[COUNTDOWN] >>900 ON THE 9000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 06:33


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"OVER 9000" MEMES ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN IN THIS THREAD.

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1436905676/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1350571235/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1178750963/

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 06:34

it'll be a while yet, please calm down >>1 san

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 06:36

>>2
Only 251 days left! We need to post 3.58565737052 posts in this thread a day! WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT AHHHHHHHHHH

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 07:52

What will happen the day after?

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 10:34

>>4
Someone will make a lame OVER 9000 joke and everyone else will avoid piling on.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 07:39

What does the router say about his wi-fi level?

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8759 02:20

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8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8778 07:24

Quietly doing my part.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 03:26

I am playing Mario Picross 2, it is cool.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 03:28

Dry set of clothes. Useful when someone poured a bucket of water on you.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 04:02

127 days left.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 04:02

You killed the duck in 32.7567 seconds, you are now at a grand total of 54 ducks (of which 3 were super-ducks) killed on DQN. _X< COUAC

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 04:04

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14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 07:20

What are we going to do on September 10000th? Threads only go to 999.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 08:12

>>9
Picross is surprisingly fun

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 10:24

I like the picture puzzles where the numbers on the grid designate the number of squares in the 3x3 neighborhood to be filled in.
Also, the picture puzzles where the numbers on the grid designate a rectangle of that area and color encompassing the number. Which is cool, because it has color and the numbers can get very large. I went off Picross because it is fairly limited in image size.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 11:03

Have I really been an affiliate of the Elitist Superstructure for 4000 days? It sounds like a fairy-tale

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 11:05

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19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 11:07

#TYDQN

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 11:17

I think this thread has plenty more time to hit the target than the others.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 18:25

Just filling my quota for the day. Have you done your part?

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 18:25

>>14
Post the lyrics to 10000 days (wings pt. 2) ITT

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 21:25

>>14

Maybe September will end day 9999?

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8874 15:27

Pre-owned pokémon cartridges are a quick way to fill up chunks of your pokédex.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8875 18:43

>>14
We could just >>100-GET. We're already off by a factor of 10 with this one, another revaluation won't hurt.

Alternately, we could >>999-GET on the 9999th, have a really wild party, then sleep through the next day.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8875 19:11

>>25 ‚c‚‚Žf‚”@‚‡‚‰‚–‚…@‚•‚I

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8875 21:22

It's not too late to get an xmas gift if it's on amazon!
Unless, of course, it's expected to arrive late January, like the one gift I could come up with.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 00:40

‚k‚…‚”f‚“@‚‡‚‰‚–‚…@‚•‚I

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 00:40

‚n‚•‚”‚’‚‰‚„‚…@‚@‚ƒ‚’‚‰‚“‚‰‚“I

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 01:25

‚n‚Ž‚Œ‚™@‚P‚Q‚S@‚„‚‚™‚“@‚Œ‚…‚†‚”

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 01:36

he's crazy like a fool

what about daddy DUMB

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 08:58

Daddy who?

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 21:14

Eye of Horse

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 22:52

What?! 9000?! There's no way that can be right.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8877 02:01

FUCK IM 2 HOURS LATE

36 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8877 04:33

dink

37 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8877 04:33

doople

38 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8877 04:33

cunk

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8879 18:18

doing my contribution

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8879 18:18

doing my contribution

42 Name: oops : 1993-09-8879 18:19

oops, seens like i posted twice, >>40-41 are myself

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 13:42

>>42 Thanks for letting us know oops-san

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 13:43

Disappointment can always be relied upon!

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 15:49

We're not gonna make it!

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 16:58

Is 90 good enough?

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 18:29

hastening the postening

48 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8890 19:30

Will gomez save us again?

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 19:42

>>48
He's never been late yet!

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8890 20:10

Where is that timely lad?

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 05:29

at least 100 times

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 08:54

A hundred a day, I don't think we're up to it considering our health these days...

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 09:16

900 - 53 = 847
9000 - 8899 = 101
847 / 101 = 8.3
So around 8 posts a day? That's doable.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 09:23

I'll even do it myself if need be, starting tomorrow.

(carry over 4 post debt for tomorrow)

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 11:15

The posts will be VIP QUALITY

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 13:19

Oh, 8, not a hundred, that makes sense.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 13:41

dix

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 14:03

Awah

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 15:34

meh

MEH

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 18:25

Dropped harder than misao's meatball

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 19:33

The trick is to not post too many a day, otherwise >>900 will come early, but not too little, otherwise it will be late.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 21:52

>>61
We need over 8 posts a day, which is almost unthinkable

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8899 22:19

postan in a 900 thread

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 04:14

ass

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 04:29

this must be done

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 06:25

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68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 13:34

wo yao nüpongyou

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 13:37

when i see chinese i read it in my head in a weird combination of japanese on'yomi and the handful of hanzi that i actually know the chinese reading of

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 13:39

most of which are related somehow to MMORPGs

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 13:41

if you take a japanese sentence, replace all the ‚Ìs with “I and delete the rest of the kana, you're about 70% of the way to having a legible chinese sentence

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 13:43

the rest is making sure you aren't using any weird wasei-kango or words with a double meaning like ŽèŽ† which means letter, as in a piece of paper with writing on it in japanese, but toilet paper in chinese

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 13:43

dicks

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 13:43

one more

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 13:44

i've done my part for the day

captcha: none

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 18:06

So let it be written

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 22:01

8.23 posts per day fucking step it up people

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 22:15

>>77
you're not the boss of me

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 23:05

Coaltar of the Deep Fried Mars Bars

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8900 23:44

and you're not so big

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 05:03

You're just tall, that's all.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 08:36

Dixon Mainus

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 09:37

Occupation:
Professor
Doctor
Scientist
Lawyer
Vampire Hunter

i wish i could be that cool

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 15:07

I can't read Polish so I skimmed the French article, I don't get what makes him DQN quality.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 19:34

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'(1/8 #f #f s: #f #f #f s: #f))) ; snare

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 19:34

...yes this is the paste thread now

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 19:53

|: boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom boom :|

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 22:45

I like birds

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 01:14

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 02:32

‚悤‚±‚»ƒWƒƒƒpƒŠƒp[ƒN‚Ö

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 04:09

Years ago, I was a Gap youkai, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong chick. She was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember her name, Hakurei Reimu.

I picked on her because of her hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told her I was going to beat her so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), she never said anything back, made me wanted to kick her ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I manipulated the boundary of life and death, she reversed it like I was a mere midboss. I was tiring out and she knew, I saw the smirk on her face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing Danmaku Bounded Field, and she grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Hakurei Reimu. The next day, she wasn't at school, she was back in Japan, and I never got to thank her, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that she was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to her.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 04:11

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93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 04:11

I second >>84's concern.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 09:53

>>84,93
Maybe a poor curation, I apologize DQNs. ED article kinda sums it up I suppose. Basically he was a spook, but accused several major Internet sites but especially Google of being spooks, and was half-right about a lot of that, but also a major hypocrite (e.g. using Gmail address on site claiming Cloudflare is spooks). Lobbied to get his English Wikipedia article disappeared, because again, half-right about invasions of privacy and all that. But still a majorly inconsistent agenda-driven weirdo.

After many years of Web presence, he seems to have disappeared into the ether. Today, the very term "Google watch" is more likely to bring to mind a speculative brand name for wearable tech than the many crank sites titled "insert conspiracy here watch" of yesteryear, of which he ran a few.

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 16:25

poop

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 21:16

> * If the given apis parameter is null, returns the number of available APIs.
> * Otherwise, fill the given apis array with the RtMidi::Api values.

Who does this? Now you just have to call the same method twice, and in between you have no choice but to allocate an array of the size it demands.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8902 23:03

Apis was the most popular of three great bull cults of ancient Egypt, the others being the cults of Mnevis and Buchis.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 00:00

mnevis and bucthead

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 00:48

>>94
Thank you for your explanation. I have now gained respect for this small, overlooked Polish Wikipedia page.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 00:58

In Latin, apis is the word for bee. In Crimean Tatar, apis is the word for prison. Both facts seem relevant when considering APIs.
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