( ´_⊃｀) I will fucking sue you for that.
( ´_⊃｀) I tried that Alli drug that's supposed to help you lose weight, but it just made me have to shit all the time. How am I supposed to lose weight if I'm shitting out all my nutrition?! What a SCAM!! I'll sue...
( ´_⊃｀) I wholly support the Second Amendment.
( ´_⊃｀) Militia? That sounds like some terr'ist thing.
( ´_⊃｀) We need a vastly expensive military that invades foreign countries for our defense. Cutting military funding is not an option, even if the country is in debt.
( ´_⊃｀) Big Pharma's cures work much better than that crap the people call "Holistic medicine."
( ´_⊃｀) I'm from Connecticut. What, don't you foreigners know everything about US geography?
( ´_⊃｀) I want a hamburger, EXTRA LARGE EXTRA SAUCE.
( ´_⊃｀) What do you mean, you only serve gay noodle dishes here?
( ´_⊃｀) Can I get directions to the nearest McDonalds?
( ´_⊃｀) We need to bomb them, for DEMOCRACY. So what if they're dead, as long as they've got DEMOCRACY.
( ´_⊃｀) I ate a salad once because I was told it was good for me. I felt miserable eating it, and afterwards I felt shitty, as well. How can it be good for me if it makes me feel like crap?
( ´_⊃｀) Everytime I go on vacation outside America, i just can't believe how un-American all the non-Americans are. I try telling them the proper way to live and think, but they won't listen! It's an outrage!
( ´_⊃｀) Anime is gay faggot shit for gays, but the word is sort of similar to "America" in terms of spelling, so I support it.
( ´_⊃｀) Being loud is the same thing as being right... USA! USA! USA!
( ´_⊃｀) School uniforms? Only for annoying snobby private schools and Asians!
( ´_⊃｀) I'm dead tired after work, so I get something from a drive thru window. Now that fucking warthog of a hypocrite, Michelle Obama intends to make everyone spend an hour a day cooking something. You think you know everything about life, but you get vacations and a staff that cooks and cleans for you. Stupid fucking cunt.
( ´_⊃｀) I thought of going to China to marry a wonderful woman. Then, I saw this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_G4S8Kws8o
They became as annoying as American women!
( ´_⊃｀) Why are aircraft engineers given science degrees, yet they fail to make seatbelts that fit? Every time I fly, someone has to find an extension for my seatbelt!
( ´_⊃｀) Why not make a seatbelt that is already long enough for people to use?
( ´_⊃｀) This thread is offensive to me as an American. I will be submitting a petition to the White House to have it removed as well as telling all ten million of my friends on Facebook about this insulting and damaging site. I won't rest until my feelings are vindicated and everyone who disagrees with me is made to suffer.
( ´_⊃｀) I'm glad that there will be a Disney park in Shanghai, China. Chinese tourists piss me off.
( ´_⊃｀) Liquid Smoke is the most patriotic condiment and my tubby hands just unloaded a bunch instead of a dash on my burger so I'll just be here tasting the Stars and Stripes forever!