paid by my wealthy, supportive parents.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:07

( L_½M) I'm white poor and uneducated!

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6310 03:26

( L_½M) Slavery was invented in America during the early 1800's, where all the white people's in the world participated in its creation so that, after the civil war, they could have a higher chance of getting hired at Red Lobster than black people.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 18:36

( L_½M) Why pay for education when I can get about 24 flat-screen TVs with the money it'd take to afford it?

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 18:39

( L_½M) America brings freedom and democracy to the whole world! Support our troops overseas!

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 01:43

( L_½M) Nuke the shit out of those Korean bastards. How dare they make weapons!

( L_½M) ... What do you mean, there's two Koreas? Stupid nips.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 01:51

( L_½M) These airplane seats are too small, what a stupid plane

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 05:24

( L_½M) Damn foreigners. Why don't they speak English like normal people?

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 19:25

( L_½M) I eat healthy and exercise regularly.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 19:34

( L_½M) >>112 is clearly a Canadian who took a wrong turn near the border. Have some pork rinds, >>112.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 11:26

( L_½M) I saw a nigger on the street asking for change, and I thought "This man belongs in the White House!"

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 03:27

( L_½M) I don't know why that guy got fired for playing Solitaire at his government job. It's not like he was cutting into corporate profits.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 05:48

Quick off-topic: A guy got fired for playing solitaire? That's funny, because I know a guy who works as a "security contractor" for the federal government and all he does all day is play x-box. He makes like 100k a year.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 19:13

( L_½M) I bet that Wikileaks guy leaked the info that led to the recession, too. I hope they string him up somewhere I can throw rocks at him.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 19:59

>>116
well this guy made 27k/yr during the bubble. frankly, getting fired may have been a gift if not for how the firing was done
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/10/nyregion/10solitaire.html

and security contractors are known for making ridiculous money in the DC area. my dad is one. he funds my loser-ific neet-ish lifestyle, though it isn't really neet if you go to commuter college i guess.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 20:03

( L_½M) You know what's wrong with this country?

Yeah? (LΌ_M )

( L_½M) Liber--
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120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 20:41

( L_½M) I put bacon under my fashionable white wig so the lice don't eat my scalp.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 09:00

( L_½M) I like to pretend ancient and inefficient bike engine technology is superior to anything the Japanese have come up with, just because it's called "Harley Davidson".

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 13:56

( L_½M) Not only that, if a motorcycle produces less than 100 DB of noise, it is for the weak. The louder your motorcycle is, the more macho you are.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 17:10

( L_½M) I do menial labor in a cubicle and I like it.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6320 14:44

( L_½M) Obama is a Socialist Muslim Kenyan hellbent on destroying the American Way of Life

( L_½M) ...

( L_½M) Mmmmmmmm...chicken fried bacon

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6320 17:41

( L_½M) I read >>124 as "Keynesian".

( L_½M) That English fucker.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6324 01:49

( L_½M) I prefer my anime dubbed on television.

( L_½M) Ash sure loves his jelly-filled doughnuts.

127 Name: ID: US90EEEE3124 : 1993-09-6340 21:24

( L_½M) Somebody get this damn ID tag off me.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 20:01

( L_½M) Hitler will save us from the Jews, gays, and cripples! I'm glad he's put them in concentration camps, what a hero. Now excuse me while I go light my torch and get in formation with the giant human swastika that's forming in the city square.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6350 01:22

( L_½M) Just thinking about Hitler is a horrible hate crime, worthy of a lawsuit or ten.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6350 12:20

( L_½M) That in mind, Quentin Tarantino's movie was totally awesome. More movies need to be about ass kicking and less about romance or drama.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6350 22:01

( L_½M) The reason why no other country has successfully revolted is because they are not America.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 01:08

( L_½M) Stop bellydancing with birds, Norway! It's inhumane!

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 05:44

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXjxHQQxcLw

( L_½M) If these guys opened up a restaurant I'd eat there every single day.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 07:11

( L_½M) I have a relatively large penis, I'm quite happy with it.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 07:17

( L_½M) I can't stop talking about penises, especially my own, which I think is relatively large.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 08:09

( L_½M) My penis has only been getting larger after I started taking those medicines the nice email people recommended! Or maybe switching to a shaving mirror is to blame. Whatever, I'm huge!

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 18:08

( L_½M) Be da da da da da da, be da da da da da da BATMAN! BATMAN! be da da da da da da da...

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 19:10

( L_½M) What? The entire world doesn't use QWERTY? Crystal bastards!

139 Name: I'm PATRIOTIC!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-6357 04:36

( L_½M) America is the best fucking country in the world, and all you Commie rat bastards can go to hell. I'm patriotic. Have I mentioned that?

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 15:12

This thread is racist.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 18:42

( L_½M) I deserve oil.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:15

ITT: Cutfag Amerifats jelly of us so-called Yuropoors.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 02:18

( L_½M) Obama did 9/11

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 09:14

( L_½M) Why would anyone use the name Rockman instead of Mega Man? He isn't made out of rocks!

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 10:20

( L_½M) Patents stimulate innovation.
( L_½M) American cartoons have better quality than European and Japanese ones. What do you mean the faces are inexpressive and the sceneries are bland? The only thing that matters is frame rate!
( L_½M) Every male human should have his penis circumcized.
( L_½M) Why aren't you aroused by gross women wearing unsubtle make-up? Are you gay or something?

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 22:00

( L_½M) I'm so glad our medicine compaines invested so much in making medicines related to Viagra. Curing cancer is boring.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 04:54

( L_½M) Why does everyone hate us i don't get it

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 13:11

( L_½M) Everyone is jealous.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 17:29

( L_½M) The louder a stereo system is, the better it is.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 22:26

( L_½M) My government is worthy of trust.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 07:19

( L_½M) No, I'm talking about real football, not that fag sport soccerball with those pansies prancing around in their short-shorts.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 17:45

( L_½M) Don't tell me that I don't use the metric system often enough! I have plenty of 5.56mm rifle ammo, 9x19mm handgun ammo, a bottle full of 100mg Viagra pills, 2 liter bottles of Pepsi in my refrigerator, a 750cc motorcycle, and a 5.9 liter turbodiesel engine in my truck!

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 05:37

( L_½M) A Presbyterian active church member shot up a theater and booby-trapped his apartment with explosives? Clearly this is an attack on Christianity, and indicative of how everyone should be carrying firearms everywhere! It's just like Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) said!

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 05:43

( L_½M) I completely trust corporations and the part of the government that blows people up. Also, it would be senseless if your political views didn't conform to a mainstream political party. My views on abortion MUST affect my views on foreign policy. MUST.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 05:58

( L_½M) Abortion is baby-killing. Once you're out of the womb, though, you're on your own. Fuck no, my tax dollars won't support your penniless single illegal immigrant mother.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 12:18

( L_½M) Don't tell me that we hurt the environment the most. Most of the waterways in China and India are simply gigantic open sewers and chemical waste dumps.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 01:16

( L_½M) Come to where the flavor is. Come to Marlboro Country.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 07:09

( L_½M) Student loans are safe.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 01:35

( L_½M) It should be illegal to pay for sex, everybody should have to get the woman to consent by taking her to an expensive restaurant.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 08:34

( L_½M) The terrorists are coming for my Range Rover

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 20:54

( L_½M) Only the happy merchants can save us from the terrorists.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7078 02:37

( L_½M) FOX news radio! FAIR and BALANCED!

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7078 02:39

( L_½M) You're just mad because Glen Beck has the BALLS the tell the truth.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7078 14:12

( L_½M) If you don't celebrate the 4th of July with less than 1 ton of explosives, you are a traitor.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 14:29

Everythings better with bacon and vegetarians are all massive homos

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 16:21

( L_½M) Socialism takes at least 12 bullets to kill and heals every time you reload.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 16:33

( L_½M) I hate paying taxes and call myself a tea party republican, but I still want full and comprehensive medical services, good roads, and a military strong enough to shit on ten foreign countries at a time.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 23:20

( L_½M) racism is wrong, unless it's against middle eastern people.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7080 01:41

( L_½M) White people are responsible for everything bad in this world.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7080 03:53

( L_½M)The other states should secede from California and New York.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7080 15:37

( L_½M) California declares a HIP HOP WAR on New York who counters with GANGSTA AIR STRIKES.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 01:01

( L_½M)The politically correct people make it impossible for me to tell a joke.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 01:12

( L_½M) If you speak two languages, you're bilingual. if you speak one language, you're an American. Also, we cannot into international news.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 04:47

( L_½M) http://i.imgur.com/QAxf4JK.jpg

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 15:37

( L_½M) Today's forecast will be partly free with a high chance of obesity.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 22:16

( L_½M) The accused are innocent until proven guilty, unless we don't feel like treating the accused as innocent until proven guilty.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 01:50

( L_½M) Nothing is good unless you can put it on a tshirt!
( L_½M) WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE OUT OF XL?????

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7094 00:08

( L_½M) I do not approve of the one child policy in China, but I still buy their cheap junk at Wal Mart or Target.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 04:22

( L_½M) If you are white you need to have to have more children. If you are not, stop multiplying like rabbits.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 04:41

( L_½M) OUTLAW CIGARETTES!
( L_½M) MAKE WEED LEGAL!

My captcha was lumness. I feel like that means something.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 21:34

( L_½M) Some artfag tricked me into seeing "Magnum opus"
What a load of bullshit! The name Magnum has to describe bullets or condoms.

( L_½M) I am going to watch a Dirty Harry movie, just to get that stupid movie out of my mind. A 44 Magnum is the best kind of Magnum.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 01:38

( L_½M) People shouldn't be allowed to choose when they die, they should spend their remaining days on life support machines until the Good Lord decides to take them home.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 02:07

( L_½M)I want it NOW.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 02:36

( L_½M) I'm an unemployed lawyer with 200K in student loan debt. Still, better than being a dirty blue-collar worker who can afford to eat something other than cat food!

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 10:22

( L_½M) That fat bitch Michelle Obama expects me to eat health food and lose weight! Why don't you tell me that after you eat all that disgusting health food, and you lose some fucking weight you obese hypocritical whore!

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 22:24

( L_½M) I went to Colorado to smoke some weed, but I got stuck in the damned door.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 22:28

( L_½M) We invented apple pie, don't let anybody fool you. Also, if you visit you and don't eat apple pie, you are a terrorist.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 14:48

( L_½M) America is the best country in the world at everything! Go buckeyes!

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:51

( L_½M) I'm going to eat hamburger and then crash a muscle car at next bend.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:53

( L_½M) frrrrrrrrrrrrrap

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 03:32

( L_½M) Duke Nukem is a cool character.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 17:27

( L_½M) Count calories? No way. Since I am not in school, I am not doing any math.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 01:20

( L_½M) I'm not racist against black people! I'm fine with black people! I just get really scared whenever I see them and want to have nothing to do with them.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 23:25

( L_½M) I'm so sick of feminists and gay rights activists blaming me for being cruel to them. I am also sick of them blaming followers of Jesus. Go ahead and be yourself, just don't expect me to sponsor you! If you really want to make the world a better place, go to one of those strict Muslim countries. They are the ones that are unfair to women and gays.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 14:07

( L_½M) Using an automatic rifle and laser to hunt deer is unfair. That is why I have a Barrett sniper rifle with a night scope that can spot a fly from 1000 yards away.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 12:14

( L_½M) I almost died of heart attack because of my ample body fat, but doctors saved me. So, I owe them all my money.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 19:26

( L_½M) I can conflate gveganh and gvegetarianh as much as I like, thank you very much.
( L_½M) I'm vegetarian myself, you see. Except fish. And turkey on Thanksgiving. And steak.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 21:37

( L_½M) I have a stash of gold and silver because Ron Paul said that's better than having money in a bank.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 19:40

( L_½M) 50. Fat. Diabetic. Ahead of me... on his car that is smaller than mine.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 22:23

( L_½M) Thanks for putting a Starbucks across from the Starbucks! Having to cross more than one street is annoying.

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