( L_½M) Post American Things [CRUEL STEREOTYPES] (231)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 22:14

( L_½M) I will fucking sue you for that.

127 Name: ID: US90EEEE3124 : 1993-09-6340 21:24

( L_½M) Somebody get this damn ID tag off me.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6342 20:01

( L_½M) Hitler will save us from the Jews, gays, and cripples! I'm glad he's put them in concentration camps, what a hero. Now excuse me while I go light my torch and get in formation with the giant human swastika that's forming in the city square.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6350 01:22

( L_½M) Just thinking about Hitler is a horrible hate crime, worthy of a lawsuit or ten.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6350 12:20

( L_½M) That in mind, Quentin Tarantino's movie was totally awesome. More movies need to be about ass kicking and less about romance or drama.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6350 22:01

( L_½M) The reason why no other country has successfully revolted is because they are not America.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 01:08

( L_½M) Stop bellydancing with birds, Norway! It's inhumane!

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 05:44

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXjxHQQxcLw

( L_½M) If these guys opened up a restaurant I'd eat there every single day.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 07:11

( L_½M) I have a relatively large penis, I'm quite happy with it.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 07:17

( L_½M) I can't stop talking about penises, especially my own, which I think is relatively large.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 08:09

( L_½M) My penis has only been getting larger after I started taking those medicines the nice email people recommended! Or maybe switching to a shaving mirror is to blame. Whatever, I'm huge!

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 18:08

( L_½M) Be da da da da da da, be da da da da da da BATMAN! BATMAN! be da da da da da da da...

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 19:10

( L_½M) What? The entire world doesn't use QWERTY? Crystal bastards!

139 Name: I'm PATRIOTIC!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-6357 04:36

( L_½M) America is the best fucking country in the world, and all you Commie rat bastards can go to hell. I'm patriotic. Have I mentioned that?

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 15:12

This thread is racist.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 18:42

( L_½M) I deserve oil.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:15

ITT: Cutfag Amerifats jelly of us so-called Yuropoors.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 02:18

( L_½M) Obama did 9/11

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 09:14

( L_½M) Why would anyone use the name Rockman instead of Mega Man? He isn't made out of rocks!

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 10:20

( L_½M) Patents stimulate innovation.
( L_½M) American cartoons have better quality than European and Japanese ones. What do you mean the faces are inexpressive and the sceneries are bland? The only thing that matters is frame rate!
( L_½M) Every male human should have his penis circumcized.
( L_½M) Why aren't you aroused by gross women wearing unsubtle make-up? Are you gay or something?

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 22:00

( L_½M) I'm so glad our medicine compaines invested so much in making medicines related to Viagra. Curing cancer is boring.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 04:54

( L_½M) Why does everyone hate us i don't get it

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 13:11

( L_½M) Everyone is jealous.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 17:29

( L_½M) The louder a stereo system is, the better it is.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 22:26

( L_½M) My government is worthy of trust.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 07:19

( L_½M) No, I'm talking about real football, not that fag sport soccerball with those pansies prancing around in their short-shorts.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 17:45

( L_½M) Don't tell me that I don't use the metric system often enough! I have plenty of 5.56mm rifle ammo, 9x19mm handgun ammo, a bottle full of 100mg Viagra pills, 2 liter bottles of Pepsi in my refrigerator, a 750cc motorcycle, and a 5.9 liter turbodiesel engine in my truck!

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 05:37

( L_½M) A Presbyterian active church member shot up a theater and booby-trapped his apartment with explosives? Clearly this is an attack on Christianity, and indicative of how everyone should be carrying firearms everywhere! It's just like Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) said!

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 05:43

( L_½M) I completely trust corporations and the part of the government that blows people up. Also, it would be senseless if your political views didn't conform to a mainstream political party. My views on abortion MUST affect my views on foreign policy. MUST.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 05:58

( L_½M) Abortion is baby-killing. Once you're out of the womb, though, you're on your own. Fuck no, my tax dollars won't support your penniless single illegal immigrant mother.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 12:18

( L_½M) Don't tell me that we hurt the environment the most. Most of the waterways in China and India are simply gigantic open sewers and chemical waste dumps.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 01:16

( L_½M) Come to where the flavor is. Come to Marlboro Country.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 07:09

( L_½M) Student loans are safe.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 01:35

( L_½M) It should be illegal to pay for sex, everybody should have to get the woman to consent by taking her to an expensive restaurant.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 08:34

( L_½M) The terrorists are coming for my Range Rover

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7077 20:54

( L_½M) Only the happy merchants can save us from the terrorists.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7078 02:37

( L_½M) FOX news radio! FAIR and BALANCED!

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7078 02:39

( L_½M) You're just mad because Glen Beck has the BALLS the tell the truth.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7078 14:12

( L_½M) If you don't celebrate the 4th of July with less than 1 ton of explosives, you are a traitor.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 14:29

Everythings better with bacon and vegetarians are all massive homos

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 16:21

( L_½M) Socialism takes at least 12 bullets to kill and heals every time you reload.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 16:33

( L_½M) I hate paying taxes and call myself a tea party republican, but I still want full and comprehensive medical services, good roads, and a military strong enough to shit on ten foreign countries at a time.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7079 23:20

( L_½M) racism is wrong, unless it's against middle eastern people.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7080 01:41

( L_½M) White people are responsible for everything bad in this world.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7080 03:53

( L_½M)The other states should secede from California and New York.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7080 15:37

( L_½M) California declares a HIP HOP WAR on New York who counters with GANGSTA AIR STRIKES.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 01:01

( L_½M)The politically correct people make it impossible for me to tell a joke.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7085 01:12

( L_½M) If you speak two languages, you're bilingual. if you speak one language, you're an American. Also, we cannot into international news.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 04:47

( L_½M) http://i.imgur.com/QAxf4JK.jpg

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7086 15:37

( L_½M) Today's forecast will be partly free with a high chance of obesity.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7087 22:16

( L_½M) The accused are innocent until proven guilty, unless we don't feel like treating the accused as innocent until proven guilty.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7090 01:50

( L_½M) Nothing is good unless you can put it on a tshirt!
( L_½M) WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE OUT OF XL?????

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7094 00:08

( L_½M) I do not approve of the one child policy in China, but I still buy their cheap junk at Wal Mart or Target.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 04:22

( L_½M) If you are white you need to have to have more children. If you are not, stop multiplying like rabbits.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 04:41

( L_½M) OUTLAW CIGARETTES!
( L_½M) MAKE WEED LEGAL!

My captcha was lumness. I feel like that means something.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 21:34

( L_½M) Some artfag tricked me into seeing "Magnum opus"
What a load of bullshit! The name Magnum has to describe bullets or condoms.

( L_½M) I am going to watch a Dirty Harry movie, just to get that stupid movie out of my mind. A 44 Magnum is the best kind of Magnum.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 01:38

( L_½M) People shouldn't be allowed to choose when they die, they should spend their remaining days on life support machines until the Good Lord decides to take them home.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 02:07

( L_½M)I want it NOW.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 02:36

( L_½M) I'm an unemployed lawyer with 200K in student loan debt. Still, better than being a dirty blue-collar worker who can afford to eat something other than cat food!

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7134 10:22

( L_½M) That fat bitch Michelle Obama expects me to eat health food and lose weight! Why don't you tell me that after you eat all that disgusting health food, and you lose some fucking weight you obese hypocritical whore!

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7146 22:24

( L_½M) I went to Colorado to smoke some weed, but I got stuck in the damned door.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 22:28

( L_½M) We invented apple pie, don't let anybody fool you. Also, if you visit you and don't eat apple pie, you are a terrorist.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 14:48

( L_½M) America is the best country in the world at everything! Go buckeyes!

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:51

( L_½M) I'm going to eat hamburger and then crash a muscle car at next bend.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 00:53

( L_½M) frrrrrrrrrrrrrap

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 03:32

( L_½M) Duke Nukem is a cool character.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7173 17:27

( L_½M) Count calories? No way. Since I am not in school, I am not doing any math.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7174 01:20

( L_½M) I'm not racist against black people! I'm fine with black people! I just get really scared whenever I see them and want to have nothing to do with them.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7186 23:25

( L_½M) I'm so sick of feminists and gay rights activists blaming me for being cruel to them. I am also sick of them blaming followers of Jesus. Go ahead and be yourself, just don't expect me to sponsor you! If you really want to make the world a better place, go to one of those strict Muslim countries. They are the ones that are unfair to women and gays.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 14:07

( L_½M) Using an automatic rifle and laser to hunt deer is unfair. That is why I have a Barrett sniper rifle with a night scope that can spot a fly from 1000 yards away.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 12:14

( L_½M) I almost died of heart attack because of my ample body fat, but doctors saved me. So, I owe them all my money.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 19:26

( L_½M) I can conflate gveganh and gvegetarianh as much as I like, thank you very much.
( L_½M) I'm vegetarian myself, you see. Except fish. And turkey on Thanksgiving. And steak.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 21:37

( L_½M) I have a stash of gold and silver because Ron Paul said that's better than having money in a bank.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 19:40

( L_½M) 50. Fat. Diabetic. Ahead of me... on his car that is smaller than mine.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7335 22:23

( L_½M) Thanks for putting a Starbucks across from the Starbucks! Having to cross more than one street is annoying.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7336 16:53

( L_½M) Yeah, I'll have the triple meat burger, the jumbo fries, and a side of chicken strips. Oh, and could you add a diet coke to that? I'm trying to watch my figure.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7337 07:48

( L_½M) I tried that Alli drug that's supposed to help you lose weight, but it just made me have to shit all the time. How am I supposed to lose weight if I'm shitting out all my nutrition?! What a SCAM!! I'll sue...

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7347 13:05

( L_½M) I wholly support the Second Amendment.
( L_½M) Militia? That sounds like some terr'ist thing.
( L_½M) We need a vastly expensive military that invades foreign countries for our defense. Cutting military funding is not an option, even if the country is in debt.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 00:36

( L_½M) Big Pharma's cures work much better than that crap the people call "Holistic medicine."

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7365 13:42

( L_½M) I'm from Connecticut. What, don't you foreigners know everything about US geography?

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 14:20

( L_½M) I want a hamburger, EXTRA LARGE EXTRA SAUCE.
( L_½M) What do you mean, you only serve gay noodle dishes here?
( L_½M) Can I get directions to the nearest McDonalds?

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7370 14:20

( L_½M) We need to bomb them, for DEMOCRACY. So what if they're dead, as long as they've got DEMOCRACY.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7372 18:38

( L_½M) I ate a salad once because I was told it was good for me. I felt miserable eating it, and afterwards I felt shitty, as well. How can it be good for me if it makes me feel like crap?

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 16:15

( L_½M) Everytime I go on vacation outside America, i just can't believe how un-American all the non-Americans are. I try telling them the proper way to live and think, but they won't listen! It's an outrage!

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 19:51

( L_½M) Anime is gay faggot shit for gays, but the word is sort of similar to "America" in terms of spelling, so I support it.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7444 14:40

( L_½M) Being loud is the same thing as being right... USA! USA! USA!

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7446 16:43

( L_½M) I'm ANGRY! I'm so very angry about IMAGINARY ISSUES!

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7447 19:54

( L_½M) DA STRUGGEL 2 REAL >>211!!

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 18:22

( L_½M) School uniforms? Only for annoying snobby private schools and Asians!

215 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7527 20:29

( L_½M) I'm dead tired after work, so I get something from a drive thru window. Now that fucking warthog of a hypocrite, Michelle Obama intends to make everyone spend an hour a day cooking something. You think you know everything about life, but you get vacations and a staff that cooks and cleans for you. Stupid fucking cunt.

216 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7527 23:52

( L_½M) Wait, you mean this is Japanese? Why didn't you tell me earlier you weeaboo piece of crap.

217 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7528 00:40

( L_½M) Damn yuropoors hating on the land of freedom. We even get to choose for which of our two slightly different options we want to vote for!

218 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7528 13:55

( L_½M) I don't think you want to meet my lawyer.

219 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7533 21:28

( L_½M) I thought of going to China to marry a wonderful woman. Then, I saw this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_G4S8Kws8o
They became as annoying as American women!

220 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7534 09:20

( L_½M) I'm fat, I'm white, I'm always rite.

221 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7534 12:05

( L_½M) Our way of life is the best, and the rest of the world should adhere to it, by force if necessary.

222 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7540 21:31

( L_½M) What the FUCK, how dare they show a female nipple on TV! I'm changing the channel back to Gorefest Kill-o-rama.

223 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7713 17:45

( L_½M) Why are aircraft engineers given science degrees, yet they fail to make seatbelts that fit? Every time I fly, someone has to find an extension for my seatbelt!

( L_½M) Why not make a seatbelt that is already long enough for people to use?

224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7714 13:39

( L_½M) This thread is offensive to me as an American. I will be submitting a petition to the White House to have it removed as well as telling all ten million of my friends on Facebook about this insulting and damaging site. I won't rest until my feelings are vindicated and everyone who disagrees with me is made to suffer.

225 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7725 19:31

( L_½M) I'm glad that there will be a Disney park in Shanghai, China. Chinese tourists piss me off.

226 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-10480 23:47

( L_½M) Liquid Smoke is the most patriotic condiment and my tubby hands just unloaded a bunch instead of a dash on my burger so I'll just be here tasting the Stars and Stripes forever!

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