>>420 Became the boss of his company because he inherited wealth, committed trickery, and took credit for the achievements of someone else. Now he has those real motivational posters in his office that tell everyone how honesty and hard work bring success. He also has a bunch of books that are basically thousands of BS motivational sayings in paperback.
>>420 goes to children's hospitals and puts smelly stuff in hard to find places.
>>420 is a butt, an unfair butt who takes pride in knowing that he won unfairly.
>>420 writes the worst poetry in the universe and interrupts TV broadcasts just to read it.
>>420 is the reason my mum asks, "Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?"
>>420 Makes tiny cuts in high pressure hydraulic hoses, so they explode at full pressure, killing people with burning hot oil.
>>420 disguises flamethrowers as boy's toy guns and girl's magic wands.
>>420 tattoos rude words and phalli onto people's faces while they're asleep.
>>420 permanently ruins public toilet stalls by etching rude words and phalli into the walls, ceiling, toilet paper dispenser, sink, mirror, and garbage can. He then throws things in the urinals that will not flush.
>>420 Experiments with EMP bombs near airport control towers.
>>420 writes user manuals that make no sense and are wrong more than half of the time. Don't bother calling the phone numbers in the manual, otherwise you will talk to a computer that also makes no sense, or you will talk to someone in India that also makes no sense.
He then uses his lawyers to prosecute anyone who shares info on how to make things work.
>>420 patents software that he didn't invent and sues anyone using it.
Every time you install a piece of software from >>420 you end up with a bunch of crappy trialware that is nearly impossible to delete without deleting something that you actually want to keep.
>>420 created a virus that locks your discs from being read and marketed it as a DRM scheme.
>>420 shakes up soda cans and beer cans so that when someone opens a refreshing drink, half of it sprays in somebody's face.
>>420 finds a way to avoid paying child support for those babies
>>420 keeps asking "HOW IS BABBY FORMED?" even though he knows the answer.
>>420 promised a quality entertainment for 10 US Dollar but never delivered.
>>420 sends forged IDs by mail and reports recipients to authorities.
>>420 force feeds contaminated bacon to innocent Jewish children.
>>420 bullies little girls by luring them to abandoned buildings, tying them up, and slapping their faces with his penis repeatedly
>>420 Sneaks into central banks and sets the money printing machines into hyperdrive, causing massive inflation.
>>420's family secretly controls the central bank in your country
>>420 Takes great 2D video games and makes terrible 3D sequels of them.
>>420 hides pressure sensitive explosives inside soccer balls.
>>420 Insults people with handicaps. Yesterday he met a man with only one hand. He then recited the whole "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" story.
>>420 secretly replaces toy lasers with extremely powerful lasers, resulting in children lighting themselves on fire.
>>420 writes offensive messages about unfathomably weak people on the Internet.
>>420 Agreed to a contract that keeps "The Simpsons" on air for another season.
>>420 has created more big pyramid schemes than Egypt has pyramids.
>>420 is a jerk and an asshole, and I don't have to explain why, it's obvious.