CTRL+V THREAD! [Part Ⅻ] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8212 17:58

CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ]

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 00:22

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 00:49

Koushiro

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 02:28

d) or invade the compound and steal the codebook

504 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8443 03:16

Last night I had a dream you had a cat that was all rainbow colored and was huge like 5 feet in length and had makeup on it's face🐱🌈

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 04:01

and love for snacking on roasted sunflower seeds while remaining squatted, spitting the seeds' shells.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 06:59

The best thing I can compare this to is a woman calling the police because there’s a naked man in a squat on her kitchen counter staring at her with a twisted smile and the police telling her to leave the man be because he’s just staring and probably won’t touch her, and if a burglar or rapist or murderer ever breaks into the house, they’ll be so weirded out when they see the naked smiling squatting man on the counter that they’ll leave and won’t harm her.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 08:22

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 06:58

„Kein Mann, der jemals richtig über Frauen nachgedacht hat, wird danach noch eine hohe Meinung von ihnen haben; Männer verachten die Frauen entweder, oder sie haben nie wirklich über sie nachgedacht.“

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 07:57

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 10:14

>>507
I own that one in purple...

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 11:52

In 1993, while you were falling in love and having a crush on her, I peddled key chains stamped with ‘Friendship’ at an extortionate price with a mountain gorilla called ‘Sonic Nipple’ whose entire body was covered with pink hair in South Cameroon.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 19:44

Here’s how I imagine it. You have a pot of soup on the stove and you go to your spice area and you think, “Man, I’m glad this area isn’t cluttered up with any shitty leaves. Shitty stupid garbage leaves. Little waste of money green things that make you feel crazy. Like leaves from a tree outside, and you throw them in for no reason. Thank god!”

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 11:02

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 11:10

ttps://theworstlabel.bandcamp.com/track/misfortune-star

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 11:49

Mandarin's power rings vs. Lantern Corps power rings

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 00:55

First and foremost, the most shocking change over this past year has been the overhaul of www.4chan.org. In December, we launched the third revision of the main site, which was initially met with some dissent. While I understand the change was unwelcome to some, it was a necessary step forward for the site. To sum up my feelings on it: there is now something, where there was previously nothing. The old front page contained little to no useful information; it was cryptic and outdated. To the casual observer, 4chan was a peach colored page containing links that had something to do with cats and cake. Since the news has not been regularly updated, pictures tended to sit on the main page for months at a time, which quickly became a waste of bandwidth, and useful space. And now that's all changed―instead of nothing, there is now something. We offer dynamic content consisting of recent images, popular threads, and the latest posts. Apart from the cries of "Web 2.0!", I have yet to read a compelling argument against the new design, and thus, it will remain. 4chan's front page is now both intuitive and useful, something that it has lacked for years.

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 02:49

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 08:00

(live)

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 10:17

Bits and Piec

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 14:13

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 14:14

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 14:14

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 14:16

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 20:53

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 20:56

Soon enough, the blogger has accepted his identity as a part of Chuck’s own mind, racing against time to stop a highly evolved species of the book Pounded In The Butt By My Book Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt from destroying the Earth.

But things get heated when the enemy paperback space captain, Mimmer Tops, reveals that his intensions are much more sensual than warlike, culminating in a gay anal pounding that will have your jaw on the floor.

This erotic tale is 4,700 words of sizzling human on gay book action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and sentient Pounded In The Butt By My Book Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt love.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 21:19

In Tanzania, for example, you could tell the representative of the sole and omnipotent political party, the Party of the Revolution, by his girth alone. Tanzanians were thin, but party men were fat. The party representative in my village sent a man to prison because the man's wife refused to sleep with him. In Nigeria the police hired out their guns by night to the armed robbers.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 21:25

Niggeria

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 01:47

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 02:09

Doogee X5 Max Pro

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 16:52

A couple years ago I went into the polling place for my neighborhood. (California, so Demoncrap controlled). For those that don't bother to vote and don't know this, the way it works is, you check in with your address- not your name... odd, right?

Anyway, they thumbed through the printed out register, find my address and tell me to sign by my name. OK. But wait... I live with my wife and minor children, only my wife and I are registered to vote....But what's this, there are 4 (four!!) people registered to vote AT MY ADDRESS!

I notice the two fraudulent names are MY last name with Mexican first names- one was "Maria" with my last name. I asked them about it before I signed, they just ignored me until I got my camera out and tried to photograph the page. They freaked out, grabbed the logs and said I was breaking the law trying to photograph the page.

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 02:36

when new tingler is finished I am a HARD BUCKAROO, realizing that all this work has turned into a real book and people will read it and they will think you are such a good author. this is a good way and this proves love is real! so it is time to get celebrating and this means going out to dinner with son (name of jon) he is so handsome and i am so proud of him! he will take me to dinner and say "want to try something new tonight chuck?" and i say "NO WAY BUDDY I WANT SPAGHETTI" and then I order my spaghetti and we have a nice toast with our meal and think: now the world is a little bit more HARD and a little more full of love for a plane or a dinosuar or a handsome meatball or a handsome unicorn or a bad boy physically manifested concept. so then you can think of that while you have your celebration meal with your son jon, knowing that youve added something to the world that will always be there and always give love and joy. that is a good way to mark the occasion.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 13:09

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 13:42

>>536
Crossing the lanes like that remind me of the 3rd of https://xkcd.com/253/

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 17:38

無色の緑色の考えが猛烈に眠る

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 18:10

>>538
Without googling, is this from the Japanese wikipedia article on Noam Chomsky?

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 19:15

>>539
It is the sentence you are thinking of ;)

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 16:31

If Hillary wins, the government collapses. The economic system collapses. The EBT system collapses. Social Security goes away. Healthcare collapses. Law and Order disappears as the Fedguv machine collapses and the savages go ape-shit over losing their freebies. Wars begin when we can’t pay back our national debt. Companies collapse as the banking system they need goes under. Too big to fail transitions to TOO BIG TO SAVE. And all of that will probably sweep all across the globe.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 17:37

if(keyboard_check_pressed(vk_space))
{
vspeed = -sqrt(2 * gravity * height); //Replace height with your desired height.
}

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 17:52

Clines with Partial Panmixia Across a Geographical Barrier in an Environmental Pocket

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 20:41

Hey Fags

Instead of sitting around on the internet all day, posting pointless messages and abusing yourselves to pictures of loose women, why not do something productive and surrender your lives to Allah?

Western society has become decadent, weak, and lazy, and is soon to collapse. The upcoming generation, people such as yourselves, want nothing more from life than to grow fat sitting around on computers all day, masturbating, drinking, and taking drugs. You are encouraged in this behaviour by corrupt politicians and absent new age parents while your societies and economies collapse around you. Meanwhile the Muslim Ummah, or brotherhood, grows rich on oil wealth and trains its upcoming generation to serve Allah, and to fight, willing to give their lives if necessary for the cause. The 19 hijackers of 9/11 have surely earned their place in paradise as do the suicide bombers who strike daily into the heart of the devil state of Israel. We are living among you, in Europe and America, and we are outbreeding you day by day, slowly taking over.

Allah has a plan for each of us. He means us all to be good Muslims and live by his rules, as set out to the Prophet Muhammed (pbuh). Your sinful lives and wicked ways go against His plans, and you will be tortured for eternity in hell for your iniquities. Repent now and revert back to the one true faith.

Where your joke of a faith, which no one in your society believes in anyway, tells you to love, be tolerant, and turn the other cheek, the Quran teaches us to "Kill the unbelievers wherever you find them, capture and besiege them and prepare for them every kind of ambush."

It also says "Against them make ready your strength to the utmost of your power, including steeds of war, to strike terror into (the hearts of) the enemies, of Allah and your enemies".

How can you hope to win your futile so called 'war on terror' against us? You have become weak, and no longer willing or able to fight. You even elected a pacifist president with Muslim sympathies to try and placate us. It's only a matter of time until we win. Even now your soldiers contine to die on the battlefields of Afghanistan, and for what? The moment you leave, it will be back to traditional Sharia law. Your technological advances count for nothing if all you do with them is watch porn and play video games. We will continue our jihad on the west, to maim and kill those who oppose or insult us. See the truth for what it is and revert to Islam immediately. It is your only hope of survival.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 22:38

>>544
I like how this starts with "Hey Fags," like it's a variant of that one kopipe.
For real though, I can't feel threatened by radical conservatism. The West had a purposeful, quick growing society full of religious martyrs, and look what happened to that.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 14:09

FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 20:47

the fluid that drips from the groin of a lusty mare

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 17:41

all the men in their desire to speak to her had decided to leave her alone as if it was some sort of respect, so alone she sat, hour after hour.

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 04:11

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 04:58

I think he definitely cares about her but it never really seemed like romantic love on either of their parts. Maybe it could have gotten there eventually if they'd had more time together, but space cancer happened.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 22:29

Some memes stand the test of time. This was not one of them.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 00:16

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 06:03

first story is some blonde haired DQN getting fugged and feminized by some guy who looks like nobuta from doraemon

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 10:45

"I have been feeding pigeons, thousands of them, for years; thousands of them, for who can tell -- "But there was one pigeon, a beautiful bird, pure white with light gray tips on its wings; that one was different. It was a female. I would know that pigeon anywhere. "No matter where I was that pigeon would find me; when I wanted her I had only to wish and call her and she would come flying to me. She understood me and I understood her. "I loved that pigeon." "Yes," he replied to an unasked question. "Yes, I loved that pigeon, I loved her as a man loves a woman, and she loved me. When she was ill I knew, and understood; she came to my room and I stayed beside her for days. I nursed her back to health. That pigeon was the joy of my life. If she needed me, nothing else mattered. As long as I had her, there was a purpose in my life. "Then one night as I was lying in my bed in the dark, solving problems, as usual, she flew in through the open window and stood on my desk. I knew she wanted me; she wanted to tell me something important so I got up and went to her. "As I looked at her I knew she wanted to tell me -- she was dying. And then, as I got her message, there came a light from her eyes -- powerful beams of light. "Yes," he continued, again answering an unasked question, "it was a real light, a powerful, dazzling, blinding light, a light more intense than I had ever produced by the most powerful lamps in my laboratory. "When that pigeon died, something went out of my life. Up to that time I knew with a certainty that I would complete my work, no matter how ambitious my program, but when that something went out of my life I knew my life's work was finished."

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 11:32

>>555
checked and cried

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 13:07

[09:02:46] <bps> and livestream it here t. hornyturk
[09:03:16] <bps> ::D

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 14:51

rotten crotch fruit

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 16:51

def general_poly (L):
""" L, a list of numbers (n0, n1, n2, ... nk)
Returns a function, which when applied to a value x, returns the value
n0 * x^k + n1 * x^(k-1) + ... nk * x^0 """
def new_poly(x):
return sum([L[i] * (x **(len(L) - (i + 1))) for i in range(len(L))])
return new_poly

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 13:10

(which is a very deceptive term, because it refers to people whose skins reflect less light than that of white people)

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 18:34

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 18:34

>>560 hi brolonius

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 19:29

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 19:52

>>562
I'm not a real brolonius, I just check in once in a while.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 15:34

retro style machines such as Whoa Nellie! Big Juicy Melons.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 16:15

fraction numerator partial differential u over denominator partial differential t end fraction equals fraction numerator partial differential squared u over denominator partial differential x squared end fraction plus open parentheses r minus I 1 over v close parentheses open parentheses u minus u squared over k close parentheses fraction numerator partial differential v over denominator partial differential t end fraction equals fraction numerator partial differential squared v over denominator partial differential x squared end fraction plus mu u minus J open parentheses u comma v close parentheses

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 20:51

That's like going to Outback and asking if the chef can give you a black eye instead of a bloomin' onion.

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8462 01:52

test_target.position = foot_rest;

    test_target.position += get_target_pos();
leg_target

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 07:24

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 20:16

Every Wednesday we select one lucky Phone visitor from Augusta to receive a special prize from our sponsors, as our "thank you" for being a loyal Phone customer.

You are today's lucky Phone user! You can select any 1 of these $1000 high street vouchers!

Note: Remaining stock is displayed in real-time, claimed gift cards will be taken down at any time so act fast.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8466 06:54

x.set(\direct, 0)

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 20:32

Von fremden Landern und Menschen

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 20:37

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 21:21

A friend of mine mentioned that he'd really like to buy a gramophone, and I seem to recall we (used to?) have one. Is there one in the house somewhere, does it work, and would you be willing to part with it?

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 14:32

(((Sunn 0))))))

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 00:49

FRIENDSHIP WITH GLOBALISTS ENDED

NOW BRITAIN IS MY BEST FRIEND

*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 01:39

respond immediately, which reduces latency and makes it more consistent. Since they interrupt whatever code is currently executing, it's best to keep the service routines short and make sure they don't interrupt time-sensitive or non-reentrant code.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 01:45

bad touch

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 02:49

3 .r

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 07:11

Please Note: Some radiators will become hot when they start to produce heat. More on that below.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 23:16

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8473 19:14

じゅうりょく
重力

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 09:47

Thanks. I had lived almost 40 years without ever thinking about how big Andre the Giant's coconuts were. Streak broken.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 00:07

inferiority complex ►

n.
A persistent sense of inadequacy or a tendency to self-diminishment, sometimes resulting in excessive aggressiveness through overcompensation.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8477 06:08

Mr. Ouch is anthropomorphized electricity. The design shows a snarling, spiderlike creature with jagged, lightning-bolt arms throwing a child backwards.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8479 16:10

:Erroneous Nickname: Illegal characters

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 01:35

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 09:49

NSFW detection applied in reverse

591 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8481 20:21

Glass Bead Games

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 03:06

Hare Hare Yukai Krishna

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 04:33

Back from the Brink - May 1997 - Page 82 - Google Books Result
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Backpacker - Vol. 25, No. 4 - Magazine
But by 1989 something even more frightening was happening. The trail Kubik affectionately calls "the Kek" was literally disappearing before his eyes. Set in the ...
Stories of the Raksura: The Dead City & The Dark Earth Below
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Martha Wells - 2015 - Fiction
Moon asked, “Were the Kek killed this same way?” “No ... All I can say is that something happened to these people, and the Kek must have walked up on it either ...
Rise of the Kek - Google Books Result
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John Joseph Burhop - 2012 - Fiction
Kek. I got my first glimpse of Cideba through a finely spun airlock that I had ... Our hopes had quickly turned to fear as we began to realize what was happening.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 06:25

Once the first novelty is worn off, the members of this circle will be no more interesting than your old friends. Why should they be? You were not looking for virtue or kindness or loyalty or humour or learning or wit or any of the things that can really be enjoyed. You merely wanted to be “in.”

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 06:32

                \ │ /
                 / ̄\  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
               ─( ゚ ∀ ゚ )< SAITAMA!
                 \_/  \_________
                / │ \
                    ∩ ∧ ∧∩ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\ ∩∧ ∧∩\( ゚∀゚)< SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA!
SAITAMA〜〜〜!  >( ゚∀゚ )/ |    / \__________
________/ |    〈 |   |
              / /\_」 / /\」
               ̄     / /
                    ̄

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 17:36

// initialize_table(table, size);

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 14:50

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 00:21

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 02:57

(
SynthDef(\keys, {

|freq=440| var sig, env, temp;
sig = 0;
env = EnvGen.ar(
Env.perc(0.01, 0.5),
doneAction:2
);
4.do{
temp = Pulse.ar(
freq * {Rand(0.985, 1.015)}!2,
{Rand(0.1, 0.4)}!2,
0.7) * env;
sig = sig + temp;
};
Out.ar(n,
Pan2.ar(sig, 0, 0.08)
);

}).add;
)

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