(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)
i hate death grips but i love their fans
Pg.10: Balls touching, this is hella gay.
why not be naked in front of the kids?????? i don;t mean parading about , bits a- flapping...but if my children should be in my room when i am getting dressed or about to get in the bath...so what?
and i don;t think SA2 was being smug........
i would try the same tactic as when they discover their bits and fiddle a lot....
'no darling, that is something to do in private...not polite to do it in front of people....'
or something like that......
but never with an implication it is dirty/ disgusting or shameful....
I feel like the big eyes thing appealed to some instinctual part of me, and after a brief adjustment period, I just wanted her to be safe and keep her from swallowing a marble.
one of my actual practical coping techniques is to imagine my intrusive thoughts as an evil goth version of myself and just get too horny about the situation to keep being sad or anxious in the moment. it's worked remarkably well
anyway i've solved "Persona". next JRPG please
Football player: please God, let my team win
God: ok sure, that’s simple enough
Football player on other team: God please let my team win
God: oh no
>>7
Reminds me of https://pbfcomics.com/comics/spelling/
I haven't been Americanised by excessive exposure to American culture and having American friends online have I?
Pours syrup on chocolate waffles
"Yee haw"
Its funny how that works, for a time "being a furry" was generally considered a bad thing but given how nice most furries are, it seems to be the opposite now heh
Ejooooo ejooo eiii joooo haha! so bloody funny!
More importantly, this discussion can't go further until you take away your 1 downvote. If it's not removed in 1 hour, I'll be forced to downvote you back.
Months ago, someone told me that they found a substantial section on anime in a guide to teaching autistic children. Of all places, I wondered, why there? As it turns out, many autistic children like anime because the facial expressions and gestures are easy to understand.
Is it really Skyrim without nude and sex mods? Bethesda may think so but I'm not quite convinced.
Modern dark fantasy game.
Heroes know they're going to have to stop a ritual of BBEG.
Most heroes do prep work buying guns, magical components, etc.
One says he preps by going to Taco Bell.
Heroes go to clock tower hideout of cult.
Fight to top of clock tower.
Heroes engage BBEG.
Taco Bell hero goes to ritual circle.
Me expecting Taco Bell hero to desecrate the circle to stop the ritual.
He do.
By taking a fat Taco Bell shit.
>>15 can I just bitch about how bethesda intentionally gimps their physics and animation engines just to make it harder to make sex mods? like, people are going to make those anyway no matter what they do, so why the fuck do they have to make it harder on people who just want to do stuff like add custom fighting animations or make a sword hanging from your belt bounce and swing when you take a step?
I am venezuelan and I am fear for my country
I am going die from hungry, my fridge is empty, and I no eat. I am fear for my family and for my country. I am mad that Maduro burn the USA food, I am mad and hungry. I hope that USA help me and my family, I am fear for my life here in Venezuela.
Today I eat 1 arepa and that it. Help me please. I’m weak from hungry, I cannot jack off. I’m so horny it hurts, and maduro burn all pornography. Why Maduro, why are you hurting me. My penis hard always, because no jack off. It is hurt, I wish for ejaculate always but nothing.
Like jeez, it's like when the hentai buffers. But it buffers forever and will never stop buffering, so you have to imagine the part where the MC shoots the gallons of cum in your head.
It's like bombing out a building, pissing on the ashes, saying it's not enough then dumping the ashes into the pet cemetery
The EU will ban last night of the proms... if we let them. VOTE LEAVE
YES ! YES! Time to show those filthy indians their place!
There’s something amusingly Wittgensteinian about this. You think you’re playing a normal chess game, and then your opponent reaches into their pocket, pulls out a knight, and puts it onto the board, then indicates that it’s your move, as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened.
I have seen the shitty future, and it is disgraced cypherpunk ronin trying and failing to teach middle aged incompetents how to build a strong digital defense against roving bands of corporate and government raiders
Long story short we found various drugs up his ass. His response? “Those aren’t mine.”
cannae wait to have to phone the pokemon centre at 8:30 on the dot if I want any chance of getting my team healed that day
they hired a fucking dad at my work and hes using up all the obscure dad jokes ive been rationing out. i had probably a 2 year supply left and he blew up my spot completely within like 2 weeks
This is fucking awesome! It's like old Danny Byrd material meets Death Grips in the middle of a windstorm in a mosh pit. Thanks for sharing and keep being you! ^.^!~
this sounds like sonic adventure but dumb (lol this is stupid) I will beat up HITLER and all his DUMB IDIOT FRIENDS!
"I'm gay and Jewish"
Yes sir, you already mentioned that but what drink do you want with your quarter pounder meal?
Do you like Touhou? ZUN's later works were a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Perfect Cherry Blossom came out in 2003, I think the series really came into its own, commercially and artistically. The whole game has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the solid gameplay a big boost. It's been compared to Cave games at the arcade, but I think Touhou has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
I want to ejaculate on a statue, now you might be thinking this is nasty. but it isn't, we have the right to express our own fetishes without anyone judging. i wish there was a nude greek statue of a woman i can put my load inside in. i imagine myself as a knight in the middle ages masturbating inside a statue of a queen.
Thank you based Kara Boğa. May the Kara Boğa defeat all wh*tes. He will be rewarded with millions of Slavic sex slaves.
Have any of your aunts ever told you that you’re such a sweet Jewish boy with such a lovely sense of humor?
Sir Garlon had the power to turn completely invisible, and he used this amazing gift to run around and stab other knights in the back, mostly at random, because he got his jollies from seeing them die that way. He was a class act. A real Dark Souls red phantom type of guy.
Arthur, none too happy with his actions, tasks Sir Balin to end his murder spree, and he eventually tracks Garlon down and kills him in a very anime-styled fashion with his patented "no-look-behind-the-back-spinning-cleave-off-with-your-invisible-head-because-I-guessed-you-were-there attack", but as Sir Garlon was the brother of the magical Fisher King and he happened to be hiding out in his brother's castle, said Fisher King proved to be very irate, and one-sidedly chased Sir Balin throughout the place, until the good knight happened across a trophy room with the Lance of Longinous itself, which he proceeded to defend himself with by stabbing the Fisher King in the dick with a strike so powerful that it blew out a side of the castle and much of the terrain beyond. By effectively ruining the fertility of the king, he also blighted the future of the land, causing the country to decline into ruin and setting up the Grail Quest, but that was for other knights to deal with.
In case you ever see the term "Dolorous Stroke", that's what it was; the most epic dick-stab in all of history.
ok i am SO effing TICKED OFF YOU LIBTARD
#1: Gamers are the most oppressed group of people in history. FACT
#2: If Hitler was a company, he would be Valve. FACT
#3: I have at least 150 hours in EVERY game in my steam library, so yeah, I can pretty much own you in any game. FACT
#4: Women and Minorities are ALL given special privileges while we GAMERS are actively fighting every second just to speak online. FACT
Seriously, if you ever censor gamers AGAIN, you WILL be PWNED, my katana needs to be used every once in a while, so I think you should publically apologize or ELSE now get trolled epic gamer style, upgeraldos to the left
AS EXPECTED WE GET DEAFENING SILENCE FROM TAYLOR SWIFT ON THE FEDERAL RESERVE RATE HIKE
Imagine having such fragile heterosexuality that you wouldn't fuck an attractive dude on the spot just because he might have a penis. Wild.
I saw you on 4ch
Thanks , this is good , more when you can. Sorry for being rude.
I was going to ask for more pooping girls pictures, but damn, your art is amazing! Keep up what you're doing!
"gee mulder did you ever think that maybe this one just isn't an x file?"
bitch what do you think the title of this fucking show is
I'm at お前の家 in クロゼットの中
The year is 2020. Brands have finally resorted to being horny on main. Burger King posts smutty fanart now. The guys who make "gaming censorship" YouTube channels are mad that Waffle House-chan's tits got smaller
I think monogamy should be banned. It’s just too much destruction of rainforests, and for what? Nice furniture?
I like Ben Carson, but for every one of him, there are a thousand Snoop Dogs. So fuck you
I used to work in porn around when these games were the "hot new thing" for the porn creators. The games are not made by normal video game companies first of all, they are made by pornographers along with a team of programmers. The real reason that these games exist is that they are the only ethically means of getting data on porn viewers ejaculations.
I'm sure you've seen the ads for games with scantilly clad animated women with the large flashing "try not to cum" logo. It has become so ubiquitious to see "try not to cum" on the advertisement because that is what the pornographers want you to do. Try not to cum, and when you do cum you continue playing the game. Before these games, there was no way to determine how long someone lasts when watching porn, but with these games, the game time and the interactions of the player are logged into an algorithm that determines how long it took you to cum, how long you physically came for, how many times you came, and even how many times you came close to orgasming but stopped yourself.
Each time you play the game, there are different "visuals". Also, based on your click speed, and other variables, the game can determine when you are about to orgasm and sometimes will immediately play a much more niche porn category so as to collect date on more obscure porn that wouldn't normally be in the game and to log the players reactions to this "bait and switch". So yeah, these NSFW games were the invention of pornographers who wanted a way to log data about users cumming. The data is then sold to advertisers and other pornographers.
Some developers have even changed it around. And actually measure the time it takes the companies to cum while fucking their customer. EA has been investing heavily in this tech over the last few years.
They're the only ethical means... but not the only means? What else did they have in mind?