[COUNTDOWN] >>900 ON THE 9000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8749 06:33


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"OVER 9000" MEMES ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN IN THIS THREAD.

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1436905676/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1350571235/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1178750963/

801 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 01:29

Abandon the Game

802 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 01:33

you just lost the game

803 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 01:44

>>802 you too

804 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 02:02

Sleeping pills are comfy. Can't sleep without them. Good night, dokyuns.

805 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 02:02

wan soeng hou

806 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 02:56

shoutout to that leecher from japan downloading a 7.4GB torrent from me at 14.6KB/s

807 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 02:58

>>806
thats me

808 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 02:59

shoutout to >>807

809 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 03:55

I am playing the game

810 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 05:10

clickety click you bout to suck this dick

811 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 10:41

real racist hours who up

812 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 11:57

>>789 The best part of Easter. You can do the same after Mothers Day and Valentines Day, I got 3 years' worth of cute socks with hearts on them cheap a week after Valentines Day!

Captcha: day

813 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 13:18

>>812
fag

814 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 13:43

real gay hours whom up

815 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 14:47

We're almost there

816 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 15:00

Oh, ohhh, don't stop!

817 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 15:23

It was always going to get worse, it was never going to get better.

818 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 15:33

if someone gets >>900 before 9000 i hope they die

819 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 16:11

>>818
Everyone dies eventually.

820 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 16:29

>>814
whomst*

821 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 17:05

>>819
Yeah, but he should die a different death.

822 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 17:20

real dqn hours who uo

823 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 17:28

>>813 No thanks I quit smoking ages ago!

824 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 17:29

>>823
gayboy

825 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 17:31

I bet we'll reach 900 by accident just before the 9000

826 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 17:38

At this rate it will be reached probably tomorrow. Make another thread hot or pay the price with premature ejaculation.

827 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 18:19

Premature ejaculation means you can get back to work earlier.

828 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8994 18:26

>>794
Not terrible, but not impressive. Do you even need this?

829 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8995 00:01

OKAY EVERYBODY STOP POSTING. I'll start.

oops

830 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8995 01:01

>>829
Ooh, I wanna try!

831 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8995 01:03

>>830
Fuck, starting now

832 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8995 02:55

we have 5 days and 69 posts left stop posting so fast

833 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8995 07:01

but I waaaaanna post

834 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8995 07:04

well if we get to >>900 before 1993-09-9000 we'll be fucked

835 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8995 21:08

I'm pretty sure everyone will slow down so much that this thread will sink and nobody will remember anything about this.

836 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8995 21:15

>>835
I bet you 100 DQNcoins that doesn't happen.

837 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8995 21:42

>>836
I just stole your coins.

838 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8995 23:00

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839 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8996 02:51

this is forever night

840 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8996 05:04

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841 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8996 11:54

>>840 banging tune that one

842 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8996 16:59

is it 8997 yet?

843 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8996 19:08

idunno

844 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8996 19:08

not yet

845 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8996 22:56

maybe

846 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8996 23:09

http://4-ch.net/vip

847 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 00:38

so it's about 3 days left until 1993-09-9000

848 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 02:25

Old sleeping pill: vivid dreams, nightmares, waking up multiple times per night, light sleep, kicks in fast, helps me fall asleep but doesn’t help me stay asleep, easy to wake up in the morning

New sleeping pill: takes forever before you fall asleep, deeper sleep, feel hungover in the morning, wake up less often, weird vaguely psychedelic effects but they’re very mild

Not much of an improvement.

The search for the perfect sleeping pill continues.

849 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 03:47

have you tried heroin?

850 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 04:21

>>849
Not him, but I've done oxy.

851 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 12:57

I used to have a bong and fall asleep to a pirated copy of Hand Of God by i-doser. I had some mildly interesting experiences but it's not worth $300. I don't smoke the ganja right before bedtime anymore because it makes me groggy in the morning.

852 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 16:41

I know a dude who is always very angry on social media and tells people to kill themselves and says he'll try to dox people if they're not socialists. Then he wonders why he's not popular?

I mean, I'm not very popular either, but this guy goes out of his way to be off-putting and then doesn't understand why people avoid him.

853 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8997 16:49

>>852
I cannot say I am particularly fond of you either.

854 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 18:10

>>852
You just have to talk behing peoples backs do you?

855 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 20:29

Fart

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 22:21

im gay

857 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 23:40

Who /conservative/ here? Or are you all liberal degenerates who are contributing to moral decay in the west?

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 23:45

I'm an antisocial hikki

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 02:58

same

860 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 06:10

>>857
fuck off and die

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 07:23

This is not a post.

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 10:21

im straight

863 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 10:21

jk im gay

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 10:25

i dont think that's english OR japanese friend, what are you even saying

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 10:58

>>860
The tolerant left

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 12:48

I turned myself into a bawdy Irish poem, Morty! I'm Limerick!

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 12:48

captcha: soy

868 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 12:49

the only political position I have is angry

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 15:09

>>868
you sound like a liberal who uses twitter a lot to complain about white people

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 15:29

　
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871 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 17:19

im not a neet lol

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 17:30

>>870
i support this message

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 19:49

I took a HUGE shit

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 20:02

"Let me try and defend myself by wordlessly linking wikipedia, thus explaining nothing and only serving to make myself look like an asshole"

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 20:04

>>874
imagine being so butthurt you subpost in a different thread lmao

876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 20:06

>>875
I'm not the one ruining a copy/paste thread by arguing about technology

877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 20:23

>>876
Have fun using a flip phone in 2018.

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 20:29

>>877
Bitch I said I'm not the one arguing. Fuckin' read what you're responding to, damnmit shitass

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 20:36

happy 420
smoke a blunt and relax
it's also friday
http://frideynight.com/
>>878
chill out, there's no need to be mad

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 20:50

>>879
dw bud I'm nicely buzzed, it's just fun to sound mad,

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 22:24

What happens if we go over 900 before the 9000th?

882 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8999 01:08

>>881
Everyone dies

883 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8999 01:31

STOP POSTING FOR JUST A FEW HOURS

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8999 02:24

>>883
okay!

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8999 02:44

>>883
You got it buddy!

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8999 05:29

>>877
thanks I will

sent from my flipphone

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8999 08:01

this is a test tickle

888 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8999 13:16

ASSSASSSASSSASSSA

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8999 14:02

Did somebody order a post?

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8999 14:43

You are now breathing and blinking manually.

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8999 15:08

My brain reads the text before it deciphers the meaning, and recognises and dismisses >>890 before entering into its suggestion.

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8999 16:37

lol reverse psychology

893 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8999 21:00

Happy September 9000!

894 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8999 23:57

We're getting there

895 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8999 23:59

Oh when the Gomez goes marching in

896 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8999 23:59

Liposuction

897 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8999 23:59

Pilosuction

898 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8999 23:59

Pliosuction

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 00:00

Lopisuction

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 00:05

Elocution
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