( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
Next up, we reluctantly let Beady Eyes have another show.
We wouldn't be too upset if you changed the channel now.
"Hey! What is the DEAL with all these fucking cats and ladles anyway?"
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) Oh for God's sake.
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What's the DEAL with that repetitive thumping sound?
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( ・ω・) He has a mom? News to me!
( ´ω`) Someone has to sign his permission slips.
♪Sore sore sore dokoisho! DO KOI SHO!♪
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____ ∧_∧ Nice beat.
/ / | | (・∀・ ) Can't understand a fucking word of it.
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♪殺して殺して殺して!♪
♪野球バットで彼女を殴る!♪
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/ / | | (・∀・ ) The lead singer looks like Vampire Little Bo Peep.
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( ・-・) Okay, seriously, what the hell is that noise? Not that noise, the other one.
( ・ω・) I've been informed that you are listening to your mama's bean enchilada farts.
( ・ω・) If you listen carefully, you can hear the jiggling as her fat pendulous butt cheeks resonate with the airflow.
(・∀・) Clonepa! Show me your original face before your mother and father were born!
( ・ω・) What are these mother and father things of which you speak?
( ・ω・) He is the grandest of all Pas!
( ´ω`) You're not my son.
( ´ω`) No, you're one of an endless line of personal organ donors.
( ´ω`) Because of your sacrifices, I will be immortal.
( ・ω・) My life for you!
( xωx)
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Mr Clonepa, want a sip of my coffee?
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( ・ω・) Sure!
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( ・ω・) Hmm, tastes like recurring gag...
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( ・ω・) Hello, everyone! My name is Clonepa!
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_ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/_ Well, It appears to be my fault. >>331
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>>333
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Anyways, I forgot to put the name, and double post, my bad.
(´・ω・`) wait how did the bird survive?
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( ・ω・)=つ≡つ 〃(・-・ ) ミ
(っ ≡つ=つ (・-・ ) O(・-・ ) whooshwoosh
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/ / | | / (・∀・) (´ω` ) Just checking out the annual Christmas special porno on HBO
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( ゚ω゚ ) Hello everyone! My name is Apenol C.
( ・ω・) unacceptable!
i hope he dies
(・∀・) What's a "sand job"?
( ´ω`) It's when you hang out in the desert and don't ask silly questions, now pick up a shovel and start pouring the sand in this hole filled with dead Beady clones.
( ・-・ )
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( ´ω`) Hang on, I'll take care of it.
( ´ω`) Hey, why don't you come on over to my domicile?
( ・-・) I completely trust you to do the right thing, Grandpa, sir.
(・∀・) GRANDPA WAIT! THATS THE REAL BEAD- NOOOOOO!
( ´ω`) Just come right over here. Don't mind the rotating knives.
(・∀・) Oh, you're taking him through... yeah, okay objection withdrawn.
( ・ω・) No, I am your father.
( ・-・) but ( ´ω`) told me you raped him
( ・-・) Hey what the fu( ´ω`) Don't mind me, just passing through dialogue.
( ´ω`) You're welcome! Have fun!
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( ・-・) What did he mean by th OH HOLY SHIT
oink!!ー ∩∩
、__,,,ノw、 (;・-・) Charging razorback hawg outta nowhere!!
三 ( = = .・`e = ⊂ )
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(″・_・) This Clonepa show sucks
〜(,_uuノ
( ・ω・) Show's not on this week. I don't know what you're watching.
( ・ω・) Oh yeah, Beady's tragic backstory: nothing bad ever happened to him, he's just like that. The end.
( ・-・) Your not gonna tell them how you stole my critically acclaimed show then got it cancelled and brought me in as a tsukkomi to bump up your ratings tanking my career in the process and the agonizing depression of being typecast and realizing this is my life now?
( ・-・) Damn you.
( ・ω・) Who are you again?
( ・ω・) Larry?
( ・ω・) No... can't be Larry. We skeletonized him after he was rude to one of us.
( ・ω・) He was tasty.
( ・ω・) No... can't be Larry. We skeletonized him after he was rude to one of us.
( ・ω・) He was tasty.
( ・ω・) No... can't be Larry. We spabmooztwabbleforxittydoqutionisclickclickpop
( xωx)
( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・ω・) Hello Larry. You were tasty.
( ・-・) I don't have food in my fridge. Just body parts.
( ・-・) Sometimes I put out cigarettes on my own arm just to see if I still feel pain.
( ・-・) I will let you down.
( ・-・) I will make you fart.
( ・ω・) sorry who are you again? I was just on the line with the producers
( ・-・) Hello, my name is Clonepa.
( ・-・) Hello kids!
( ・-・) MIttens!
( ・ω・) 400getsaywhat?