[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#25] (999)

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 03:09

what do chinese clerks even need artillery for fuck just give me some so we can finish this war and get some land

951 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8929 06:25

So you wanna die? Commit suicide. Dial 1-800-CYANIDE line.

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 11:35

LET'S GOšCHINA!

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 13:31

If the anatomy is good, it's probably traced.

954 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8929 22:10

Wilde weide more like wild weed

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8929 23:33

>>951
Thanks! Believable message of endorsement! I called this number and got dead right away! Just like I always wanted! You runied my life!!! A++++ would recommened

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8930 19:43

Bing bing Wahoo yippie

957 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8931 03:08

Search Query: Is Droopy a Looney Tune

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8931 19:48

It's a-me, Dio!

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 05:58

Driving drunk is legal now guys.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 17:13

Epictetus would be a good pseudonym for a bakunyuu artist.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 20:20

Epictetus boiled down: If you can fix something fix it, otherwise fuck it.

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 20:36

I came here to laugh at you and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 20:55

i am single handedly responsible for making the youtube recommendation algorithms associate oingo boingo with goreshit and pigmhall

it was all me

i'm not sorry

964 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8933 00:19

There are at least 3 kinds of fat in this dish

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 00:41

>>963 We did that together, but I think those are personalised anyway.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 18:47

Do vegans eat beef

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 19:57

Two professors talking about lab while peeling at the urinals.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 20:53

>>966
No. And since they don't eat their meat, they can't have any pudding.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 22:53

>>960 Then what name should a pettanko artist have?

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8933 23:07

>>968
Well, how can they have any pudding if they don't eat their meat?

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8934 00:11

The smell of unwashed dick

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8934 00:14

I like wearing face masks, especially if I have to take public transport. It keeps my throat from getting dry, it keeps bad smells out, and it makes me feel insulated and separate from everyone else.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8934 03:12

I'd like a nice pollution mask

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8934 04:08

>>963,965
I miss the old youtube recommendation algorithm that would recommend obscure, thematically unrelated videos. It was a great way to discover strange videos and you could spend a lot of time going down the rabbit hole.

Now the recommendation algorithm is too refined and personalized. There's a lot less variety in the recommendations and they all tend to fit inside a categorical bubble of (actually related videos+your "interests"). The only "surprises" that show up in the recommendations now are shitty videos specifically designed to rank high on the recommendation algorithm using various tricks.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8934 04:11

꧁꧂

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8934 06:42

>>975
ℕ𝕖𝕒𝕥

977 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8936 01:09

Chicken pieces

978 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8936 03:59

Earl and the Flat Scrugg Boys

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8936 06:48

98 quintillion alarm chili

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8936 10:56

we have to go back

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8936 14:04

ANCAP is when we lock Libertarians in cars and use them as crash test dummies

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8936 20:22

I am drunk and I came to DQN for the first time in about a year to steal potential song title ideas.

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8936 20:23

>>974
I have to admit I discovered some good city pop albums thanks to the new algorithm.

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 04:01

damn smh fam your whippin and naynaying be lookin like you dabbin lmao

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 07:30

electric coffee

986 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8937 08:53

Listening to the Smiths makes me wish I was single and desperately longing for love.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 09:05

5 minutes in grandpa time is 15 minutes in real time

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 10:03

Our family had a "dad time" which was usually a couple of hours behind our timezone

this one time my grandparents were visiting and we were going out for the day, everyone was just getting in cars and he shouted out of the front door "I'm just going to have a quick bath"

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 11:35

going to name my gosh with a hard G and my dog Boner
that's if I ever get either

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 11:36

name my son, name my son

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 19:04

>>990
Bubgus Khan

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 20:25

Th-thanks, /k/ side of tumblr.

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8937 23:18

blind touch typists can use a regular keyboard

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 00:38

turn on you coward, I know you did it before

995 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8938 03:25

Jupiter, the big planet.

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 03:30

The MGTOW philosophy would be interesting if not for the misogyny. It's possible to respect and value women but still want nothing to do with them.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 04:19

> update linkedin
> suggests author of megatokyo

... you send one email once so long ago about something that didn't matter such that no reasonable person would remember it, and it thinks you're besties or something

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 04:35

Do we let the cute girls thread take over until it finishes, or do we start #26 now and keep running dual threads (triple if you count the countdown thread)?

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8938 04:58

yeah sure

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