>>45 killed a man for a pair of authentic american jeans.
>>46 posts websites on .su domains about how his Kalashnikov is sooooo much better than any capitalist weapon.
>>47 distributes radical literature at labor strikes and music festivals.
>>49 Generates electricity the Chernobyl way, and tell the world that capitalism is what wrecks the environment and causes a lack of care for worker safety.
>>50 wrote a biology textbook in which the central thesis is that all living things are naturally good little Marxist-Leninists, therefore Darwinist "ideology" based on capitalist-style competition for finite resources is false. >>50 concludes that evolution occurs in nature but is the result of the aspirations of lower life forms to become the New Soviet Man.
>>51 pushed a bill to mandate placing stickers on all economics books saying, "This textbook contains material on capitalism. Capitalism is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered."
>>52 is a self-quoting communist who can't edit kopipe correctly
>>53 rejects all forms of scientific and mathematical inquiry that does not lead to the conclusion that the global communist revolution is deterministically and irrefutably inevitable.
>>54 secretly ordered the deaths of thousands when the aforementioned Communist Revolution failed to come about, before quickly writing out anything that may imply that he predicted the revolution, and denying the whole thing.
>>55 writes every single one of his community college writing assignments in hegelian dialectic.
>>56 enjoys writing scripts for agitprop street theater in his spare time.
>>58 regards the International Geophysical Year with mild disdain.
>>61 Went to the same school as Ayn Rand, and made so many jokes about her.
>>62 seriously expects cradle to grave government support of his worthless life.
>>63 denounces anyone and everyone who is unaware of the Marxian concept of the withering away of the State as a dirty revisionist.
>>66 would stand firm beside his hard working comrades as they toil in mines, fields and factories everywhere, but he is busy writing a book concerning the important of standing firm beside one's hard working comrades as they toil in mines, fields and factories everywhere.
>>67 Abducts children and treats them like slaves in order to win Olympic events.
>70 Doesn't mind the government rationing his food supplies each month.
>>71 fervently believes his life is better off in the hands of faceless bureaucrats than in his own.
>>73 loves talking about how his country's men excelled in sports, academics, manufacturing, engineering and science during socialism.
>>74 Tells everyone his state owned monopoly enterprise is more efficient than multiple privately owned enterprises due to no duplication of efforts. Too bad he doesn't realize what happens when the people get paid equally no matter how much they accomplish.
>>75 calls himself a God-fearing liberal to avoid being blacklisted in Hollywood, where he will only accept the roles of honest factory workers exploited by their ruthless profit-driven superiors.
>>76 The words "Private Property" areas offensive as the words "Mother Fucker" in an elementary school.
>>78 Feels it is necessary to change the birth rate of his people.
>>80 regularly gets beaten up for protesting at skinhead rallies.
>>81 casts aspersions on others in the hopes that his own red sympathies will escape notice.
>>82 lives where the first words on each building are "The people's" "The democratic people's" or "The revolutionary people's"
>>83 wants his student loan debt to be erased. As it should be!
Communism is actually good.
>>84 understands economics well enough to understand that rich people make so much money that they could support literally the entire world if we redistributed their wealth. This is what the mainstream media doesn't want you to know.
>>86 Became a communist as soon as he found out that wages have not been raising on par with productivity for more than a decade and demands fair payment from his parasite rent-seeking boss.
>>87 understands the difference between relative purchasing power and inflation. Wages only going up to match inflation does not mean everything is fine if the cost of living keeps going up.
>>88 makes serious posts in joke threads and can't stop bringing up economics every single time he talks to someone.