CTRL+V THREAD! [Part Ⅻ] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8212 17:58

CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ]

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8378 12:32

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 01:10

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 08:35

Actor and internet meme factory foreman George Takei

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 16:04

’Why, of course,’ I said after a moment’s reflection, ‘if it hadn’t been for phallic worship, they would have built the spire pointing downwards and standing on its own apex!’

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 18:35

The LOLI database can be accessed using either LOLI Desktop or LOLI-On-Line.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8379 22:24

Percutaneous transhepatic cholangiography (PTHC or PTC) or percutaneous hepatic cholangiogram is a radiologic technique used to visualize the anatomy of the biliary tract. A contrast medium is injected into a bile duct in the liver, after which X-rays are taken.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 10:07

For a system in which gravity is important, such as the universe

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 10:51

在郷軍人病

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8381 19:44

それらの何百も

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 04:41

Anytime you try to organize something on /b/, the set of steps must be simple so that your average /b/tard can follow the instructions without screwing things up.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 18:47

11:41 *** TheWhiteKnightofLight (~Amiga@daIRC-48FFDABA.bois.qwest.net) has joined the room
11:41 <TheWhiteKnightofLight> Just to let you guys know, we're watching you. And we'll flag all videos we see.
11:41 <TheWhiteKnightofLight> Fucking nerd losers. Get a life.
11:41 <Casey123> why?
11:41 <Casey123> I like being lifeless
11:41 <Nemesis> as you lurk our irc and flag our vids
11:41 <VIEanon> lol moralfag
11:41 *** soul__ is now known as TheWhiteKnightofFail
11:41 <Nemesis> YOU HAVE A LIFE?
11:41 <ninus3d> awesome nick there, moralfag
11:42 <TheWhiteKnightofFail> TheWhiteKnightofFail, butthurt?
11:42 *** Blasphemer is now known as TheWhiteKnightofEpicFail
11:42 <TheWhiteKnightofLight> Don't you guys have a hobby or something? Why do you have to spam yotube with your filth?
11:42 * TheWhiteKnightofEpicFail .
11:42 <Anonymous> it IS our hobby
11:42 <Nemesis> I have a few hobbies, raiding is one of them
11:42 <TheWhiteKnightofLight> Well that's a pathetic hobby then.
11:42 <tatata> yes indeed
11:42 <Nemesis> so is killing raids
11:42 <tatata> its great fun
11:42 <Nemesis> don't you have a life
11:42 <TheWhiteKnightofFail> we're doing something good for the world. they get free porn. our movement is pretty altruistic, unlike you, who just do this for your ego

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 01:58

Dear No Man's Sky Haters…

You. Yes, you. The one screaming, "There's no multiplayer!" and "Sean Murray lied to us!" and other slurs I dare not mention.

Tread lightly.

You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. You aren't just IN the minority; you ARE the minority. I don't feel awkward or anxious playing No Man's Sky around others, and your words don't affect me. Many others, however, are coming out of their shells for the first time in their lives. This is the first time many are enjoying the beautiful world that has been procedurally generated for us - and it IS beautiful. Incredibly so. DON'T ruin this for them. We No Man's Sky fans may have our differences, but we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow explorers, especially against someone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us all together.

Don't take this the wrong way. I don't hate you. I don't fear you.

I pity you.

I'm sorry that you feel this way towards us. I'm sorry that No Man's Sky is such a bane to your existence. And I'm sorry that you are missing out on such a wonderful experience. Mostly, though, I'm sorry that you feel the need to go around and publicly chastise and berate others. I'm sorry that, to ensure your own validity, you need to make others feel invalid. I'm sorry that your self-worth is so infinitesimally miniscule that you have to make others feel less-than-human, at least in your own denatured mind, just to feel whole. I am truly sorry that day-in and day-out you have to put up with your worthless, meaningless, Shakespearean tragedy of a life.

I ask you politely to cease your unnecessary cries for attention, and instead invite you to join our ranks. Uninstall Call of Duty, start up No Man's Sky, and breathe in the splendour and the amazement of your first planet, and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll see what you've been so hopelessly searching for this whole time.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 16:06

In the centre of the image, a girl is sitting holding her knees. Her feet are covered with a white blanket. Her right arm is linked to an IV drip. She is sitting on what appears to be an enlarged microchip, with another identical, with a pillow on it, next to her. The ground around her appears to be a circuit board, with enlarged versions of transistors, resistors and other components. There are also other objects: a large pair of glasses in the foreground, a large packet of pills on the left, a raised hospital bed in the top left, an MRI at the top right, a tree in the top centre, and some sort of tall angular thing I can't recognise in the top right.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 16:55

Florida man accused of holding gun to girlfriend's head while she breastfed baby

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 19:07

While modern inkjet and laser printers are nowhere near as spontaneously flammable as their mainframe ancestors,[citation needed] the lp device code in all sorts of POSIX-compliant operating systems retained this legacy message.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 23:58

There Jones is, sweating, saying ‘perhaps, err, “the universal,” uh, could be said to have a certain kind of, one might argue, a certain quality of “perfection”’ – and then Sam smacks Jones, and Otto objects to this, and Sam in explaining himself says Jones was mentioning a set of qualities suspiciously like those possessed by, by – by what? says Otto triumphantly, and smacks Sam – and so on.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 00:08

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 12:26

Che significa al minuto 1:18 Mussolini con le orecchie da gatto, la coda da gatto e una ciambella sulla coda? Davvero non capisco, è un semplice nonsense o ha un significato nascosto particolare nella comicità giapponese?

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 17:35

The RAH Band - Messages From The Stars

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 04:00

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 05:02

great houses could use 100 lb of wax and tallow in a
single winter night ([3], p. 74). Others, not as rich, would go to sleep
earlier.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 12:21

====== Track information ======

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 00:19

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 14:49

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 22:38

>>320
Genuinely interested by the answer to this question.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 16:46

Live fast, die young, and win the sperm competition.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 20:33

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 20:45

The University’s disciplinary process is not a legal process and thus rules of law, evidence, and procedure used in legalproceedings do not apply and will not be used.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 20:56

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 05:51

: it's in melbourne

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 11:37

When Diogenes asked Antisthenes to mentor him, Antisthenes ignored him and reportedly "eventually beat him off with his staff".[1] Diogenes responds, "Strike, for you will find no wood hard enough to keep me away from you, so long as I think you've something to say."[1]

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 14:10

Really, these were all solvable problems! Depression is treatable, new jobs are findable, and bodies can be hidden.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 07:02

“There is no evidence it is an extensive black-market parallel system that would generate a large number of organs from executed prisoners,” Millis said, adding that unsanctioned transplants occur in other parts of the world as well.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 10:50

an English occultist, ceremonial magician, poet, painter, novelist, and mountaineer.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 16:16

: his clients committed suicide at a rate that would have alarmed a man armed with less robust self-confidence.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 23:08

is7X8ThzzMC7CL2VtAvd

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 23:27

Congress always wants to do away with paternalism. So it has a policy designed to do away with Indians. If there are no Indians, there cannot be any paternalism.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 05:27

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 17:55

Cute things

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 02:21

The DQN Board meets on the second Saturday of each month (except July), and is open to all interested DQN members. The meetings are held at the Aerospace Union Hall.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 12:30

The Japanese government will launch a project to improve medical services in the Russian Far East, as part of the eight-point assistance initiative shown by Prime Minister Shinzo Abe to Russian President Vladimir Putin in May, sources said Monday.

Tokyo and Moscow will set up a consultative body to be joined by senior officials to materialize the Abe-pledged cooperation in the medical sector and start a field study in the Far East region this autumn to improve medical services and build a hospital with cutting-edge Japanese technologies there, the sources said.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 22:58

Holy mother of Arceus.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 19:22

I will get banned for POSTING UNHELPFUL shit and BAD FISH, I KNOW this from PERSONAL EXPERIENCE #tcot.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 16:42

As the audience for poetry continues to contract, there will come a tipping point—perhaps it has already arrived—when the majority of adult readers are academic professionals or graduate students training for those professions. What is the future of an art when the majority of its audience must be paid to participate?

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 23:25

malcolm_x_(artist)

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8402 23:27

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 11:20

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 12:28

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352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 13:36

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 15:34

Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact name. Please search for Tanasinn in Wikipedia to check for alternative titles or spellings.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 19:23

locals were sick of replacing the Fucking signs.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 19:28

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8403 23:34

Showing results for robert plant instead of fast robert

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8404 16:44

Criticism [edit]
It is not known whether methods of socionics have ever been put up to critical scientific scrutiny.[citation needed]

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8405 09:47

virtual chicken little funk operator

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 05:16

360 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8406 06:17

Eventually, Fingal begins to enjoy his baboon existence until he finds his peaceful perch in a tree threatened by an elephant shaking it for fruit.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 06:31

リーナのタンポポ

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 16:42

GucTiggy

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 21:17

Aside from writing his own book on tactics, Cao Cao was also essential in preserving perhaps the most famous war manual of all time, Sun Tzu’s “The Art of War”. The book had evidently fallen out of favor with the upper class and was in danger of disappearing altogether. Some government officials worried that it encouraged people to rebellion. Cao Cao not only preserved the Art of War, he wrote an extensive commentary on it based on his own experiences and observations. Some have even said that Cao Cao completely rewrote the book and claimed that it was Sun Tzu’s work. While such an accusation is meant to be negative to Cao Cao, it means that the version everybody has been reading for the last 1800 years is his. This work has been held in high regard by a great many of successful generals even into modern times. The successful WWII generals Douglas MacArthur and George Patton were greatly inspired by the book. Patton went so far as to suggest that the U.S. Army adopt it as a set of field regulations.

So in his own way, Cao Cao helped defeat the Nazis.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8406 23:05

to the people who comment on this video without having an anime avatar: you are true patriots and I will never stop saluting you to the people who comment on this video with an anime avatar: die of feline aids from jacking off to 2d catgirl swill you impotent mongoloids

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 00:10

>>364
I can relate, I've done both. Sticking with default avatars is your best option from here on out.

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 00:52

🙃

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 03:46

Make a point to go with a buddy if you aren't part of the brave souls at 6 am, gym time is bonding time.
STRETCH YOSELF, and do whatever you're comfortable with. No need to show off, girls don't look at us anyways.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 03:56

らぶらぶオンライン

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 19:54

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 22:37

When we got older, nearly all of us fancied boys who looked like girls

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8407 23:56

birries.tumblr.com

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8408 05:01

It'd be like if there was a deaf guy, who lived by himself his whole life, and never met anyone so never even comprehended that people could speak and hear sounds. And then one day people come to his house, and they're the first people he's ever met, and they're jabbering back and forth at each other, and he can't figure out why and then one of them writes down on a piece of paper (he can still read) "Your penis is missing."

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8408 16:25

Between dogs and cats my degree of choice is so great that it would never occur to me to compare the two. I have no active dislike for dogs, any more than I have for monkeys, human beings, negroes, cows, sheep, or pterodactyls; but for the cat I have entertained a particular respect and affection ever since the earliest days of my infancy. In its flawless grace and superior self-sufficiency I have seen a symbol of the perfect beauty and bland impersonality of the universe itself, objectively considered; and in its air of silent mystery there resides for me all the wonder and fascination of the unknown. The dog appeals to cheap and facile emotions; the cat to the deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception in the human mind. It is no accident that the contemplative Egyptians, together with such later poetic spirits as Poe, Gautier, Baudelaire, and Swinburne, were all sincere worshippers of the supple grimalkin.

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8408 17:45

坂田知美

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8408 22:40

>>374

>Down among the unclefts, things do not happen in steady flowings, but in leaps between bestandings that are forbidden.

This sounds like a D&D campaign.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8408 22:57

theatlantic.com###blocker-msg-start
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378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8408 22:59

in.nextLine

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 03:34

>>376

>Today we wield both kind of uncleftish doings in weapons, and

kernelish splitting gives us heat and bernstoneness. We hope to
do likewise with togethermelting, which would yield an unhemmed
wellspring of work for mankindish goodgain.

>
>Soothly we live in mighty years!

I'm pretty sure these are the opening lines of B-2 Keep on the Borderlands

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 22:55

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 21:17

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 15:18

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 20:41

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385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 23:47

Ashita wa Dou Shiyou

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 01:38

Knife, Butterfly
A butterfly knife has a blade concealed between two halves of the handle that can be brought to bear quickly.

Benefit: If you are proficient with the butterfly knife (or have the Quick Draw feat) and are holding it in your hand, you may open it as a free action; a nonproficient user must spend a move action to open it. Otherwise, treat this weapon as a dagger. When it’s closed, you gain a +2 bonus on Sleight of Hand checks made to conceal it on your body.

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 05:35

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 13:48

(」・ω・)」うー(/・ω・)/にゃー

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 14:33

The Lego giraffe, in turns out, does not have a penis.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 19:00

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 22:05

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:8f8c0af85951119984d83ee657bcdc53285c90df&dn=Star%20Wars%201977%20TN1%20v1.6%20BR.iso&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 22:23

It looks a lot like even though they are outbreeding us, we are outmeme-ing them, and that gives us a decisive advantage.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 22:57

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395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8413 03:03

The German name for this cultivar, frauenglück, is more euphemistic than its English equivalent; it translates as "women's joy".

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8413 15:20

\(・ω・)/レツ にゃー

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8413 15:48

the planet Venus, the number 7, the emerald, the lynx, the rose, cannabis, arsenic, copper, fire, the solar plexus chakra, the archangel Haniel, the Egyptian goddess Hathor, the concepts of love and victory, et cetera, et cetera.

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8413 16:38

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8413 17:19

Are you trying to tell me there isn't really a huge international financial market based around poorly drawn electronic images?

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8414 00:57

I'd almost recommend deleting the entire article, because as it stands it's mostly disinformation.

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