>>2 has doubled this thread's productivity through his love for the worker's state, and is a model for all.
>>3 is the only person in America who thinks of Labor Day as anything more than a day off of work.
>>4 is painting an agitprop mural of the New Soviet Man right now.
>>6 will fight for his cause long after it ceases to be a national priority.
>>7 Is constantly waiting in line for a small ration or sub-par medical care.
>>8 receives a free health care and has a forced employment.
>>9 fancies himself an "intellectual" who shouldn't have to worry about things like "jobs" when the dictatorship of the proletariat puts him in his "proper" environment where he can spend as much time "thinking" as he likes.
>>10 wears a Che shirt with an added caption of "ASK ME ABOUT THIS MAN".
>>11 trims his hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle.
>>12 drives one of these beautifully crafted cars: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUZuZybWES4
>>17 tried to join the politburo, and they said "maybe next year, comrade".