Changes in v11.0:
Do you know any good plants for a small room? I was going to ask about "oxygen-producing" ones, but then remembered that plants breathe at nights and consume almost as much oxygen as they produce in daylight.
Sansevieria should be good.
I want to fill my room with oxygen and flick a lighter.
Stupid lorry driver, where did you learn to park? Way to turn a slight curve into a sharp turn.
>>496
I know a lot of people who speak English, though it is not their first language. There's definitely people who switch between them however.
>>491
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/06/02/opinion/sunday/the-banality-of-googles-dont-be-evil.html
I don't share Assange's grim and pessimistic depiction of the future, but I like the title picture.
The world's largest Giant Ass
>>505
ttp://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/06/02/sunday-review/02ASSANGEsub/02ASSANGEsub-superJumbo.jpg extra large (with extra sauce)
Don't think, trust your gut.
You want how much for your work? You're researching the drug that will save millions, probably even you! It's for everybody, and it's for you! You should have a personal interest in this. Come on, do it for free.
ESA, please stop giving names of the greatest scientists to what is basically a space lorry that will be destroyed on re-entry.
People are going to launch spacecraft for a couple decades then consider that "there is nothing worth out there". Thus they will slowly descend into Apathy.
Blessed by Noseybonk.
science is theologically incorrect
God put us on the ground and put the "ancient" stuff under it as toys and gifts for us (bones and oil?)
Natural gas should be considered "Our Lord's flatulence", and all rights to its extraction, sale and distribution should be given to Vatican.
Loss of ironic thought.
There wasn't a cute librarian...
Let's go on a train and pretend that it's The Enterprise!
Bash him in PMs and stalk him all over the web forums!
To mend a diesel car buy a new one with a petrol engine.
slo.wr, web 2.0 portal for people who like to take things easy.
wanna go to space
space ship docking photos and videos are strangely erotic
Too bored to read.
burgled king
Repent and homogenize!
Research topic: "Consequences of sexting on an interplanetary flight."
Don't lie about "the new format".
>>529
Missing a critical time window, over/undershooting target, failing proper reentry operations. Probably short circuits and malfunctions caused by free-flying liquids.
Eat chocolates. Eat more chocolates.
Best hiding spot is under bunk bed's upper... err... upper deck.
>>529
Spontaneous self-combustion. At least my mum told me that this would happen if I ever masturbate.
Are we there yet?
When you see somebody planking, plank that person and make sure that your crotch is over their butt. Get an erection if you don't find this set-up embarrassing enough.
You choose, I lose.
Won't let you pick, dork, forget it.
Do you have your nasal hair trimmed?
Ring me forever, alarm clock.
Don't give up now.
That bus seat makes me feel like I'm a soldier riding on a Huey, ready to rain down fire and freedom on the villages below.
Focus your Qi.
Keep your cadence steady. No, it doesn't have anything to do with your collection of pony toys, just keep cycling.
Keep your cadence below 60 rpm, and your knees will bend backwards in a year or two. Amateur cyclist will laugh at you limping around.
I meant "amateur cyclists", the timid lot. Little do they know what future holds for them.
That is BENT KNEES, of course!
Thank you, everyone, thank you! You're the best audience I have ever had!
But seriously, get on the bike. SPIN IT FAST LIKE A PRO! It's good for your butt and tummy, you know.
A cavalcade of bicycles riding towards the sunset.
It's late, but it's never late for BICYCLES.
If you're confused YELL.
If you're confused, RIDE A BICYCLE!
tear and wear
I could use some chocolate-flavoured toothpaste right now.
Twitching aim and a hairy trigger are the most important skills of any competitive FPS gamer.
The ability of tumbling and tumbling around to dodge incoming bullets is essential too.
Cool breeze.
Motocross Champion for Famicom is the best game ever.
You're hardly expressive
Ever heard of pitted keratolysis? You might want to get yourself checked.
I still miss thesaurus, the scary beast.
I'm getting all of my ideas from twitter.
Too bad people on submarines can't post there. Only people with subs in their mouths and instagram photos of them.
Idea for a movie/video game: zombies on bicycles slow and fast; teaches the importance of steady pedalling.
Better idea: swimming zombies fighting sharks and saving the day. Include an intimate scene with fishermen and/or coastal guard.
Enough of good ideas and healthy lifestyle tips for today, fuck it.
I wish the anime board was a little more active, but not as much as here.
>>575
A rare event is happening here: the race between ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)‼ Anime can wait.
CUTE LIBRARIAN ALARM! I'm lost for words already.
Should I request Kamasutra and casually ask her whenever she read it, and wouldn't she like some practice?
Vc: rejizz
>>575
When the seeds we planted 6 years ago elsewhere come to fruition everyone will come to our anime board because the other place will fester to that degree.
XBOX one: It runs on goat urine and needs a stable 4556 TB/s connection to not play games.
Good morning!
>>580
It looks like a VCR. It has a generic PC inside that you could buy for $700 about a year ago (which will become "1.5-2 years ago" when Xbox One is released). It's rubbish.
Install Windows on it, Microsoft, add keyboard and mouse support and let people go Pro on your Microcsoft-branded PC!
Going to teach myself some Python now.
I want to be mauled by a polar bear.
Rain will wash my tears away.
Triangulation is the way to go.
shabby flabbergasters
Karate-chop attackers on your freedom.
It's morning. It's 0748 of September 7220, don't argue.
They say that there is at least one giant superstructure, a string, in each universe. Does it mean that it's a rival of DQN?
Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today!
Tie a ribbon on it.
Quit watching porn and come help me.
penetration exhibition
Would it upset you greatly if I referred to my hands as fore-paws, etc?
I mean if it would I won't do that. I'm trying to be cute, see? Being annoying isn't cute at all. Also, additional stress might shorten your lifespan. I wouldn't want this either.
Oh cock, people on the street must heard me sing.
stuck in a poop chute head-first
I've never played PvP in multiplayer games because I'm a shy asshole.