[COUNTDOWN] >>900 ON THE 9000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 06:33


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"OVER 9000" MEMES ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN IN THIS THREAD.

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1436905676/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1350571235/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1178750963/

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 03:39

moar postz

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 03:49

reedge out to the truth!

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 05:00

don't think, feel and you'll be tanime

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 05:10

we're supposedly going to need ~18 ppd but on the last day there's going to be a lot of posts, so don't worry too much about it.

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 05:34

but what if I want to worry

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 05:46

My throat hurts and drinking tee is only doing so much.

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 07:11

I'll probably be dead soon anyway, that softens the blow a bit.

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 09:52

I think we're all gonna be dead soon to be fair

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 12:31

The left is now claiming that being against war with Syria means you’re a Russian bot. War mongerers pls go

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 12:40

fai di you fucks there are nine days left

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 13:57

really itches my noodle

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 13:58

skyrim was batter

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 14:06

>>758
That sounds normal for them. The Left's approach to any kind of problem solving seems to be "What would really fuck everything up the worst? Let's do that!"

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 14:23

there is no such thing as the left or right

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 14:24

why a kid gotta stab and kill me

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 14:28

let me hit this F5
gonna feel real refreshed

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 18:05

>>763
Do you live alone on a deserted isle or something?

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 18:16

Silly goose, you're either with us or against us!

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 19:56

shit sucks but i'm too lazy to fix it

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 21:00

like tinder but for pet adoption
like uber but for coffee delivery
like facebook but for mars
like bitcoin but for memes
like yelp but for places to study on campus
like Foursquare but for PUBG
like X but for Y
your tech startup is doomed to fail

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8992 22:32

The only thing starting up is the end of times

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 02:08

>>770
at least I won't have to worry about bills and stress anymore

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 04:40

that places to study one doesn't sound too bad; it won't rake in the dough but I'd donate if necessary to keep a useful service like that up and running

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 04:55

like 4-ch but for rapists

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 05:37

>>772
I can tell you most of the good ones here, but you probably aren't at the same university. In most cases just asking around a bit and wandering the campus would get you pretty far, but here's the fundamental problem with such a service: Nobody's going to want to reveal their favorite secret study spot until they graduate, and they'd only tell someone worthy of that knowledge.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 05:43

>>774
how old are you to still be at uni?

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 06:07

>like yelp but for places to study on campus

this would only show you the best places NOT to study

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 06:29

>>775
Late twenties. I dropped out some time ago and came back to it.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 06:38

How do I install a hidden camera in a womens restroom?

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 06:51

>>777
why did you drop out

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 07:39

Yu Ghotta GO

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 08:07

>>779
A confluence of many reasons, not the least of which was the realization that although I had no idea what sort of career I wanted, I knew I wasn't headed for it. My funding wasn't good at the time, that school's administration was corrupt and/or incompetent, and I was going through some stuff psychologically. In retrospect, school really wasn't where I should've been anyway and I'm glad I left and grew up a bit.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 08:09

>>781
what course then and what course are you in now?

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 08:23

Book II, or, "Sir Balin fucks it up again."

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 08:27

>>774
At the place I ended up graduating, there literally wasn't a quiet place for a commuter to study unless you were a grad student. The library is the food court. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea even on paper?

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 08:29

>>782
Music then. Engineering now. I found it a bit surprising at first how many of my classmates also made the same switch, but then it is a pretty sensible switch to make.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 08:31

>>784
Never any empty classrooms, even?

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 08:53

>>786
I wouldn't go as far as never, I would go as far as "not often enough". And the general din from hallway foot traffic and such was usually pretty bad, too, even during classes.

Hate, hate, hate that I went there, and most of the stuff about it. It's an alright choice for some people, but it was not my choice.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 12:20

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 14:57

Still got 3 marge Lindt bunnies, a whole egg and some miscellaneous chocolate accoutrements and egg fragments from Easter

I didn't even get anything on the day, this was all from discount sales in the week after

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 17:09

Sometimes silence can be loud

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 20:12

you'll cowards don't even smoke big doinks

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 21:14

We've come a long way
We've also come a lot

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 22:04

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794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 22:07

Somehow this thread just became another current thoughts thread. Not terrible, but also not exciting

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 22:11

>>794
What else is it supposed to be? It's basically an early 2000s "forum game" thread, which usually devolves into spam and "bump" bullshite.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 00:22

bump

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 00:24

le downboat :^)

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 00:37

uno buthol

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 01:22

Stolen pizza is the best pizza

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 01:26

nigger

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 01:29

Abandon the Game

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 01:33

you just lost the game

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 01:44

>>802 you too

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 02:02

Sleeping pills are comfy. Can't sleep without them. Good night, dokyuns.

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 02:02

wan soeng hou

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 02:56

shoutout to that leecher from japan downloading a 7.4GB torrent from me at 14.6KB/s

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 02:58

>>806
thats me

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 02:59

shoutout to >>807

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 03:55

I am playing the game

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 05:10

clickety click you bout to suck this dick

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 10:41

real racist hours who up

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 11:57

>>789 The best part of Easter. You can do the same after Mothers Day and Valentines Day, I got 3 years' worth of cute socks with hearts on them cheap a week after Valentines Day!

Captcha: day

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 13:18

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 13:43

real gay hours whom up

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 14:47

We're almost there

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 15:00

Oh, ohhh, don't stop!

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 15:23

It was always going to get worse, it was never going to get better.

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 15:33

if someone gets >>900 before 9000 i hope they die

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 16:11

>>818
Everyone dies eventually.

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 16:29

>>814
whomst*

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 17:05

>>819
Yeah, but he should die a different death.

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 17:20

real dqn hours who uo

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 17:28

>>813 No thanks I quit smoking ages ago!

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 17:29

>>823
gayboy

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 17:31

I bet we'll reach 900 by accident just before the 9000

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 17:38

At this rate it will be reached probably tomorrow. Make another thread hot or pay the price with premature ejaculation.

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 18:19

Premature ejaculation means you can get back to work earlier.

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 18:26

>>794
Not terrible, but not impressive. Do you even need this?

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 00:01

OKAY EVERYBODY STOP POSTING. I'll start.

oops

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 01:01

>>829
Ooh, I wanna try!

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 01:03

>>830
Fuck, starting now

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 02:55

we have 5 days and 69 posts left stop posting so fast

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 07:01

but I waaaaanna post

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 07:04

well if we get to >>900 before 1993-09-9000 we'll be fucked

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 21:08

I'm pretty sure everyone will slow down so much that this thread will sink and nobody will remember anything about this.

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 21:15

>>835
I bet you 100 DQNcoins that doesn't happen.

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 21:42

>>836
I just stole your coins.

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8995 23:00

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839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 02:51

this is forever night

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 05:04

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841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 11:54

>>840 banging tune that one

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 16:59

is it 8997 yet?

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 19:08

idunno

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 19:08

not yet

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 22:56

maybe

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8996 23:09

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 00:38

so it's about 3 days left until 1993-09-9000

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 02:25

Old sleeping pill: vivid dreams, nightmares, waking up multiple times per night, light sleep, kicks in fast, helps me fall asleep but doesn’t help me stay asleep, easy to wake up in the morning

New sleeping pill: takes forever before you fall asleep, deeper sleep, feel hungover in the morning, wake up less often, weird vaguely psychedelic effects but they’re very mild

Not much of an improvement.

The search for the perfect sleeping pill continues.

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8997 03:47

have you tried heroin?

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